Ze Lack O' Females!

[chaotikal 2392]

[[i was having a baby...In rp D: but Isabelle lost it...BACK TO THE MATING ROOM!]]

[DecoLamb 959]

[[Ehhh.. how is the blaze rod one depressive.. I would think a dwarf would love a female who loves to crawl around in the caves and isn't afraid to go into the nether. Not to mention that character would be headstrong, would go toe to toe with anyone without fear despite being the 'fair maiden' in appearance.

the second one is more dark, yes. But that does provide character, she's jumpy and nervous, but she won't run away, she will stand there trembling as she holds her frying pan and tell you off, and she will beat you senseless with it too.

I'm not going to create an entire character, just a general handful of quirks and possibly a skin to go with it, something to get people started, it's up to them to make the character breathe. ]]

[Florishier 67]

((^sais the ugleh orc))

Im only orc ig :P ]]

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

((What dwarves like about women, large tankards in hand full of dark ale, a large bosom held with a tight corset and gold trinkets in her hair, the ability to act tough and put down a male dwarf so they have to fight for her love. That is basically a barmaid XD

What blacksmiths like to see, loose hair, sweat, muscular arms.

What a miner likes to see, alot of bloody ores and prescious stones!

What a Ireheart loikes ta see! Anytin dat dey can screw! ((kjell went there >_> there is a reason for the sheep in the basement)) ))

[Phelrin 60]

((What dwarves like about women, large tankards in hand full of dark ale, a large bosom held with a tight corset and gold trinkets in her hair, the ability to act tough and put down a male dwarf so they have to fight for her love. That is basically a barmaid XD

What blacksmiths like to see, loose hair, sweat, muscular arms.

What a miner likes to see, alot of bloody ores and prescious stones!

What a Ireheart loikes ta see! Anytin dat dey can screw! ((kjell went there >_> there is a reason for the sheep in the basement)) ))

(( :mellow: You sure he stayed behind to fight the dragon?))

[Flynn 31]

[[ Flynn, what about the dwarves that were bad at RP and were banned? :3 ]]

((That is an exception. They came from Skippy, the god of non-kewl :P ))

[troopermatthew 66]

I ,ave a female in me 'old!

((40 minas an hour for you boys ;)))

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

(( :mellow: You sure he stayed behind to fight the dragon?))

((all I can say is that there is more than one way to kill a dragon, and sometimes it just includes a bunch of dragon born! FOS RO DAH! XD))

[Boomack21 124]

Aye, du uns we got, Dey be stubborn!

[tomahawk90 5]

Me thinks there be a lack-o-dwarves dwellin in the darn capital anyways, no matter the gender!

[Neri 3590]

There's a easy way to find more females...

*holds up a shaving knife*

[Rhisereld 317]

I 'ad a beard, but I shaved it off. Lice, ya know.

[Aislin 4354]

((After reading this, I want to be a dwarven shemale.))

[Juvens 199]

((^not even funny))

[DecoLamb 959]

((What dwarves like about women, large tankards in hand full of dark ale, a large bosom held with a tight corset and gold trinkets in her hair, the ability to act tough and put down a male dwarf so they have to fight for her love. That is basically a barmaid XD

What blacksmiths like to see, loose hair, sweat, muscular arms.

What a miner likes to see, alot of bloody ores and prescious stones!

What a Ireheart loikes ta see! Anytin dat dey can screw! ((kjell went there >_> there is a reason for the sheep in the basement)) ))

Why am I reminded of Tassel and her huge crush on Kjell that he never capped on..]]