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Bloody 'eck, both be pretty good fellas, but I ain't seen much o' tha' Strong'old lad, an' Kjell be a mighty good fella ta me, ah fought nex' to 'im escapin' Karik, an' he was as brave as Urguan 'imself. Kjell should be tha rightful King, but 'e's a busy man, will 'e 'ave time?

I say we 'ave a Tournament o' the Axe, followed by a drinkin' contest ta decide who will be King!

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Bah! Ah'm next tuh powah! Ah'm da feckin' king o' war an' a veteran suh ye say dat strong'old shuld be king! Data ridiculous!! Dis nation needs a iron grip as da bludeh dwarves cannae feckin' 'andle dem selves wif dere sissy ways! Nae un foights propah any moar, nae... Dey jus' yell "KJELL FECKIN' SAVE US FRUM ORCS!" EVERY FECKIN' TOIME AN' AH DUH!

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Bah! Ah'm next tuh powah! Ah'm da feckin' king o' war an' a veteran suh ye say dat strong'old shuld be king! Data ridiculous!! Dis nation needs a iron grip as da bludeh dwarves cannae feckin' 'andle dem selves wif dere sissy ways! Nae un foights propah any moar, nae... Dey jus' yell "KJELL FECKIN' SAVE US FRUM ORCS!" EVERY FECKIN' TOIME AN' AH DUH!

His brows furrow as he remembers a dwarf that he never became acquainted with say these exact words. He guffaws and calls out to Kjell...

"Oi! Ye' nevah' told meh' ye' name, if ye' were the one who used ta' be tha' King av' War and were one with past experience, then I must say that I am mar' willin' ta' vote fer' ye'. I remember who ye' ah' now, just never knew ye' as Kjell, I am new ta' tha' Underlands av' tha' Dwarves, quite young actually, mah' apologies fella'!"

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Bah! Ah'm next tuh powah! Ah'm da feckin' king o' war an' a veteran suh ye say dat strong'old shuld be king! Data ridiculous!! Dis nation needs a iron grip as da bludeh dwarves cannae feckin' 'andle dem selves wif dere sissy ways! Nae un foights propah any moar, nae... Dey jus' yell "KJELL FECKIN' SAVE US FRUM ORCS!" EVERY FECKIN' TOIME AN' AH DUH!

Sure ye may be thee king of war, but 'ave ye actually done anyding in yer position? Ney!!! Ye 'aven't. While thee Orcs 'ave been attacking us, ye 'aven't done anyding to prepare thee Legion fer des assaults! Sure ye may 'ave gave dem armour and weapons but wats thee point of supplying dem if dey can't even use dem properly.

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Bah! Says da un dat 'asnae even been 'round fer da bludeh battles dat 'appened! Ye lad 'avenae even 'elped da dwarf kingdom since Kal'Urguan! An' now yer sayin' fin's 'bout da legion! Bugger tuh ye Ah say!

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I didn't want to apply fer a 'igh postion back den because I didn't want to take 'uge reponsibilities and I wanted thee new dwarves to get an opportunity to 'elp out thee kingdom. Now I believe thee kingdom needs a ruler to rise us (Dwarves) out of dis mess that we are in and to tell ye thee truth Kjell, I dink ye can do it, but I know I can do a better job den ye.

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[Why is this ooc....shouldn't choosing kingship be made in rp...?]

-_- its going to but they are both good IC candidates so we are allowing an ooc vote to make it easier

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Shtep ye fecktarded bikdeding.

Ye ell nah me be dah besht kingiship materdidal, but dunnah went ta admit it.

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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