The Might Of Skippy Irongut

[Skippy 2466]

Skippy stands in the bloodied fields of Kal'Anart, he eyes all the dead orcs sprawled on the ground. Their tusks are torn out, pieces of skin ripped off. Though Skippy stays in the field when all other dwarves left to feast. He believed there was unfinished business

Shrubs get crushed as Skippy walks through the plain, looking left and right. Faint screaming can be heard, like 100 tortured souls crying. Cringing, he continues on, making sure he doesn't trip over any dead orc bodies.

BOOM.

A fireball flies past Skippy, blowing up a chunk of land. Staring up at the beast, Skippy unclips his dual iron axes. He spits on the ground, taking a deep breath.

"Ah thought t'e battle was over, har!"

He charges forward, dodging countless fireballs as they fly by him.

He stands under the beast, dropping one of his axes on the ground. Readying his iron axe, the beast fires another fireball at him. Skippy jumps, twirling up into the air, he slams his axe into the fireball. An impact occurs, sending Skippy flying back as the fireball hurls towards the ghast. They collide, the ghast being blown up into a ball of fire.

"Har, de uruks couldn't end meh, neither culd dis Nether bea-..."

Cutting Skippy off, another Ghast takes the dead Ghast's place, its' face extremely angered. Cursing, Skippy mutters a prayer to Urguan as he charges towards the Ghast. This time, it doesn't fire at all, it just hovers slightly above the ground. While charging, Skippy slightly sees a robbed man standing nearby. Wearing dark cultist robes.

Ignoring the man, Skippy continues to charge. He leaps into the sky, holding his axe above his head ready to strike. He thrusts his axe downwards, slashing its' skin open, causing it to fall to its' death.

Skippy lands on the ground, making a slight thud. Clipping his axe back into place, he chuckles.

"Nutin' can kill Skippeh, das fer sure, har!"

[craotor 617]

(blocks arrows and fire balls so im better))

[The Best Basileus 97]

((nice post. random, but nice nonetheless :D))

[Gorum© 623]

Somewhere far off Gorum coughs.

[Kaiser 2347]

Somewhere far off Gorum coughs.

Grimling also

[ek_knight 21]

((I believe I may have accidently reported this post. Could an FM please remove it?))

[Payed Legend™ 106]

(( Epic.))

[Alakabam 582]

(( This is quite awesomely written! ))

[Phibbup 286]

((I did this with my bare hand, so.))

[Space 2335]

(( I deflected a fireball with a arrow, and the fireball hit the ghast and killed it. SWAG. ))

[Skippy 2466]

((I did this with my bare hand, so.))

[ Yeah, but all you do on the server is stay in /ch OOC and troll, and not even role-play. ]

[steelersfan1221 300]

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