Guard's Law (Ta Be Proposed Tuh Da Lords)

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*The Grand Marshall stands before the Dwarves in the main chamber bearing a unfurled scroll in hand, he reads it over and addresses the Dwarves who are curious prior to reading the scroll aloud.*

 

"In dis toime on da ioslands ov Kalos, Ah Lord Paragon Kjell Stormhammer be proposin' law dat da Dregs an' Clods ov da Dwarvish 'old be followin' an' be up'eald by da will ov Legionnaires w'o be on active duty in oor 'old. Ye folk moight be aware ov moar bad recent occurances such as da loikes ov da Khorvad spawn Ah know as da Goiant yellow sponge wi'f fawkin' anvils er da loikes ov Starks, 'eretics an' Anarchists w'o 'ave begun tuh plague oor 'alls. Tuh guide da Dregs an' Clods Ah 'ave made dese temporary laws tuh protect da 'old frum dese people." 

 

*The Grand Marshall then returns his attention to the scroll reading it out loud for the Dregs to hear.*

Guard's laws:
1. Nae loiterin' in wurk areas, Punishment: beating.
2. Nae tresspassing grounds ov 'igher rank den yerself, Punishment: beating or imprisonment: half a Dwarvish day (Thirty mins).

3. Nae insultin' da loikes ov Nobility, Punishment: beating.
4 Nae stealin' or muggin' of individuals, Punishment: Fire brand to the left hand, imprisonment: one Dwarvish day (One hour).

5 Nae assaultin' kin wi'f oot envokin' an 'onor duel, Punishment: beating.
6 Disgracing the king's name or words without permission: beating, desired punishment by King.

7 Nae Kinslaying, Punishment: Brand to one's left cheek, imprisonment: Determined by severity.

8 Nae goin' Stark Ravin' mad, Punishment: beating, imprisonment for one Dwarvish day (One hour).

 

Types of Imprisonment:

The Cage: be a prison fer moar severe punishments, Clods er Dregs be forced ta wait inside da cell 'til released.

The Hole: be da cell used fer less severe croimes w'ich bears a foor pace deep 'ole insoide w'ere da Clod er Dreg be servin' deir sentance.

 

Beating:

If such action w'ere tuh be taken da Warden be responsible fer choosin' w'ere da Dreg er Clod be gettin' 'it, be it a gud sloggin' in da gut er a swipe 'cross da face wi'f da standard issue beatin' stick. If da Warden benae present den da choice be up tuh da 'oighest rankin' Legionnaire w'o captured er aided in da capture ov da Anarchist.

 

Types of Criminal:

Anarchist, be Clods er Dregs w'o 'ave set oot tuh cause Choas in da 'old much loike a Stark Ravin' Mad Dreg bu' da difference be dat dey benae Stark an' dat dey moight 'ave planned it.

 

'Eretic, be Clods er Dregs w'o dunnae follow da ways ov da Dwarves by fr'eatenin' da loives ov deir kin f'rough kinslayin' er bludeh dunnae respect da loikes ov da Brathmordakin.

 

Stark Ravin' Mad er Starks, be Clods er Dregs w'o be actin' oot ov da norm an' offen can be caught rubbin' deir arse on da groond er runnin' 'roond assaultin' Clods an' Dregs wi'f random skirmishes wi'f oot a word ov warnin' er jus' wi'f mad ramblin's.

 

*Rolls the scroll up again after reading the contents and resumes his adress to the Clods and Dregs who have come to listen to his anouncement.*

 

"Dese rules an' punishments moight change affer discussion wi'f da lords bu' will be put intuh effect as ov nooh 'til dere be an Objection frum un ov da Lords er da King. Ah be aware ov da punishments bein' severe bu' dey be dere tuh prevent da loikes ov da Anarchists an' 'Eretics er Starks frum attemptin' da croimes, dis benae laughin' matter an' weh mus' prepare oorselves suh dat weh dunnae tear da Kingdom ov Urguan apart."

 

[Hiebe 2493]

(Kjell unless your illiterate we wrote normally. Our dwarven accents dont show on paper. This is why the consitutions is written normally.)

Lord hiebe rubs his beard as he reads.

[Zezimus 1523]

Lord Valen rests seated in his chair at the council as he listens to the proposed amendment as it is read out aloud by Kjell. He begins tapping his fingers against the armrest as he looks to the expressions of the other Lords. After a few minutes thinking, he leans forward in his seat and begins speaking.

 

"T'e amendment ye 'ave layed oot 'ere beh somet'in' t'at maeh com' ahs a neccessiteh iff weh beh tuh avoid prawblems loike t'at ov Dormin Doomforge 'appenin' agehn. Ye 'ave maeh support in passin' t'is proposal Kjell, evenhn iff eit's onleh ah clarification ov wut ruhls weh 'ave in place.'oweveh... Wut sort uff name beh Warden? Ah duh nawt 'ave fond memorehs evoked frum t'at name..."

[TEEbrown 348]

"Good tew see sum elabroatin' on sum ov th' guilds run by th' kingdom, dis is lon' overdue. Alt'ough ah fink t'is is ah good idea, ah dun t'ink it needs tew beh ah amendment. Th' Articles are fer ah general guideloine fer our peoples. T'is is moar ov individual laws setup by 'nd followed by yer warriors er guards. Eidder way, t'is should be implemented."

[Zezimus 1523]

Valen turns towards Bazian, nodding his head at his brother's words.

 

"Aye, per'aps nawt an amendment indeed but a nuh set ov laws. T'e 'Guard's Laws' per'aps?"

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

Dese laws benae fer da Guards, dey be fer da Dregs an' enforced by da Guards.

[Kilgrim 361]

Rule numbeh 'un sheems a bit unnecessary!

[Gorum© 623]

Gorum nods as Kjell finishes reading the scroll.

 

 " Aye dis sounds guud tu me. But th' first rule be tuu much, ah beatin' ain't needed fer loiterin', unless they've been warned several toimes. "

[KoTo 610]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.