51 Reasons To Role Play A High Elf

[Supremacy 3361]

This morning I woke up and decided to see if the high elf roleplayers could come up with a list of amazing reasons you should join us. For your viewing pleasure I present:

 

51 Reasons to Role Play a High Elf:

1. Your character will be undeniably beautiful.

2. The high elves have magic and copious amounts of it. It is a good place to have all sorts of whimsical and magical RP around you.

3. Did I mention they have magic? Oh... I did... Well... Let me mention it again:

4. The high elves have magic.

5. High elven soldiers have so much lore around their uniform and actions you will be amazed. Indeed, Sillumir means weeping blade.

6. The high elven city looks like Disneyland.

7. They have pools of acid (to throw the impure high elves into).

8. Racism RP, man/woman.

9. Being rude to people as they try to get in through the gate without reason is perhaps the most amusing roleplay we have come across.

10. There are no taxes in the high elven city.

11. Allow me to repeat that in case you did not understand: there are no taxes.

12. SCIENCE!

13. Science counts as two reasons, the high elves love their science.

14. The high elves have (had) a Golem... Which has kind of, sort of, been corrupted by the antagonist. (But they may soon have another!)

15. Burning Fallen, the impure or general intruders is a daily national past time.

16. A few weeks ago the high elves had a Kracken (His name was Ser Squishy the III).

17. ART!

18. PURITY (Really, we could have just given this as the only reason since it is the most important one but we figured you would need more to be convinced).

19. You will be better than any other race and can have a certificate to prove it.

20. Debates on who is the better racist are incredibly amusing.

21. The high elves have White Rose style cranequin crossbows.

22. The high elves have uh... cake (and it isn’t a lie, ask Suika)

23. The high elves have a winery (and need a player to live in it and make wine).

24. There is a labyrinth in Haelun’or within which you can get lost for a very long period of time (don’t try it, I did it once and spent 15 minutes trying to get out).

25. The high elves have an Orrey underground (A biiiiig planet thing for people who don’t know what an Orerererererey is).

26. High elven politics are more confusing than Oren politics.

27. Apparently we have milkshakes, so we bring all of the boys to the yard.

28. You get to torture, mutilate and experiment on Frost witches.

29. You get to torture, mutilate and experiment on Fire (w/b)itches/evocationists.

30. There are constant b*tch fights between the female High Elves! (True or not true? Play a high elf and find out!)

31. It is more than likely you will end up in a debate about how ‘logical’ your racist character’s beliefs are. The advantage of being a high elf is that you can use logical fallacies all day and all night and by the pure virtue of believing nothing the person you are debating with says: You win by default.

32. You have an excuse to be 20 foot tall! Or no, actually not... 7 foot is about the max height. Albeit the high elves are still the tallest of the non-orc descendant races so you may stare down your nose at the lesser beings and cackle, CAAAAACKLE!

33. If you’re bored you can always wander about the city and find a mad scientist willing to experiment on you... On second thought that might not be a good idea.

34. We have candy.

35. Candy and magic.

36. Candy, magic and happiness.

37. Everyone will hate you if you stay pure and everyone will hate you if you become impure! Feel the love.

38. We have a friggin’ awesome library..

39. The city was designed by an impure, then she was kicked out and turned frost witch. Intrigues!

40. Break a minor law? Wear a Golden Amulet. Free jewelry!

41. Break a relatively major law? Branding.

42. Break a major law? Branding!

43. Did I mention the high elves like branding law breakers?

44. Let me repeat this for a moment. We have an acid pit. AN ACID PIT.

45. That labyrinth that someone took 15 minutes to get out of? It’s not even halfway finished.

46. Once again, no taxes! NO TAXES.

47. Everyone’s insane. We have schizophrenics, paranoiacs and the most heartless creatures of the server.

48. If you don’t make a High Elf, you’ll be huggled to submission by Lelien. I kid you not, it happened.

49. The high elves have a laboratory with the most amazing concepts and experiments!

50. The high elves have a view on the kha island! Isn’t it beautiful?

51. We are always looking for new players... Join us!

Reason 52: Their leader is the only democratically elected one in Anthos.

[Ever 2648]

22. The high elves have uh... cake (and it isn’t a lie, ask Suika)

 

Still haven't found THE cake.

[Joe_Blackman 253]

R-really?

[cruzazul 2815]

28. You get to torture, mutilate and experiment on Frost witches.

Don't let the fresh meat trick you sisters!

[Yuln 265]

You guys are still siwwy, even though I wrote down about 4 of those reasons.

[MonkeyCoffee 516]

1. SCIENCE!

 

Science isn't about why, it's about why not! You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much!? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

[PtahWithin 1320]

Reason 52: Their leader is the only democratically elected one in Anthos.

[Smithers 388]

Reason 52: Their leader is the only democratically elected one in Anthos.

Along with the entirety of our lesser positions of leadership! Democracy, I say!

[VonAulus 2082]

The Wargoth is democratically elected through the use of fists.

[Katherine1 362]

1. *snickers*

2-4. Well, magic is good...

5. *shrug*

6. It certainly doesn't /feel/ like Disney Land :P

7. Heh. Escaped that one.

8. I recall it was surprisingly hard to get caught as impure. I didn't get found out until Lenniel's 3rd or 4th bloodrage in public.

9. Getting through that gate is like an annoying initiation ritual.

10-11. Okay, no taxes is good...

12-13. Woohoo!

14. Really? Didn't have it when I was there.

15. pffft.

16. o.o

17. Eh.

18. LENNIEL

19. Pffft. *falls over laughing*

20. Okay, that does sound amusing.

21. eh.

22. THE CAKE IS A LIE

23. eh.

24. Really? Where were you hiding that? o.o

25. Really? Where were you hiding that? o.o

26. This is a plus?

27. o.o

28-29. o.o

30. *won't name names*

31. That's not a logical argument. That's who can yell the loudest <.<
32. Nope. Just wait until Lenniel is grown up~

33. Eh, all he did was run a test on some of Lenniel's hair and then save her from the acid vats.

34. LIES

35. 1/2 LIES

36. 2/3 LIES (though you guys are surprisingly kind. It was really hard to get Lenniel pissed off and bloodraging. )

37. Other then losing her half sister, getting discovered as impure was the best thing to ever happen to Lenniel :P

38. That is true.

39. Ooo. Now she sounds interesting.
40. Huh? o.o

41-42. Ouch...

43. Yes you did. Did I mention Ouch?

44. Yes, I know. I escaped getting dunked in it.

45. Oh, so it's new?

46. Running out of reasons, huh?

47. Heartless? Yup. If you're willing to dunk a three year old in a vat of acid, that's pretty darn low. Yay for the person who snuck Lenniel out!

48. Pfft. Bring it on!

49. Hmm...

50. That is true.

51. But last time I was there I almost got dunked in acid! :P

[Sporadic 2844]

53. High Elves absolutely hate redundancy so you won't see any of that poppycock

54. No for real. The only thing we hate more than redundancy is irony

[Jon Evaglno 202]

Impure4lyfe

[Cloakedsphere 1471]

I like you guys but some of you can be mean OOC'ly. Especially one named Lana since I attempted making a high elf and she ruined it for me.

[Aelu / Rel (Combustionary) 1540]

Impure4lyfe

 

This jedi butler speaks the truth.

[Stag 3234]

Also!

Also also also!

We have some magic users who are the first of their kind which basically means they discovered the magic! DISCOVERY!