The Ballad Of The Dwandits

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

*A storybook lies before you. It is titled, the "Ballad of the Dwandits"*

 

They came in broad daylight.

Their short stature and bulging physique.

The shrieks of women and children are heard in the distance.

Trickles of blood fell from the weak of their blades.

They marches through Abresi slaughtering all that stand against them.

The gates of Abresi fell to the dwandits that night.

The city watched in horror as the dwandit regime conquered the capitol. 

 

*A message is written in blood*

 

Dwandits be coming. None can run. None can hide. 

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

[[ accurate account. +1 ]]

[Helvetius 314]

((-snip-))

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

((Meh, stupid. You guys give off a 100% trolly atittude that makes IC seem OOC when you come ingame then kill and call it IC... Nub hating, just think you seriously need a change unless you want to piss people off.))

 

[[ Woah dude, chill your nipples. If you have an issue with us, please PM and state them. ]]

[Rig 17591]

Just, yes +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[Sky 0]

Kevo looks at the book, smiling softly after looking over each sentence, closing the book and coughing.

 

"Dem Dwandits seem tuff" 

[Minea 124]

((The dwarven bandits be ballin' but that ballad's laaaaaaaaame, may be accurate but hasn't got a rhythm!)) 

[5678 260]

Thugs in Abresi? GAAAANNNG WAAR

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

#LearnPoeticDevices

#DwanditsArentHeresy

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

((take note that this is not a poem. And it was made in a good 45 seconds))

[Dreek 1633]

#TheySeeUsRollin

#TheyHatin

[Samson Option 9652]

#TheySeeUsRollin

#TheyHatin

((Kralta trolls better than ya'll nyuguh! :3))

 

Sheriff Khagan reads the book solemnly, then announces to the guards around him:

 

"Understand this, the dwarfish-kind appear to be evolving into a race more ridiculous [edgy] than the Dark Elves themselves. The Oussana of Malinor don't go about writing things in blood, sounding of nursery rhymes. I believe this evolution is due to the fact that no female will lay and grind with them, thus they must find satisfaction in vandalizing ridiculously."

[Dreek 1633]

((Kralta trolls better than ya'll nyuguh! :3))

 

Sheriff Khagan reads the book solemnly, then announces to the guards around him:

 

"Understand this, the dwarfish-kind appear to be evolving into a race more ridiculous [edgy] than the Dark Elves themselves. The Oussana of Malinor don't go about writing things in blood, sounding of nursery rhymes. I believe this evolution is due to the fact that no female will lay and grind with them, thus they must find satisfaction in vandalizing ridiculously."

((Apprentice 303 2 the 6 must make religous journey 2 lern frum old sages ov mastr art troll.))

Dreek shouts"DER ES AH REEL FEMALE STORM'AMMEH! NAE UN OV DOSE GENDEH BENDEHS!"

[Samson Option 9652]

((Apprentice 303 2 the 6 must make religous journey 2 lern frum old sages ov mastr art troll.))

Dreek shouts"DER ES AH REEL FEMALE STORM'AMMEH! NAE UN OV DOSE GENDEH BENDEHS!"

Sheriff Khagan notices that somehow, he would allow a Dwarf in his midst, which he would not. Calmly, he holds up a finger as the guards guffaw and fall over in laughter, stating:

 

"By the Creator, the Dwarfish-kind are already trying to refute me out of embarrassment. Were they not so obese and allowing their beards to intermix with the nether-regional follicles, they may realize that mating for them is like mashing two potatoes together."

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek was shouting from Storm's Crossing, as it was a great accomplishment to get an actual female. Either Khagan has mega supr eers or Dreek has the voice that carries miles