[!] A reply was hastily issued.
To whom it may concern,
Stop being a jackass. Me and my cousin are coming over there to set you straight. If you don't give me 29 more leather, I'm gonna **** your shit up. That is not a threat, it's a promise. Me and Steven of Adria are gonna come absolutely wreck your shit if you don't pay up.
Signed,
Mukumbura Ivanovich, General Secretary of the Collectivist Party of the Petran Commonwealth, People's Commissar of Defence of the Heartlandic Union, Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the CPPC, Chief Inspector of the Politburo