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Turbo_Dog

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    THIS is for Irene, thee rotund, white-fleshed, putrid smelling bacon-did-feed wench, why thee TOOK mine beloved's eyes out and flayed them, beat them to nigh death whilst their back was turned, thy TRIFLING, FILTHY, LARGE, ‘oompa loompa’, corse-haired rampallian WENCH! I'm coming up thither and I shall beat the ALAS out of thee, wench, and don’t rally your darkspawn-filth comrades, I shall cometh up thither unexpected and wail on thee rampallian wench arse; I KNOW OF THE FETID CARRIAGE THOU DRIVE and thou raggedy arsed steeds and ratty cloth. Damned tattered shoes, thin-haired, stenched dog, arsed wench! I'm telling thee, WENCH, I'm coming to beat thou for thou foul-mouthed, trifling-arsed attitude. WENCH!!!

  2. Thanks for the follow kind stranger 

    1. Rebellionlife

      Rebellionlife

      Love you turbo <3

  3. @LobsterLarryhelp! What day is it?

    1. Pallodium

      Pallodium

      It's over, he has forsaken us.

  4. Monkey stocks up

  5. It says you have been offline for 328 days. When did I fall through a wormhole?

    1. tasty_cheesecake

      tasty_cheesecake

      boknice275 became boknice2751

    2. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      By the nine I forgot the 1. Thank you

  6. Anyone looking for ghouls? The ghoul forum posts have been awfully dry lately 

  7. My lawyer Christmanism has advised me to not say this. It wasn’t bad just an Oren reference 

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  8. Thank you for your reply and explanation squak on the lair application 

    1. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      yub sorry it got left out i’ll prioritize it if u apply again but it’s cool if not seems like things have been working out

    2. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      Thank you. Not sure if I will, I more so applied for others listed since they thought “blah blah blah meta” and it would be funny to have an imp as PRO. Your openness and integrity are amazing 

  9. Thank you who ever deleted my accidental spam on unwill’s hou-zi status posting 

  10. Tigergiri

    1. Tigergiri
    2. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      I felt like I had to say something when visiting your forum page but had nothing to say, I’m grasping at straws 

    3. Tigergiri

      Tigergiri

      ok ily2 turbo

  11. Big fan 

  12. Tav what’s the weather like today?

    1. Tav

      Tav

      Donatella VERSACE 💜

  13. The rot consumes?!

  14. This guy is going to go the distance

  15. Why do you hide?

  16. The stall in numendil has been refilled again! Come get your purebred horses while you can! 1f40e.png

    1. _RoyalCrafter_

      _RoyalCrafter_

      Hey, a guy gotta earn his peanut butter and jelly

  17. The dark mages are in your walls. The dark mages are in your walls. 

    1. TeawithFrisket

      TeawithFrisket

      THEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMINGTHEYARECOMING

  18. Have you been fishing lately young man?

    1. oryP

      oryP

      I have not been fishing sir 

    2. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      Care to fish with me then young man? I’ll bring the whole set up

  19. Why are you secretly anti-charity? 

    1. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      I am merely here to make you think about your decisions, deeply.

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