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  1. just remove the aviary timer man like wtf is this my bird flies into a wall instead of into the air so now i have to wait 5 minutes?????

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    2. LoTC's Next Top Model

      LoTC's Next Top Model

      dude alba is SUPER bad for this. there's like a one in three chance they just fly into a crack in the wall and you need to wait out sending a letter again.

    3. Xarkly

      Xarkly

      bird diff lol

    4. wowj

      wowj

      Aviary-Chan makes it take 5 minutes so people leave her alone

  2. Issued and averred by the office of the KNIGHT INQUISITOR Report Published in 2039 IMPERIAL BY THE OFFICE OF INQUISITION ✠ I: WERE BEASTS WITHIN WINBURGH Approximately two years prior to engagement, a werebeast by an unknown alias made home within the ruins of the keep of Winburgh. From this holding, the beast terrorized the Midden from Golden Field to Drusco; however, the attacks were mostly limited to the Midlands with minor complications within the Lowlands. A year prior to the engagement, an attack took place upon the lands of Drusco. One [REDACTED] was questioned regarding said attack. Piecing together both this attack as well as the sale of [REDACTED]’s deceased wife’s ring, the Inquisition was able to determine that the beasts in fact were in control of their curse, that they were acting as HIGHWAYMEN within the land, and were utilizing their Lycan curse to hunt down weary travellers for their goods. ✠ II: ENGAGEMENT WITHIN WINBURGH Engaging the beasts within the ruined fortress of Winburgh, the forces of the GOLDEN DRAGON KNIGHTS, along with those of the Inquisition, slew one Lycan female and wounded two other werebeasts. The engagement lasted some twenty minutes before the Lycan dubbed: ALPHA summoned a daemonic presence, which both utilized an unknown form of magic to attack the Imperial force as well as to see to the escape of the Lycan Highwaymen. ✠ III: BOUNTY ON THE ‘LYCAN HIGHWAYMEN’ & ‘ALPHA’ On the order of the Knight Inquisitor, Chapter Master Sir Vaughn Cutler, a bounty of 200 MINAE paid in FARTHINGS will be delivered to any who manage to slay or capture the individual known as ‘ALPHA.’ An additional 50 MINAE will be paid for each member of the Highwaymen caught or slain. ✠ IV: COMMENDATIONS The following members of the Imperial Soldiery and Justiciary are commended by the office of the Inquisition for their bravery in battle: Imperial Mage Jude Amaranth Inquisitor Laurence Any information leading to the capture or arrest of the Highwaymen should be reported to the Inquisition, or Imperial Order of the Golden Dragon. If any individual of reasonable firmness is found aiding a Highwayman, harbouring a Highwayman, or otherwise in communication with a Highwayman, they shall be arrested and dealt with by the Imperial Justiciary. AVE IMPERIUM! H V M A N I T A S I N V I C T A “Für Gott und Kaiser,” HIS EXCELLENCY, SIR VAUGHN CUTLER, Chapter Master of the Order of the Golden Dragon, Knight Inquisitor of the Imperial Inquisition MORS DAEMONIBUS
  3. The Knight Inquisitor smiled a smug smile, the smuggest, his mission accomplished. No longer would the hellspawn contaminate the metropolis. "Good riddance." He spoke, dragging on his cigarette.
  4. Jay Amaranths

    1. amongus

      amongus

      Henry Averys

  5. ✠ THE MASTER SWORDSMAN AND KNIGHT OF THE EMPIRE smirked a smug smirk, perhaps the smuggest as the bodies of the daemons were hoisted up to hang from the EMPIRE TREE. “So daemons do bleed.” He further commented as he crossed his arms, the new plate of a Dragon Knight clanking together as he raised his fingers towards his cigarette for a drag. "Just another day's work..."
  6. ‿̩͙‿ ༺ ♰ ༻ ‿̩͙‿ The Master Swordsman read from the posted missive in the den of thieves, demons, and degeneracy that was called: 'Alba.' "So the Prince is returned? Heh." The Hobbit twisted from the missive, dragging on his cigarette as he blew a puff of smoke into the air. "Guess he'll need an introduction." A smug grin grew on the smug little man (6'5 240 lbs) as he made his way through the streets littered with trash and excrement. He couldn't help but wonder: 'Could this be the one to turn the tide?'
  7. What is it with the weird mfs and always wanting to do gross stuff with Orcs man

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      nub wanna bi kubbiez brudda?

  8. “So you want to secede from The Church?” The Halfling Master Swordsman and soon to be Blue Whale Dragon Knight scoffed once. Lowering his head to the ground a shadow grew over it, his face dark until dimly illuminated by the glow of a single cigarette puff. ”Fine… I’ll have to secede your head from your body.” The Swordsman of Legend said, which all around to hear thought was super tuff 🥀 💔. Then, as soon as he came the Master Swordsman turned and walked off, towards the sunset. 🔥
  9. The Mountain is defeated, everyone is celebrating

     

    ”Don’t think about it”

     

    Montage of everyone’s OC (anime self insert) dancing


    ”Just move your body”
     

    Gashadakuro in his jail cell starts tapping his feet, he can’t control the urge to dance

     

    ”Listen to the music, say oh ey oh”

     

     

     

    thoughts?

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    2. Random

      Random

      Absolute Cinema

    3. Metamancy

      Metamancy

      this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

    4. Monty Cobra

      Monty Cobra

      Looking at you, media team

  10. A Master Swordsman grasped upon his cigarette and dragged as he looked at the wanted poster. “Heh… common brigands in the Empire? Didn’t even charge a legal toll… well, well, I guess it’s up to me to keep the peace.” The Halfling turned back his massive great-sword (normal longsword) swinging on his back as he made off to hunt down the bandit thugs with crazy aura.
  11. I put my entire kids college fund on a hand of blackjack and the table yielded 9 7s. This is astronomical and is blatant cheating.

  12. “Damn… he’s dead?” The Master Swordsman spoke dragging on his cigarette. “Thought he could die and escape our rematch? Before I won?” Cutler sniffled. “Guess there’s nothing for it now.” Then lowering himself from the stairs he left a bottle of Sake on the rail near where the Knight fell.
  13. @Liam5232pls sybau twin

     

    (elrith told me to say this sorry they *norland* is so toxic and elrith told me to come tell you to sybau bc he is upset that ur saying mean things abt him idek, I'm so sorry)

    1. _Elrith_

      _Elrith_

      damn i got shooters out here

  14. The Orcish Empire (reason for all the problems in the Middle-Ae (vos) helped create Caurost (fake nation state) with the "Mandate Declaration" after the Ilumrins (rich bankers living within Lurak) sponsored their war with Vikela (Imperialist Power of the South, during South War I) they claimed that Birch_Forest_Tile_1 was promised to them 10 years (saint years) ago by Gaahd (lur.) After this they launched a war of aggression against the peaceful inhabitants of the Birth Tiles (Silasia) under the guise of protecting their borders.

     

    Now Caurost wants war with The Vale? Why because they're enriching Thanium? This has got to be a joke! (The Imperial Senate is controlled by Carusotians btw)

  15. she read my palm til i squakhawk lore video (blue yeti)
  16. It's a commonly held desire (I believe) that clerics should be backline/supportive and not be allowed to wear armor and have minimal weapon use, so as not to interfere with Templar, however I don't agree in the slightest that the magic should bar a cleric from wearing medium armors (or even heavy but that's besides the point.) I understand from an originality standpoint it might be fine to make them the wizards of the divine magic section but I don't see a point in disallowing them from wearing armors like chain or even light plate as it is common for clerics in almost every depiction of them to wear armors; and not that it matters but clerics so far on server (at least my interactions with them in the Apotheosis eventline) wore medium/heavy armor. Allowing them to have armor, which is a protective barrier and serves as a defense, in my opinion, doesn't take away from Templar at all, nor does it put them in a frontline position; it simply gives a defense against enemies that make their way to them and projectiles. Feel free to disagree, I don't see the point in limiting this aspect, nor a weakening of the clerical body in the pursuit of creating a magic. Also I read and did enjoy the magic, but I can almost guarantee you the majority of people who will upvote this (not that it matters +1s and -1s don't matter at all) will not even read this magic; I'd advise to look out for criticisms or proposed changes and debate them instead of listening to the crowd of people who just want magic no matter what the substance of it is. But you already know this, you've written before.
  17. and so the red demon laughed as he looked upon the divided peoples... for they had forgotten in all the confusion and anger that he had broken the cardinal sin (metaplay) and instead of repentance, simply changed the doctrine.....

     

     

    ts really deep if u think abt it 🥀

  18. how did we ever forget the blood flow punch wtf

     

     

     

    @Jihnyny

    1. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      We? You mean just you? Real patriots never forget

    2. Jihnyny

      Jihnyny

      i never forget, i sleep sleepless nights.

  19. and so it begins….

  20. >Staff encourages you to report Metaplay as per the rules they set up >Angry when someone reports blatant metaplay Chat we are now victim blaming someone who had to worry about being banned for 3 months over roleplay (as happened in the past) and getting angry that people are upset with the perpetrator not just over the rule break but also because they suck at their job you’re insufferable
  21. WHEN SHOULD THE CHEEK NOT TURN? Art By Sean_VEVO HOLY FATHER, VICAR OF GOD “I beg you answer, we cry out in the plains, we mourn,” OH HOLY FATHER, VICAR OF GOD, I stood in the square of the village and my eyes shed tears. Before me, my livestock and its shepherd dog lay dead on the grass. My mind flutters, my arms tremble, my hands shake. Blood dripped upon the sign, ‘Feed the livestock, ask for bread and honey and meat and leather, we have much to give, I beseech you don’t take without pause!’ Words that I wrote in generosity are stained in the blood of selfishness. HOLY FATHER, MOST WISE COUNSEL “We are called to forgive, but how can I unharden my heart, my friend lies dead?” They came and killed him without mercy, and he lies dead. Blood has now stained our grass and our waters, and he lies dead. The mill hath been pillaged, and he lies dead. Oh, father, Oh mentor, I cry out in the plains. I have never beheld a sword, but the word cannot escape my lips. An Angel hath spoken to me and demanded satisfaction, but yet he hath not returned, and I cannot comprehend this world. And he lies dead. OH HOLY FATHER, WHEN SHOULD THE CHEEK NOT TURN? @Fleeperpriest
  22. I blame Game Of Thrones for convincing everyone knights were plotting schemers or thugs and not silly guys on horses who occasionally massacre an entire city bc the enemy rage baited them

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    2. MonteGiant

      MonteGiant

      @Sean_VEVO

      This is true, but we cannot disregard this was a major factor within the crusades, not within calling said crusades. I agree that Urban II called the crusades as a retaliatory measure against Islamic aggressions since its forming and their encroachment/conquest nearing Europe. However this factor of Knights being sent over to the middle east because of their known aggression, which was found in accounts attributed to the times, such as the account of Urban II's preaching at Clermont by Fulcher of Chartes, but also in the account of Anna Komnenos of the Byzantine Empire speaking of the barbarity of the European Knights. It was a gamble Pope Urban II did with sending the violent knights overseas, but to ensure such a gamble he then gave all crusaders "immediate remission of sins" to entice the marauders even further.

       

      However, my claim of knights and their violence, was not only justified by my stating of the crusades, only as an additional support to such. Knights did act as enforcers for their liege lords, stomping out peasants and such, which is simple to ascertain due to the numerous peasant revolts that have propped up in Europe. Whether from the Hussite Wars to the rebellion of Jack Cade to the Frisian Peasant Rebellion, their success varying between each war but the factor remains that there were knights stomping the peasants fighting for survival against the oppressive status quo. 

       

      In addition, Chivalry as a concept was not forged until the 12th century at the least, and such a thing was created and formulated throughout medieval society to not only bind Knights and Nobility alike to a code but to fight back against there violent nature. These are professional soldiers, killers, warriors alike, they are not like the romances of fantasy because it is a fantasy. 

    3. Coronate

      Coronate

      @MonteGiantCompletely fair, yea I find it interesting that a lot of the chivalry concepts and motifs came from interaction with the Islamic and Persian worlds :)

    4. Mikes Rhino

      Mikes Rhino

      @MonteGiantthrallic ragebait

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