Zarsies

Come on down to My DMs™ for the magic trading opportunity of a lifetime! We've got it all; rare and dead Further Alchemy, obscure and overpowered martial arts, even TWO TYPES of vampirism! Do you want to flex your pixel power to let all those e-girls know how cool your brooding and misunderstood character is? Do you want them to simp after you for Minecraft magic? How about a chance to manipulate and cheat others by dangling your new TA over them? Well now's your chance! Come on down to My DMs™, where OOC back alley deals aren't just sad, they're certified quid pro quo!

Warning: Zarsies LTD is not liable for dangerous side effects which may include communal disappointment, instant paralysis, fake friends, magic simps, explosive blood farts, numbing of the hands and feet, MA/CA revoking, blacklists, bans, loss of appetite, stroke, brain damage, widespread infamy, crushing guilt and a furthered deterioration of self esteem, death, projectile vomiting, scornful gossip, and/or the shelfing of lore. Ask your doctor if OOC Magic Trading is right for you.