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AllenTheGreat

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  1. There's a point in the day when you just want to sit back, forget about everything else, and just listen to music.

  2. I am now selling Dehydrated Water, just stir it in a gallon of H20 until it is dissolved, and you'll have a gallon of water.

    1. Pro_Whistler

      Pro_Whistler

      Sir, I have recently invented a solar powered flashlight. Would you like to sell our product together at Redundancy Department Company Dep. Co?

    2. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Can it also be used to make some dihydrogen monoxide?

  3. Today is National Gunpowder Day.

  4. It's National Housewives' Day, and coincidentally, it's also National Sandwich day.

    1. Aryon

      Aryon

      Coincidence? I think not.

    2. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)
  5. It's National Chocolate Day, and all I have is caramel.

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    2. Dante

      Dante

      First world problem, at its finest.

    3. SparehoeCakes
    4. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      * looks behind her to the shimmering mountain of angelic chocolate* Would Allenb like some?

  6. It's National Punctuation Day, correct all the grammar.

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    2. Eledyr

      Eledyr

      I lUV gramma, itzz lik ma besht thang un scuuul

    3. Lykos

      Lykos

      Your, good at this yes? I'll need alot of all bagels.

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Deny anybody with a single mistake in their VA.

  7. I'm on Firefox, and I can post status updates... :o

    1. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      *looks at the status update, clicks away*

    2. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      The question is, WHY are you on firefox? :P

  8. Nothing wakes you up like sprinting for a mile, but now I want to go back to sleep.

    1. SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      Try 5 miles, I did this morning ;)

  9. New Minecraft Update on Thursday, Yaay.

    1. momo4663

      momo4663

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand everything will break again, damnit mojang

    2. danic

      danic

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    3. Miquill

      Miquill

      I have first day o school dat day >.>

  10. Try to put 10 Blacksmithing, hit 0 an extra time accidently, end up with 100 Blacksmithing. I hate life.

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    2. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Eh, so, yeah. D:

    3. Lirinya
    4. Goliath

      Goliath

      I thought you could only put it up to 99?

  11. You now lose all Minas on death an spawn in one of those blue hospital robes, as the monks can't handle the weight of your belongings.

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Hospital robes allow for good air circulation in the land down under. I approve.

    4. Danny

      Danny

      People can tell what a joke is.

      *rolls eyes

  12. Congratulations to Minea on joining the Ranks.

  13. SpamShok, Nander, Vardak, and Raid have joined the ranks. There are/may be two more, but they have not responded. :x

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    2. Geo

      Geo

      Congratulations to them!

    3. Rilath

      Rilath

      That's cool, I'll just cry over here.

    4. Skippy
  14. I just recognized if a name in the 'Users viewing this area' on the bottom of the forum is italicized, that means they're in the process of posting.

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    2. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      You sir, have managed to impress me.

    3. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      <--didn't know.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      I learn something new every day.

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      Goblin leading the T.O, Seems legit.

    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Space Marines. Point of existence: For Orcs to have something to kill when they are bored.

  15. Just conquered Japan under the the shogunate, take that, you imperialist.

  16. Take a person into dark ruins and RP kill him, person complains that he didn't know I planned to kill him or he would've left, person refuses to /damage 20 after stakes pin him to a wall and he's gutted 'because he doesn't like Minecraft mechanics for death.' Lehsadface

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Allen.. As a member of the VAT... I would think that you would kill for the RP.. not for the items. Why force the player to kill themselves via game mechanics when he/she can just walk away and just RP that he/she was killed?... If the person doesn't to lose their stuff... that is their fault... I don't think we shouldd force them to give it to you.

    3. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      I think there's a certain satisfaction in seeing a player's items explode into many different directions. But that's just me.

    4. AllenTheGreat

      AllenTheGreat

      I killed for roleplay, and did not get one item out of it. Nor did I force them to kill themselves. I just do not believe it is appropriate for a person to emote '*is limp, as the monks carry him away.'

      Then walk to the nearest town. I believe players should die through game mechanics because that's how this server (on a Game) is designed. If you do not, then there's no cloud temple, no consequence of death, and is unrealistic.

  17. Who cares about the Slenderman, Splendorman is alot scarier.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      That smile.. AAAHHHH!

  18. Pulling away a strand of space time from a world has a 75% chance of causing a paradox, which subsequently causes dragons to eat everthing inbalanced and untrustable, just so ya know.

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    2. danic

      danic

      No. Enslave doesn't translate into eating humans, Wilson.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      B-But,

      In the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer, the vampires enslaved people to eat them!

      So OF COURSE it translates to eating!

      >:O

    4. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      How come all of da VATs are creepy

  19. And this concludes our Friday the 13th Troll Fest, please deposite your tickets at the door, Granola Bars will be available near the exit.

  20. The destruction of Salvus is imminent.

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    2. _pok_

      _pok_

      BTW it's 5 now.

    3. SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      Indeed, Seventis even just declared war.

    4. ryno2

      ryno2

      Solace should be a big prison facility

  21. Salvus, y u steal meh drunken note?

    1. Neri

      Neri

      Because it smelled worse than the Guards did, and they started to notice it ~

  22. Some people need High fives.

  23. I've actually had fun running for my dear-life with a group of other people while a freak-storm erupts around us, stuff is replacable, RP isn't.

    1. Seventh / Ryan

      Seventh / Ryan

      Always fun to pair up with some buds, explore the wilds, nd run from a freak-storm. It'sa CRAZEH!

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