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  1. My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing" The doctor said..."an underwater weighing test" and just like that my mom said "when can my son and daughter take it" and the doc said 2 pm

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      All this for measurment?

    3. Xerxes_XIII 2

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      @dovah

      you go underwater and have mer-people weigh you. Their technology is far superior.

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

      I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

      Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

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