Coaster

A masked man wanders into the human capital, two compatriots by his side. Taking his place in the central plaza, he raises his voice and calls for the attention of those around him. "HEAR ALL HEAR ALL! HEAR MY WORDS, YOU BUMBLING SHEEP!" Several denizens stop to listen while others simply continue on with their day, ignoring common sight of a rambling man in the square. Looking around carefully, the man removes his hood - revealing his blonde beard and blue eyes - his companions retain their hoods. A passing noblewoman shouts, pointing "It's Felix! The traitor! Oh someone help!" "YES, IT'S TRUE" yells Felix, holding his arms up. "SOME MIGHT CALL ME TRAITOR, AYE. BUT I COME IN PEACE..." he raises his cape showing his is not armed. "But in years to come, there will be those that call me hero" A man yells at him "Pah, hero! You're not fit to lick the sole of my boots you dwarven arse kissing scum!" "I AM NO ARSE KISSER, ESPECIALLY NOT THE KIND THAT KISSESS HAIRY DWARVEN ARSES" Felix responds, gaining some laughter from the crowd that was beginning to accumulate. "Just hear me out I say, and I will again to my place outside the city, away from you good people... Your EMPEROR, is a MADMAN! ... So blatantly so that even a man such as myself, with blood tainted with the evil line of BLACKMONT can see him for the maniac he is... Genocide....complete domination of the other races....this is not the way the world should be! There must be unity and peace within the realm and between the four races or he is sure to doom us all to an eternity of war and strife! LET MAN RULE MAN! LET THE STOUT RULE THE STOUT! What clearer path can there be? Bloodshed and subjugation will never give way to anything but the same. And this, dear friends and fellows, is why I left the Emperors court. Ahead of me was a life of ease and noble tithes and taxes. Riches and title were to be my reward for doing NOTHING! STANDING BY AND WATCHING THE WORLD BURN! BUT NAY, I SAID - I CANNOT LET SUCH A VILLAIN CHANGE THE COURSE OF A MILLENNIA OF CO EXISTENCE! SO COME WITH ME I SAY, FELLOW TURNCLOAKS, TRAITORS, AND DESERTERS! COME TO ME A RENEGADE TODAY AND EMERGE AS SAVIORS OF MANKINDS OWN IDIOCY IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY! COME ON LADS!" And with that, Felix the Blackmont and his fellows left the city, quick to leave before Imperial Guards had them arrested. Whilst he had been speaking, Felix's friends had been passing out panphlets, instructing those interested in how to get in contact with him and join the renegade Orenian camp. (PM)

Hey are you guys still coming to take down the rest of the houses - Felix

Come by Fenland for some hot chocolate and good tales!

And many other resources such as stone brick, oak stairs , and wool?

How about some spruce logs and a lot of them for free?

+!!Congrats!

Yea sure LETS GOo! Noooooooo fuckkkk that haha

"Please I really am in need of work and theses wenches won't get off my damn back about how their bastard spawn need this and that"

In the inn in Felsen there is a busting and a rustling as the good folk of the town drink away their troubles and thoughts of war. Amidst the crowd rises a man, who drukenly takes his place on a table instantly catches the attention of the patrons of the bar, who fall into a hushed silence. For this was no oridinary man. This man was at the least, an above ordinary fellow with dazzling eyes who smiled the suns smile unlike any and had some amount of repute - especially among the loose women of the city. It was no other then... FELIX! FELIX!! FELIX!!! "Who is he talki-" FELIX!!!!!! Huffing heavily with exertion, the swaggering buckaneer stepped down again, continuing to speak. "THat's my name alright. It's the one and only. The legend. ME. FELIX!" He waited for a moment for dramatic effect. "So listen here all you bellyachers and titty suckers, I'm here to shake things up. I'm going to tip things all upside down and topsy turvy because that's just the **** I DO!" He yelled as he vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth, proceeding to swallow the excretions without a moments hesitation - for Felix was no quitter and was a firm believer in the mantra 'Boot and Rally' "So I need a job. But not just any job. A ******* important one. With important ******* goals. Long term ******* goals. I'm in it for the long haul ladies and gents, but also the GOLD! HA! Kings, Queens, and fine maidens get first pick though." With this last outcry he proceeded to lean against the wall, falling asleep right then and there. ((Felix, critically acclaimed and well reviewed mercenary, is currently looking for medium term employment with any guilds or factions or kingdoms that have a specific strategic agenda in mind and want to find an undeniable mastermind take a crack at it. 4 1/2 STARS ON YELP. )

Come by the inn in Felsen, owned by Felix to inquire further!!

((So disappointed at how this has progressed oocly...smh)) Felix says "Well then!"

nvm mind ur own busines