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Aunt to the author, the Prettiest Princess Anastasya made a mental note to obtain a better tutor for the Alban, upon the realization that her teenage niece could not properly write a Z

ROYAL TREASURY REPORT Issued by the THE ROYAL TREASURER On this 17th day of GRONNA AG DROBA, 417 E.S VA BIRODEO E HERZENAV In order for proper transparency, the Office of the Royal Treasurer does seek to write a missive both to educate those merchants that reside within the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska, as well as its peoples in general. The agenda of the Office of the Treasurer is as follows: - A Further Investigation into the Lord Edvard Amador - A Worrisome High Street - Recruiting A Second AUDIT: INVESTIGATION OF EDVARD AMADOR In history now long past during the reign of King Heinrik II, an accusation that can only be chalked up to clerical error was made towards a previous treasurer, Lord Edvard Amador, for possible maleficence during his tenure. This report, whilst not levying the claim directly of possible pilfering from the treasury, did in all but name direct for something askew done at the hands of Lord Edvard Amador. Let the record now be set straight. Lord Edvard Amador did leave a heavy amount of coin within his keep, as other treasurers had and have done during their tenures for ease of organizing such an extensive treasury. These Krawns were, upon their discovery by the Lord Amador, returned to the kingdom immediately. No mention of such came from this report, and no vindication was ever offered. The Amador Lord maintained his innocence until his passing - having died a man in exile for the rumor that was spread. Let his family offer a prayer for the man who, whilst not saved in life, may be saved his reputation in death. A WORRISOME HIGH STREET A horrible plague has laid waste to our high street in the city of Karosgrad, and that plague is complacency. Numerous shops have continued to pay their taxes but have no new stock added to their shops, or simply leave empty shelves altogether. This is a city of commerce, not layabouts. Whilst we are most glad that many are able to pay their taxes with ease, our merchants must provide adequate service in our fair city. It is time to reveal ingenuity as shopkeepers, and return to your workshops. Those who fail to improve after an inspection shall be fined. RECRUITING A SECOND Her Highness, Princess Anastasya, has been sufficiently able to maintain the office of the Treasurer for a number of years alone, yet now is in search of a second to join her. Applicants would aim to oversee inspections of the market and Karosgrad shops to ensure they are maintaining a sufficient standard of product, as well as seeing to the stock of Haeseni shops and stalls abroad. The ideal candidate does not necessarily need to have an interest in economics, though shall possess a desire to learn. SIGNED Her Royal Highness, Princess Anastasya Isabel Baruch, Lady Treasurer of Hanseti-Ruska, Duchess-Consort of Valwyck, Duchess of Karlsburg, and Baroness of Antioch

The prettiest princess Anastasya sobbed - whether it was for the aging of her eldest daughter, or the aging of herself was left up for interpretation.

"OH MY GOD - LOOK" Amadea screamed out from her apartment within the Carrington Estate - the girl soon thereafter realizing she was announcing the event to thin air, quickly moved off to show Laurent @Timer

The Prettiest Princess Anastaya's displeasure with her brother's horrid facial hair was quickly outweighed by the news of the implementation of the Karenina Bill, following the prior Duma. The woman smiled, a genuine smile, before plugging her ears to block out the screams of the ginger Baruch heir apparent.

The Prettiest Princess, Anastasya, grimaced as the missive arrived. Recalling the fatal meal - cooked by the hands of the Queen, no less, she vowed to never let a soul consume the cooking of her sister-in-law again.

The Womanizer - Cast List A Play by Amadea d’Arkent and Konstanz Barlcay Tasked as the Koenas’ ward, her Ladyship, Amadea, has drafted a production with the aid of her palatial peer. The performance date shall be later announced, however the cast list has been finalized. To all those who auditioned but were not cast - this is not the end. Amadea’s quill shall strike paper in the future. -Her Ladyship, Amadea Ulyssa of Carrington. Author, Director, Producer. Casting: Narrator: HL Angelika vas Ruthern @PerfectlyPeachy Amapea: HL Amadea d’Arkent Raric: HL Maric var Ruthern @Demavend Bonstanz: HL Konstanz Barclay @Fionn__TWG Ensemble 1: HRH Maya Barbanov-Bihar @zuziee Ensemble 2: HSH Karl Barbanov-Bihar @GMRO Clara: HL Margrait Baruch @kaylaa Barmaid: HL Eileen Baruch @lalosia Nikhail: HL Mikhail Ruthern @indiana105 Nargrait: HL Aloisa Barclay @MotherLay Pisabel: HL Saoirse Baruch @Toffee Amelia: HL Isabel Baruch @sarahbarah Understudies: Freya Baruch, Dorothea Ruthern, Matyas Alban, Sergei Barbanov-Bihar, Matyas Baruch. @Milkk@doobling@Gusano@Coolcod77

*thinks about @mkLouis *smiles like this :)

The Duchess of Valwyck had been faced with a multitude of tragedies over the past few years. Her life first plagued by the unexpected loss of her youngest brother, Marus. Although petty, and brash, his loss was still astronomical to the woman, and the after affects were felt for years - only dominoing when followed by the loss of her sister, the loss of her sister-in-law, and the loss of her mother. It was no secret to any close to the princess that her days recently had often been dark, plagued by regret and a pitting state of despair, but today was different. For the first time in years, the Baruch found herself rejoicing in the opportunity to leave her home and keep. The clouds on the horizon felt to be clearing - a sense of renewal and opportunity. A sense of hope, and pride, filling her small frame. The road ahead would be difficult, surely. Plagued with nay-Sayers and disbelievers, but it would be worth it. Anastasya smiled, a rare - but genuine, smile, as she moved off with her nosy daughter, and heir to the Duchy of Valwyck.

The Prettiest Princess Anastasya wiped the blood of the wig-wearers from her Pretty Princess armour, before returning to her Pretty Princess duties for the day, satisfied that the Orenian forces were kept away from her Pretty home

Amadea grinned widely as the news of the finalization of the long-awaited sleepover arrived, "I NEED TO BRING MORE PETS" the often much-too energetic ward echoed through her family's manor before moving off to begin hasty preparations for such an event.

"well, they're niet wrong about Klara", the Princess's aunt, the Prettiest Princess Anastasya, remarked to her husband, Eirik Baruch, after reciting the entirety of the article to the Duke. @Gusano

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the Lady Amadea, professional zoologist, has many thoughts, some of which may surround opossums, or may not.. The reader shall have to wait for the published volume two.. Amadea, the nine-year-old author would remain ignorant to this factoid. Different looking birds must be different birds, of course.

A public service announcement on what pets are HOT, and what pets are NOT. A study by a professional zoologist. Author’s Note: I’ve noticed that a lot of people have pets, but not a lot of people have cool pets. To save everyone the time of reading as many books as a zoologist (like me), I’ve put together this guide on what pets are in and what pets are out. This is not a complete guide, because I probably forgot to add some pets. So we’ll call this volume one. -Lady Amadea Ulyssa of Carrington, zoologist and professional cool-kid. I: The coolest pet possible, the tarantula. For the hot-or-not rating of the large arachnid (spider), the tarantula breaks the scale. A lot of people are afraid of tarantulas, but they shouldn’t be. I actually read in a book that they’re more afraid of us than we are of them. I have a tarantula, whose name is Terrence, and he has never bit me. Bonus points if you have a red-knee tarantula (pictured), they’re the coolest. You need lots of other bugs to feed tarantulas, and a nice leafy warm home for them to live in (but you can carry them in your pockets to transport them). If you really want to be cool, you’ll get a tarantula. II: Almost as cool as tarantulas, elephants. Elephants aren’t quite as cool as tarantulas, but they’re still very hot on my scale. They’re at the top of the scale, they just don’t break the scale like Terrence does. You can ride elephants, and they’re really big. But they’re also very noisy, and their skin is all wrinkly and dry. Elephants are vegetarians, so you don’t need bugs for them like Terrence, but they do eat a LOT. I was once told Majid the elephant can eat whole watermelons, but I’ve not yet seen this confirmed. III: Still cool, but not topping the scale, parrots. Parrots can talk like people, which is why they’re so high up in terms of coolness. But, because they can talk like people, they can copy you, and that can get pretty annoying. Plus, they’re awful at keeping secrets because they just want to repeat you. And really, what’s the point of a pet if you can’t tell it your secrets. IV: Hot, but can’t talk, ferrets. Ferrets would be higher up if they could talk like ferrets, but they can’t. But they’re really cute, and their fingers are little and pink which is also really cute. And it looks like they’re wearing little masks, but that’s really just fur. And they climb all over you and are so slinky and ling and soft. And you can tell them secrets, but they can’t talk. So they’re hot, but they could be hotter. V: Kinda like a ferret, but meaner, cats. Cats are a pretty average pet, but they’re cool because they’re cooler than everyone else. They’re not very high on my list because they can be pretty mean sometimes. But they’re pretty funny if you make them chase toys. They really like fish, or at least my cat really likes fish. But I read in a book that they can eat fish so I think all cats like fish. Cats can be very snuggly, but other times they may try to scratch your eyeballs out, which is pretty mean. VI: A bird, but this one can’t talk like a parrot, parakeets. Parakeets can talk, but they can’t talk like parrots can. So they’re not as cool as parrots. But parakeets are cuter than parrots. They’re also smaller, which is probably why they can’t talk as well. But like parrots, you can’t really trust parakeets with your secrets, because they may tell people your secrets by copying you. They’re very colourful, I have a green and a blue one. VII: Sometimes hot, but sometimes not, plants Plants can be cool, but plants can also be really NOT cool. It depends on the plant. Some plants are really pretty, but then some plants will try to kill you - or they may try to kill your other pets! Some plants are even pretty AND they’ll try to kill you. So plants are a pretty risky pet. Venus fly traps ( not pictures) are pretty cool though. They eat flies, VIII: NEVER EVER HOT NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, snakes. Snakes are never okay to have as pets. There’s so many poisonous types of snakes, and they’re actually scary (unlike spiders). If you want to be cool, and have hot pets, never get a snake. Never ever. IX: Honourable mentions The regular pets, like dogs, horses, fishes.. Are all totally acceptable, but they’re not hot. You can have them, but you won’t get any hot points, but you also won’t get any not points. Hermit crabs and whales are also hot, but I’m saving those for volume two.

With her inhuman ability to sniff a deal from a mile away, Amadea prepped her needles labeled For Royals Only - every good business woman knew not to mix instruments between classes. "Carringtons pay double!" proclaimed the youngest, and evidently ruthless of the bunch , Amadea.

A depiction of the Grand Prince of Haense, Karl Sigmar, in his signature Carrington Couture hat CARRINGTON COUTURE. By Amadea. Are your pockets itching? Are you dying to spend your peered parent’s hard earned mina? (Or your own mina, I don’t discriminate) This is the business for you. Couture, of the Carrington Sort. A term recently penned by yours truly (Amadea), for my business. As a Carrington, business - it runs in my blood. I sell hats now. They’re very fashionable. All the cool kids wear them (I would know, I read it in a book). If you would like to buy a hat, you may. But this is a business, so you need to pay me. I am a business woman afterall. Hats cost: 200 mina if we’re not friends. 150 if we are. 100 if you’re royalty. Maybe less if I like you, we can bargain. I’m great at bargaining. Willing and able. All hat requests must be made in person. I can be found in Providence, or in Karosgrad, or at my Manor. Either one. Depends on the day. I do not have a stall, I only have willpower and a few needles. Buy my hats. Thank You. Haristo. Spasiba. Penned by, Lady Amadea Ulyssa of Carrington, Profession Cool-Kid Tailor, Business Woman.

"nice" commented the sister-in-law of the ex-kortrevich, the Prettiest Princess Anastasya

"Well, shit" was the only statement from the prettiest princess Anastasya as the infidelity of her twin was aired to the kingdom

don't look at me. but i will join wt for the sole purpose of making it snow. please.

The prettiest princess Anastasya, having spent the last month exclusively trying to avoid her sister-in-law following her declaration of her newfound love for baking would immediately make her return to the Duchy of Valwyck after hearing the beckon.

boyboss.

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The Prettiest Princess Anastasya thinks about how much she hates her husband for giving her a ginger baby.

Sup gamers, again, again It's ya boy (girl?), shay. I made some skins again, again. A couple of them are old skins that I just want to get rid of but most of them are new. Fineprint: Bidding starts at $10 USD (or 150 mina) Bidding must increase by $1 (or 15 mina) and you must be able to pay for the bid when the auction closes (paypal or ingame) (ex. a 225 mina bid is equivalent to a $15 bid. You would need to bid $16 to outbid this) If a bid switches to (or starts with) irl currency, it cannot switch back to mina. Don't edit your bid, just make a new comment if you are out-bid and tag the previous bidder Pls no comments unless you're bidding I can do basic edits to skins but I won't be reworking an entire skin for you Auction Closes: Tuesday, November 30, 5pm EST Bidding format: skin: bid: discord: Alex Skins 1. Kokoshnik 2. Ruska 3. Babushka 4. Fur 5. Tartan 6. Kimono 7. Brown 8. Cultural Appropriation - alex 9. Red 10. White..ish 11. Drapes Steve Skins 1. Sandy 2. Pimpin 3. Suave 4. Cultural Appropriation - steve 5. Off-White (head not included) 6. Semi-Armoured