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RP Name: Natalia Kovachev MC Name: Shaydelicious Voted: Yes

[!] A flier is pinned to the City Notice Board in Providence for all visitors and residents to see. The flier is from the Clerk’s Office! The 5th. Annual Providence Clerk’s Office Newsletter The Clerk’s have been hard at work lately, and we’ve decided to give the citizens and visitors an update on the Clerk’s Office as of now! Current Roster: For help purchasing a property in Providence, questions regarding taxes or eviction notices, or general questions about the city, find one of the following people and they can help you! The Head City Clerk of Providence, Oren: Natalia Kovachev The Deputy City Clerk of Providence, Oren: Mary Othaman Clerks: BAROVII, Francis BEAUMONT, Natalie CASTINGTON, Jakob JENS, Railyn LEOPOLD, Alexander de ROSIUS, Otis de ROSIUS, Valent The Clerk’s Office IS currently taking applications for new stewards in the City of Providence. Any interested candidates are encouraged to contact the Head or Deputy City Clerks directly. Taxes: The prices for each property are in set tax brackets, indicating how much you must spend to keep ownership of your property. Failure to pay these taxes will result in your property being reclaimed by the city again. Tax Brackets: A : 30 mina B : 40 mina C : 50 mina D : 60 mina E : 80 mina F : 100 mina These prices are set in place and non-negotiable, the only way you may receive any sort of tax exemption is to join the Imperial State Army (ISA), this will allow you a fifty percent tax reduction on one (1) property you possess. Open Housing: In an effort to help current residents or arriving visitors have a better idea of pricing within the city, as well as properties currently for sale, we at the Clerk’s Office have decided to also list all the current properties for sale within Providence. Please bear in mind that this list will not be updated until the next issue is out, so one of these houses may be sold by the time you ask about it. [Address] [Initial Payment Cost] | [Tax Cost] Carrington Emporium 03 45 60 Carrington Emporium 07 30 50 Carrington Emporium 08 30 50 Carrington Emporium 10 30 50 Carrington Emporium 12 45 60 Carrington Emporium 16 45 60 Carrington Emporium 17 45 60 Carrington Emporium 18 45 60 Carrington Emporium 19 30 50 Vinmark Roussard Street 03 65 40 Chamberlain Street 06 65 40 Marshall Lane 01 65 40 Rochefort Street 02 65 40 Adria Street 02 65 40 Pompourelia Street 02 65 40 Pompourelia Street 03 65 40 Pompourelia Street 07 65 40 Phillipa Street 02 65 40 Henry's Wharf 04 65 40 Know of anything else we should include, or still have any lingering questions? Let the Clerk’s Office know and we will provide the answers in our next addition! Signed, Natalia Kovachev, Head City Clerk of Providence, Oren. Mary Othaman, Deputy City Clerk of Providence, Oren.

A PRODIGAL UNION Harren laid in bed, wrapped up in pink blankets and sheets, as a sniffle occasionally emitted from him. It was the cold he had gotten from travelling home from Providence that kept him there in the bed, only peering over at Adalia as she sat at the couple’s desk, writing away at plenty of fanciful invitations for the wedding that was to come. “Do vy think vy will still be sick for our wedding?” She asked, to which he responded by sneezing into a handkerchief in a pitiful display. Nevertheless, whether Harren may or not be suffering from a cold during the wedding ceremony, it was the day that he and Adalia had been waiting for for many years now, they would finally, after some eight years of being together, be married, husband and wife. A few more hours passed of Harren, suffering greatly (perhaps a little too much) from that cold, while Adalia drilled out invitation after invitation until her wrist sprained, before she finally said, “I think yam done.” He, with sudden newfound energy, sprung from the bed to investigate the invitations, and concluded with a gleeful smile, “They’re perfect.” Couriers spread the word throughout the lands of Hanseti-Ruska, some even making the long and cold trek to Elysium with the invitations: “Wiz lifst ag wikleyz, monn tea finnak zwy inzavinie iv mittsrod goet becenz, It is that time of year where the Church bells once more chime for the wedding of a couple, for in the year of God, 374 ES, shall the union of Harren Anastasyus var Ruthern and Adalia Maria de Astrea happen on a summery night of Tov and Yermey. The wedding will, if the construction process goes well and is swift, take place in the recently commissioned Church of Blessed Dmitry, which is currently under construction in the Margraviate of Greyspine. If that should fail, it will be held in the Basilica of St. Henrik in Karosgrad. Following the wedding ceremony, there will be a celebration with food and drink at Greyspine, which is to happen at the badminton court behind the Castle, as a badminton tournament, in honour of the couple, who are both fervent enjoyers of the sport, shall be held simultaneously! The badminton tournament will start with a match between the bride and groom, whereafter it shall follow into a tournament of doubles, in which the bride and groom shall team up to face potential challengers. Anyone who wishes to participate in this tournament is requested to send a letter to the bride and groom to sign up. May the union be withstanding, through thick and thin. Monn Godan ovare team, His Lordship, Harren Anastasyus var Ruthern Her Ladyship, Adalia Maria de Astrea” Special invitations are specifically delivered to the following individuals: His Royal Majesty, the King of Hanseti-Ruska, Heinrik II Barbanov, and his Royal pedigree. @Rudi His Grace, the Duke of Reinmar, Friedrich Barclay, and his Ducal pedigree @ColdestPepsi His Grace, the Duke of Valwyck, Ruslan Baruch, and his Ducal pedigree. @Sarmadonn The Right Honourable, the Count of Otistadt, Kazimar Ludovar, and his Comital pedigree. @HogoBojo The Honorable Viscount of Krusev, Jan Kortrevich, and his Vicomital pedigree. @Luminaire The Honorable Viscount of Varna, Britannus Vanir, and his Vicomital pedigree. @Legoboy7984 The Honorable Viscount of Aurveldt, Isaak Amador, and his Vicomital pedigree. @Pureimp10 His Lordship, the Baron of Astfield, Stefan II Vyronov, and his Baronial pedigree. @Wolfey34 His Grace, the Duke of Elysium, Eugeo de Astrea, and his Ducal pedigree. @Suicidium [OOC: The wedding is going to be taking place at 4PM EST on Sunday the 23rd of May!] (4PM EST 23/05/2021) If you want to participate in the Badminton tournament as a duo, please message either garentoft#1980 or Shay#1111 on discord!

"I TOLD Marj that she just needs to use the badminton courts more." Adalia announced wisely to Harren within the confines of Greyspine "Maybe this column will make her heed my advice.. but godan she does love sweetcakes." @Gusano

"Harren - HARREN" screeched Adalia from the confines of Greyspine, running about to find the aforementioned Ruthern "Look at this.. They did niet even MENTION me, it's a sham of a tabloid! Horrendous!" she declared in a fit of fury to her unfortunate fiance @Gusano

[!] A flier is pinned to the City Notice Board in Providence for all visitors and residents to see. The flier is from the Clerk’s Office! The 5th. Annual Providence Clerk’s Office Newsletter The Clerk’s have been hard at work lately, and we’ve decided to give the citizens and visitors an update on the Clerk’s Office as of now! Current Roster: For help purchasing a property in Providence, questions regarding taxes or eviction notices, or general questions about the city, find one of the following people and they can help you! The Head City Clerk of Providence, Oren: Natalia Kovachev The Deputy City Clerk of Providence, Oren: Mary d'Arkent Clerks: CASTINGTON, Jakob D’ARKENT, Mary JENS, Railyn LEOPOLD, Alexander de ROSIUS, Otis de ROSIUS, Valent The Clerk’s Office IS currently taking applications for new stewards in the City of Providence. Any interested candidates are encouraged to contact the Head or Deputy City Clerks directly. Taxes: The prices for each property are in set tax brackets, indicating how much you must spend to keep ownership of your property. Failure to pay these taxes will result in your property being reclaimed by the city again. Tax Brackets: A : 30 mina B : 40 mina C : 50 mina D : 60 mina E : 80 mina F : 100 mina These prices are set in place and non-negotiable, the only way you may receive any sort of tax exemption is to join the Imperial State Army (ISA), this will allow you a fifty percent tax reduction on one (1) property you possess. Open Housing: In an effort to help current residents or arriving visitors have a better idea of pricing within the city, as well as properties currently for sale, we at the Clerk’s Office have decided to also list all the current properties for sale within Providence. Please bear in mind that this list will not be updated until the next issue is out, so one of these houses may be sold by the time you ask about it. [Address] [Initial Payment Cost] | [Tax Cost] Carrington Emporium 03 45 60 Carrington Emporium 07 30 50 Carrington Emporium 08 30 50 Carrington Emporium 10 30 50 Carrington Emporium 18 45 60 Carrington Emporium 19 30 50 Vinmark Roussard Street 04 65 40 Chamberlain Street 06 65 40 Adria Street 02 65 40 Adria Street 03 65 40 Pompourelia Street 07 65 40 Phillipa Street 02 65 40 Rosius Avenue: Thanks to the hard work of a certain Otis de Rosius, the City of Providence was able to collect a total sum of 5000 mina following the construction of Rosius Avenue - a long planned upgrade of the notably small and frequently uninhabited Susa Stalls. The Office of the City Clerk's urges each reader to tour the newly upgraded avenue - it is sure to be a frequent hotspot of our already bustling cityscape! Know of anything else we should include, or still have any lingering questions? Let the Clerk’s Office know and we will provide the answers in our next addition! Signed, Natalia Kovachev, Head City Clerk of Providence, Oren. Mary d'Arkent, Deputy City Clerk of Providence, Oren.

Adalia was, indeed, a spectacular announcer.

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"I do niet know - maybe there's something in the water in Elysium. It's a good thing I'm taking vyr name soon." Adalia de Astrea nodded sagely, commenting to Harren

Adalia stood at the top of the stairs, rethinking her life choices up to this point as she so often did, the girl offering up a simple thumbs-up to the Ruthern who so badly needed life-alert.

Natalia enthusiastically reads over the notice - despite being on a vacation in an unknown location, she was very thankful that she could still reliably receive such important proclamations "Never have truer words been spoken!" she commented to no one in particular..

how could i say no to this

"I will only let Lady **** in the garden for their wedding gift" Adalia proclaimed to Harren whilst patting her otherwise rabid chihuahua

I'm Just going to follow up with the current highest bids on all of the skins (with the mina and USD equivalences) to help curb any.. confusion En Garde: 200 Mina - 20 USD Armie Hammer: 500 Mina - 50 USD Poiple: 100 Mina - 10 USD Rawring Red: 100 Mina - 10 USD Furry: 100 Mina - 10 USD Brooding: 360 Mina - 36 USD To continue bidding on a skin, your bid must increase from the highest bid by either 10 mina or 1 USD. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

liv looked at me once... it was awesome.

the highest bid on en garde rn is 200 mina 👁️👄👁️

Sup gamers, again.... again Here are steve skins this time. there are less of them in this auction but idc okay please.. mercy.. please.. fineprint: Bidding starts at 100 mina (or 10 usd) Bidding must increase by 10 mina (or 1 usd) and you must be able to pay for the bid when the auction closes Don't edit your bid, just make a new comment if you are out-bid Pls no comments unless you're bidding I can do basic edits to skins but I won't be reworking an entire skin for you Auction Closes Sunday, May 2, 17:00 CST bidding format: skin: bid: discord: now, without further ado, da skins: 1. En Garde 2. Armie Hammer 3. Poiple 4. rawring red :3 5. Furry (shoulders) 6. Brooding

I'M SORRY - THEY ARE COMING, I JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH READY YET

Sup gamers, again It's ya boy (girl?), shay. I made some skins again. A couple of them are old skins that I just want to get rid of but most of them are new. Unfortunately no male skins this go around but I'll probably do a steve skin auction soon-ish. (i'm sorry. don't come at me. looking at u mio.) fineprint: Bidding starts at 100 mina Bidding must increase by 10 mina and you must be able to pay for the bid when the auction closes Don't edit your bid, just make a new comment if you are out-bid Pls no comments unless you're bidding I can do basic edits to skins but I won't be reworking an entire skin for you Auction Closes Sunday, May 2, 17:00 CST bidding format: skin: bid: discord: now, without further ado, da skins: 1. Blue belle 2. What a nice coat! 3. GET ME IN GREEN 4. idk the skirt is black 5. Unsaturated 6. Sashay away 7. Orange you glad I'm selling skins 8. "NO CAPES" - Edna Mode 9. Blueberry Fields Forever 10. Santa's Helper 11. Another green skin (shocker) 12. Berry Blast (comes with or without the mullet-elf head)

Natalia Kovachav remained complacent at the table, chiming in to add a quick quip before regaining her silence "Don't forget their special smells."

Adalia nods enthusiastically, skimming the contents of the tabloid mid-rally, a smirk spreading over her already over-confident face "They forgot to call me beautiful, but it is very accurate, da!" she whispered to her NEW GENERATION running man, Fenika Lichte @livrose

Tatiana vas Ruthern: Single and Ready to Mingle [An accurate depiction of Tatiana, by Adalia de Astrea, is attached] To the single, rich, over 6ft tall men of Almaris: Are you lonely? Tired? Desperate? Afraid you’re wasting away your single years? Look no further. Introducing: Tatiana vas Ruthern, Gem of the Margraviate of Greyspine. Tatiana, like many women her age, has found herself looking. Looking for what, you may ask? Romance. And one lucky bachelor reading this pamphlet will have the opportunity of a lifetime. Now, you may be asking yourself: Who IS Tatiana vas Ruthern? ABOUT THE BACHELORETTE: Tatiana, or more commonly known as Tattie Ruthern is an elegant piece at best. She is barely SIXTEEN, blonde, and likes long walks on the beaches of Greyspine. Tatiana often spends her days roaming along the streets of Karosgrad, basking in her own beauty, and looking for crimes to solve, but fear not - she's not afraid to detect the way to your heart! COULD YOU BE HER DUKE-CHARMING? (Commoners will be immediately declined) The Margraviate of Greyspine will be hosting a chaperoned MEET-AND-GREET with the Bachelorette for prospective mates to show off why THEY should have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out their happily-ever-after with Tattie Ruthern. Those interested in a more intimate meet-and-greet with the lovely Ruthern will be able to do so for the very low sum of 200 mina (Prices may vary based on social status). All interested candidates must fill out the attached form and return it as soon as possible - remember, Tatiana hates tardiness. Good luck to all men, and may the best Bachelor win. PROSPECTIVE BACHELOR FORM IGN: Name: Age: Place of residency: Bank account balance: Hobbies: One interesting fact about yourself: Why should Tatiana choose you?:

"Fenika saved my life once, vy know." Adalia bobbed her head enthusiastically, reading the campaign poster out to Harren "well - nie, that's a lie. But if anyone is going to save my life, it will be Fen!"