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  1. Happy birthday to me also <_>

    1. Cloakedsphere

      Cloakedsphere

      happy birthday khelly. we should totes go to gentlemens club fo yo birday

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      Happy birthday sorry for killing you thanks for the armor your people didn't even fight me for it. #ExGuides

  2. The new season of American horror story: Witches vs Voodoo queens

  3. The places you find the most laughs: With friends, groind kicks, Ifunny, Monty Python movies, and your grandmother's racism

  4. Everyone can thank Acerbuddy for that : )

    1. MamaBearJade
    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Great job. Great. Job. Great job.

  5. I might of called Eddy Murphy "Edgy Murphy" on accident.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Looks like you forgot to inject your daily dose of outside today.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's quite true, also I had a bit of racism attached onto me that I was unaware of

  6. I think being god would be too hard, I'd be thor and just be genrally sexy and badass. People will slaughter goats for me and then I can be worshipped by a bunch of bearded men killing a bunch of Saxons then drinking a whole bunchies

    1. Haribo

      Haribo

      I'd rather be jesus. 1.3 billion followers. Follow me, jesus, on twitter now.

    2. Booklight12
  7. I change my mind, empirerebel is now the problem

    1. Javelberg
    2. empirerebel

      empirerebel

      owewowowowowoowowowowwowO!!!!!!

  8. I know declare that all people from Wales be deemed "Whalish" not Welsh

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      "now" not know

    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      You're a ****, Aislin.

  9. Anyone here want to go berry picking in DayZ?

  10. Just ltting everyone know, I am still with you guys and have not quite #LifeAndAllThat

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Also letting you know I can't spell

    2. ToenailTickler
  11. Don't want to catch your old, valah

    1. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      I don't want to catch your infertility, filth.

    2. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Hah, you all already have my greed. -Dwarf

  12. That moment when you're bounty hunting. You spend a couple of hours using rp to track your target down, only for him to log once you pull out the cliche star wars bounty hunter quotes

    1. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      Anyone would log out after hearing those lines. yeesh lol

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      There is a price on your head, I am here to collect.

  13. Man, I can't rp when the city does fill its food chests. Sucks being government dependent and too lazy to get a job and get food for myself

    1. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      If you have region perms to Annil'Sul you can farm and make your own food for free.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Someone already farmed it and as a darkie I wouldn't go anywhere down the road from the druids grove.

  14. New star wars trailer:

    Idk how I feel about this. . .
    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      i am more irked they release the trailer and go "Well you get to wait till next christmas"

    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      I like that cross guard lightsaber.

  15. I've given into the dual-sword wielding darkie noobery and picked up the Drizzt books again, god help us all.

    1. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Nothing wrong with the drizzt books

    2. Lima

      Lima

      No, he was a terrible mary sue and should have been executed along with his author.

  16. Chicken fingers now contain fingers

  17. Is anyone having difficulty connecting to the server?

    1. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Yeah it happens.

    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      Someone always is.

  18. For all you Michigan lotcers http://i.imgur.com/B7hR8To.jpg

    1. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      Have been there, can confirm this is 100% accurate.

    2. ShameJax

      ShameJax

      Nope. It's actually colder up here!

  19. Call me a crazy feminist but this is an awesome thread http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/page/20

    1. Ark

      Ark

      crazy feminist

    2. mmat

      mmat

      Women boob armour best armour.

  20. SOMEONE EXPLAIN WTF HAPPENS AT THE THIRD EQUALS MARK http://gyazo.com/a0b8583cfed01982365433d89f1af4b7

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Nvm, it's called integration

    2. Lark

      Lark

      yeh you cant simplify it

  21. Challenge: Only use starcraft unit quotes to communicate on skype

    1. drfate786

      drfate786

      You must construct Additional Pylons!

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Yes, executor?

  22. Skyler Willhelm....the marriage destroyer :)

  23. No battle D:?

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      Just got my "Mercs." in line ready and crash :c

  24. Writing a poem in elvish...After one stanza I relized in the place of "the" I am using "el"

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      YOU WILL NEVER STEAL PANDA'S BACON!

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