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  1. Baconthief

    Is anyone else seeing a black sky, yet there is still a sun. (Is referring to the server)

  2. Baconthief

    *Slips into Oren and steals their jobs*

    1. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      *Slips into Malinor and "accidentally" set a tree on fire.

  3. Baconthief

    Don't mind us, just a bunch of shirtless dark elves

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    2. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Cobbler hobbits.

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      *takes out camera * 0w0

    4. Stevie

      Stevie

      c-can i come too?

  4. Baconthief

    Don't mind us, just a bunch of shirtless dark elves

  5. Baconthief

    Khel just strangled a midget

    1. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      And killed my other char :3

  6. Baconthief

    Well, my computer can no longer withstand being in malinor \/_\/

    1. ConnorMagill

      ConnorMagill

      Well that sucks.

  7. Baconthief

    *Attempts killing three town guards*: *Gets promoted from citizen to Marshal one minute later*

    1. meg

      meg

      Well that escalated in a peculiar manner. O.o

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      There is a new order in vaerhaven

  8. Baconthief

    Your darkie looking for a clan? Why not zoidbu- I mean Oussana http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/86823-the-oussana/

  9. Baconthief

    Just came back from my 'lil break. Don't know where to rp now, ideas?

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Khel was told to join the Teutonic order seeing how it's the least racist part of Oren. I may see you there :3

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      "Teutonic" and "least racist" doesn't seem to fit correctly in one sentence.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      That's what I was told XD

  10. Baconthief

    Anyone want to rub some lotion on my elbows?

    1. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Yes Master...

    2. Ever

      Ever

      are they ashy?

    3. SparehoeCakes

      SparehoeCakes

      NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope

  11. Baconthief

    If I were to make a new character, what should I do with him?

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Elf smith.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian are half wood elf :3

  12. Baconthief

    Going to get me a 7-string guitar :D

    1. gabriel101x1

      gabriel101x1

      B.b..b.. But 12 strings are better!

      :(

    2. nickdabeast135

      nickdabeast135

      Nice!

  13. Baconthief

    Why am I killing all of Salvus's criminals for them. Isn't that the job for the shields? Not the one man Salvian guard force known as Khel

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    2. KiiNg

      KiiNg

      ^ denied, mine

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      @Nord

      Oh yeah, because khel is qualified for that. He attented his first mass of the creator today and make it through five minutes

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      @Nord

      Oh yeah, because khel is qualified for that. He attented his first mass of the creator today and make it through five minutes

  14. Baconthief

    That moment when your character finds out his daughter has been kissing an orc. Khel's a very unhappy darkie

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Meta does not beat us... its resia you have to look out for

    3. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      That's a good attitude, Khel!Just bleach your skin and hair, and you'll be a high elf in no time!

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^^

      Exactly, dark elves are the supreme race

  15. Baconthief

    Just wrote the tabs out for one of the halo songs :3

    1. aron.

      aron.

      You play?

    2. nickdabeast135

      nickdabeast135

      Post zem

  16. Baconthief

    "April Showers bring may flowers" Yeah, I am calling bs on that

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It's snowing where I am.

    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      April showers bring... Snowdrifts the size of a whale.

  17. Baconthief
    http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/north-korea-threatens-to-kill-nicolas-cage/
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    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Brilliant.

    3. meg

      meg

      Lolwot.

    4. Altiak

      Altiak

      Id's happaning.

  18. Baconthief
    http://gyazo.com/e009f5fb4616b3969ef717ce9f21068a
    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Toveah being pickpocketed

    2. Tom_Whiteman

      Tom_Whiteman

      He's fat... I had to point that out :P

    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      lol

  19. Baconthief

    NOOOO Khel's hair!!! D:

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Falls down to his knees* WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      NO! Not the hair...

    4. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      *cut's laila'a hair and makes wig. "Here to hide your shame."

  20. Baconthief

    Just watched The Evil Dead remake, was very good. Idk why he decided to read the ancient dark latin aloud to summon the demon.

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    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      In nominae patris, et fili, et spiritu sancti...

    3. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Read all the latin.

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui animi. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus Nunc et in hora mortis nostrae

  21. Baconthief

    There's ganna be a rome total war two :D

    1. Bircalin

      Bircalin

      I'm looking forward to it ^^

    2. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      a little late but yeah I'm also excited!

  22. Baconthief

    Everyone who got the bacon virus, very sorry : ) I got a message from someone I knew in rl and I thought I was going to see some nice pics of me at the beach. For those who did dl it, it can be removed with a system resor. Very quick and easy

    1. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      <3 It's ukee

    2. Tee-Tree

      Tee-Tree

      Whats the Bacon virus?

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      You don't wanna know. Also is that a black saboth reference mr. Elysia

  23. Baconthief

    All those that got a skype pm from me, DO NOT DL THE FILE

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      I already did.

  24. Baconthief

    Well, khel might be a little pissy right now

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      And that wasn't in the name of malinor xD

    3. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      xD

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      Wait- is Khel a girl or a guy? You said she at one part, then said he at another. I is confused.

  25. Baconthief

    I need to think of something to do with Khel now that he is no longer all princely P:

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    2. thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      Live with Rarethorn im dying to see you mwaahaha >:D

    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Learn teh magicz.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Become a priest of Rthulu?

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