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  1. Be back in one more week noobs

  2. Using a sheet of cardboard as a plate #College

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    2. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      Ramen is my favourite meal #university

    3. Bircalin
    4. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      I eat three meals a day while enjoying my tertiary education. #College

  3. Where did the old Asulon-town applications go?

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      in the archive that is

  4. I know declare that all people from Wales be deemed "Whalish" not Welsh

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      "now" not know

    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      You're a ****, Aislin.

  5. You know you've made it when people start naming their characters after yours

    1. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nah, when people start trolling in the name of your character on the LotC facebook page :\

    2. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      well it IS an awesome name...

    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      bael you have an awesome name, they're just jealous.

  6. If people are not having enough rp, you can have some of mine

    1. DecoLamb

      DecoLamb

      I'll take some if you ever empty yer forum messages >:I

    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Does it involve science?

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      No, it's dealing with simple complaints and general nonsensical tasks

  7. I change my mind, empirerebel is now the problem

    1. Javelberg
    2. empirerebel

      empirerebel

      owewowowowowoowowowowwowO!!!!!!

  8. #DeathToBlundermore

  9. Everyone is alright :|

  10. We, the commenters of YouTube, believe in free speech as strongly as we believe in free videos of animals dressed like other animals. Therefore, we hereby declare: you can make up to $88 an hour working form your house. Click here for one weird tip on how to lose bellyfat. U R homo. Ron Paul 2012! bit.do\bNB9

  11. *Roleplays with a thesarus next to him*

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Is playing a character 20 times smarter than himself, it's quite express that. So I use big fancy words and odd and strange syntax*

    3. Shorsand
    4. Dreek

      Dreek

      nerrrrrrrd

  12. Darkie, Barkie, Snarkie: The three elven sub-races

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    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      "Hey babe, wanna know why they call us /wood/ elves?"

    3. Austin

      Austin

      This innuendo is offensive to my religion

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Credit goes to ptah, sorreh ptah

  13. You guys are nothing but a bunch of magicless muggles

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      Excuse me? I am not a muggle. I am a Pureblood. I prefer to keep away from mudbloods and muggles. XP jkjk

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I was not talking to you obviously :)

    3. Mingpow321

      Mingpow321

      hufflepuff pwide

  14. It's always a good day in the forest of malinor when you convience an elf to not marry a human :)

    1. Sporadic
    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Feel like I made a point for team-elf

    3. Draeris

      Draeris

      Are you talking about me convincing a elf to marry me..?

  15. Spent a grand on guitar stuff,least it's a productive addiction

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Yes, I will play hot-cross buns for you : )

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      So you ended getting a wah, a loop pedal, a harmonizer and a new amp? Or did you just get a modeling-FX amp that can do all of that shizz? Or just one big digital pedal?

    4. Lark

      Lark

      More stuff allows for more effects. Not more skill. Just drill exerises everyday, you'll see the differences in solos.

  16. I think being god would be too hard, I'd be thor and just be genrally sexy and badass. People will slaughter goats for me and then I can be worshipped by a bunch of bearded men killing a bunch of Saxons then drinking a whole bunchies

    1. Haribo

      Haribo

      I'd rather be jesus. 1.3 billion followers. Follow me, jesus, on twitter now.

    2. Booklight12
  17. Citizens of Malinor: Elves Citizens of Haelun'or: Vulkans

    1. ToenailTickler
    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Romulans, **** yeah.

    3. Lego XBOX

      Lego XBOX

      Romulans are the Elves not from Malinor

  18. Did Titania pk?

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    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Nope, she's in malinor square right now.

    3. bungo

      bungo

      no my plan failed !

    4. Dr. Ducky-D

      Dr. Ducky-D

      She is not, gosh darn it.

  19. Titania's kidnappings are starting to get as frequen as Indelwhen's now

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      power grab all power!

    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      I miss Indewhelen now. ;-;

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      If you kidnap her, Khel will not be saving her for that reason

  20. I might of called Eddy Murphy "Edgy Murphy" on accident.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Looks like you forgot to inject your daily dose of outside today.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's quite true, also I had a bit of racism attached onto me that I was unaware of

  21. Everyone can thank Acerbuddy for that : )

    1. MamaBearJade
    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Great job. Great. Job. Great job.

  22. The places you find the most laughs: With friends, groind kicks, Ifunny, Monty Python movies, and your grandmother's racism

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