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  1. Porkour.
    http://bit.ly/wotstatos
  2. Porkour.
    http://soundcloud.com/siliconsoup/memories-still
    1. Korvic

      Korvic

      WE NEED THIS IN THE LotC ARCADE GAME SOUNDTRACK! <3

  3. Porkour.
    1. Year of the Porkour.

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    1. Space

      Space

      year of the cop

  4. Porkour.

    Anyone else having trouble connecting to the server?

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    2. Remyy

      Remyy

      Liris cat, bad cat bad kitty

    3. Remyy

      Remyy

      Finaly!

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    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im going to blend that cat and make kittenaid out of it.

  5. Porkour.

    For those currently in-game: What is today's date in game?

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Thank you good sir. Find me ingame sometime and I'll reward you.

    3. Ducklingator

      Ducklingator

      You can just do /date...

      Β 

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I know. I'm not on my computer in the morning. At work and writing up my character profile.

  6. Porkour.

    Im back in the sweet flesh!

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    2. manicfairy

      manicfairy

      I see a army of pigmen coming

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      PORKOUR I LOVE YOU

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      ALSO AFREVO IS CHAROODLER, HE'S BANNED

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Oh. Well that's a shame. Now the hard part with contacting Telanir to restore my VIP purchase to the new account.

  7. Porkour.

    In light of the recent issues I've had with logging into Minecraft, I have tried to contact Mojang Customer Support, and have still yet to hear from them. Because of this, I am unable to log into the server. It has been one week since my last recorded activity. Mojang email and password recovery states my account has been migrated, and I tried all of my emails to see if I would get feedback. I will continue to wait to the end of the month for a response. If unsuccessful, this will be the end of the pigman and quite possibly the end of my journey with Minecraft. Mojang states that they could recover and reset my account given I provide them with a transaction ID, but the bank only holds statements four years back. I hope I get these issues resolved.

    1. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Oink.

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  8. Porkour.

    oink

    1. E__V__O

      E__V__O

      Boink

  9. Porkour.

    Oink.

    1. Thornz

      Thornz

      Nananana cause my hips don lieΒ 

  10. Porkour.

    oink.

  11. Porkour.

    oink

    1. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      Alasdair d'Aumont oinks from his boat

  12. Porkour.

    Pork-The other white meat.

  13. Porkour.

    Porkour turns 26 today!

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Happy birthday, my friend.

    2. Textarea

      Textarea

      grats

  14. Porkour.

    That moment when you're about to lose five days of crafting because of an update, then a heroic Kowaman swoops in to save the day. My hero. RIP XP.

  15. Porkour.

    The pig has returned!

    1. 5itty

      5itty

      ❀️

  16. Porkour.

    Where mah piggehs at? Oink if yer mah piggeh!

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    2. _Jandy_

      _Jandy_

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    3. Aengoth

      Aengoth

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    4. sneLf

      sneLf

      Oink

  17. Porkour.

    -squeals-

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    2. Sir Kibble (KingSir)

      Sir Kibble (KingSir)

      What is it, Dr. Pig?

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      A mysterious force prohibits me to awaken from this nightmare!

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Gonna have me some damn good bacon tonight..

      *Slowly sharpens kitchen knife while staring at Porkour*

  18. Porkour.

    'ze pig ez ded'

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    2. Nalayna Liadon

      Nalayna Liadon

      I am sad.... no more oinks from Porkour...!

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

  19. Porkour.

    "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

    1. loakmendbe

      loakmendbe

      AMEN!

  20. Porkour.

    "OINK OINK," says the pig.

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    2. Ventus

      Ventus

      Moooooo says the .....

    3. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      i know this, i know this, i looked it up, its the camel the camel goes moo

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Chickens go moo. -Good Burger reference.

  21. Porkour.

    "Plays a stupid lore-breaking pigman, and thinks he's all that"

    Damn straight I am.

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    2. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      How do you feel when people eat bacon?

    3. π•Ύπ–™π–†π–—π–Œπ–šπ–˜π–

      π•Ύπ–™π–†π–—π–Œπ–šπ–˜π–

      10/10 savagery

    4. Knight of Elken

      Knight of Elken

      makes me happy whenever i see you porkour, don't let the haters bring you down

  22. Porkour.

    Aetherpig oinks.

    1. steelersfan1221

      steelersfan1221

      oink

    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      muu

    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      can I trap aether pig in an animal trap?

  23. Porkour.

    Always keep a doughnut in your vehicle to bribe police officers just in case you're pulled over.

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    2. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Fling them out the window during the police chase.

    3. Kaun

      Kaun

      -watches popo turn into hoovies after sandviches-

    4. 3VN

      3VN

  24. Porkour.

    Babies are not dishwasher safe.

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    2. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      They aren't?! *Takes baby out of the dishwasher

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      *looks at shirt baby wears* "It says its machine washable, tumble dry"

    4. Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      *looks at self "It may not be dishwasher safe but it sure as hell is machine was safe! -sets dial to speed wash-

  25. Porkour.

    Be there giants?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Here be Pork-eaters

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      There be if the ET ever looked at the bundle of ideas I sent them.

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