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Everything posted by lukejes
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Would you rather have twigs for arms but have a great and interesting personality or not have twigs for arms but you can only say Hodor?
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Far over... the Misty Mountains cold...
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The walrus calls in the black of night, while the crabs hums a merry tune.
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When the date 1492 comes, someone has to sail across the ocean blue.
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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down t...
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the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.” Happy Towel Day everyone.
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Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird, be an early bird— But if you’re a worm, sleep late.
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I made myself a snowball As perfect as could be. I thought I’d keep it as a pet And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran away, But first—it wet the bed.
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This just in: Grisly Remains of 15 Hobbits Discovered in Peter Jackson’s Attic
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.