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  1. lukejes

    I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious.

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    2. susitsu

      susitsu

      YES

    3. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      Do you walk around naked or something?

    4. lukejes

      lukejes

      Something like that.

  2. lukejes

    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

    1. Terafir

      Terafir

      *looks at status

      DAAAYYYAAAM

  3. lukejes

    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

  4. lukejes

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    1. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      Metaphorically, or while driving?

    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      both

    3. lukejes

      lukejes

      Yes.

  5. lukejes

    I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

    1. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  6. lukejes

    All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

    1. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  7. lukejes

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize...

    1. Neri

      Neri

      Just because you've killed doesn't mean you aren't working to promote peace... or something.

    2. lukejes

      lukejes

      God, I can never win.

    3. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  8. lukejes

    What's another word for Thesaurus?

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    2. Korvic

      Korvic

      Maybe.

    3. Valdis

      Valdis

      google

    4. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  9. lukejes

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      1/4th life left

    3. lukejes

      lukejes

      You people are too optimistic...

    4. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  10. lukejes

    I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone .

    1. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      lol

    2. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  11. lukejes

    What is the speed of dark?

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    2. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      C(in your medium)-200 milliseconds.

    3. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      From a perception standpoint. From a non-perception standpoint, darkness travels as fast as the lack of photons does, which is to say, the speed of light. You are basically asking what the speed of the area of non-car behind a speeding car is. It's the same speed until there is no car occupying any part of the space in question.

    4. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  12. lukejes

    There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

    1. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      pizza

  13. lukejes

    If nothing doesn't exist, why can we conceive it?

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    2. lukejes

      lukejes

      Meh.

    3. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      Over-analyzing separates the body from the mind.

    4. hoodmaster906

      hoodmaster906

      kk

  14. lukejes

    Some infinities are larger than others.

  15. lukejes

    Oooooh! I'm a gold miner now, so shiny.

    1. Augor

      Augor

      hue

    2. Tethras

      Tethras

      Woop, now if you would kindly make a donation to the Dave Gold Foundation... ;)

  16. lukejes

    Whoever replies to this first gets a smiley face.

    1. Valdis

      Valdis

      Lame prize

    2. JtPv

      JtPv

      :)

    3. lukejes

      lukejes

      :)

  17. lukejes

    What's you least favorite Song of Ice and Fire book?

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      none they all fucked up fantasy

    3. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      the last one

    4. Fid

      Fid

      Feast, aye. Kind of a lull in the action.

  18. lukejes

    Ok, pretend I'm a new player, help me find my way. "hELlo ther stRanger? DO YuO kno were rIVendEll is?"

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    2. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      "Bu- bu its still over there!" *Keeps pointing at a random hobbit hole*

    3. lukejes

      lukejes

      *draws his giant flaming sword and shouts "fOR elROnd!" before jumping into the hole, never to be seen again.

    4. Heff

      Heff

      ((There is no actual elf named elrond, if you would like to visit the elves, there are the high elves, dark elves, wood elves, and frost elves))

  19. lukejes

    Tax System complete. Get ready Urguan.

    1. gam

      gam

      thanks obama

    2. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      ^^

  20. lukejes

    Any fringe maps available?

  21. lukejes

    Who should I talk to if my VIP is incorrect?

    1. Dizzy771

      Dizzy771

      An Admin, only they can fix it.

    2. Sky

      Sky

      You simply modreq it, a moderator will then get confirmation from an admin (usually in minutes, depending on the time) and that would be that.

  22. lukejes

    Still says I'm Iron VIP on the forums while I'm gold in game... *sigh*

  23. lukejes

    Does the server happen to be down?

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    2. SparehoeCakes

      SparehoeCakes

      Idk, all of my MC servers are messed up. Try to direct connect it.

    3. Markus Wander

      Markus Wander

      It's down for me too.

    4. gam

      gam

      If you're on 1.7.7, downgrade.

  24. lukejes

    How long does it normally take for your VIP to change after you donate?

    1. Nug

      Nug

      i don't believe it's automatic, i think you have to make a modreq in-game.

    2. Frigated

      Frigated

      Yep you do.

    3. Frigated

      Frigated

      Make sure you have screenshot proof also of the purchase.

  25. lukejes
    Grand Merchant Kwint Irongut of Urguan hears of this new company. "Hmmm... per'aps t'ere is to beh a trade agreement in teh future?"
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