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  1. Accepted... *you hear the distant chant of :

  2. Guild Wars 2 or Torchlight 2?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Guild Wars 2 got a 9/10 Torchlight 8/10...

    3. craotor

      craotor

      Depends on what you are looking for.Hack and slash Torchlight if you are looking for an MMO focused on pvp get GW2

    4. Temp

      Temp

      TL2 if you don't feel like dealing with people. Or have a budget

  3. I want my 13 year old High Elf with amnesia to get adopted, but how? LFG or something?

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    2. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      We don't do adopting. We want our own pure kidz.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But- but the thingy... *holds out steel plate*

    4. Z3r05t4r
  4. I wonder what would happen if Panda got angry... Oh god, that would be horrifying!

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    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      If Panda gets angry, it shall rainrainbows and candy! Panda only brings joy!

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      And death to her enemies.

    4. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      PANDAora's box will be opened and all evil will be released into the nethery pits of hell.

  5. My character's favorite hobby now adays: Throw a smoke bomb made out of sulfur and ash on the ground and pickpocket a guard blinded by the smoke.

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    2. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      Indeed it is. Life lesson stay away from smoke bombs and guards beside smoke bombs

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I'm not that cruel, but I might do it again >:D Watch out Normandor, a 13 year old High Elf is going to rob you blind.

    4. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      *scary music plays, making the threat a small bit better*

  6. Support the children inventors of Asulon!

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      Celia it is quite easy to put two and two together and invent a makeshift smoke bomb

    3. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      But not invent something that doesn't exist yet. And certainly not by a 13 year old.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      It does, Smoke Bombs do Exist, this is just a High Elven version. Much more fancy mind you.

  7. Might yu guies tell me when 3.0 will be out roughly?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Okay. *is hoping 3.0 comes out on birthday, because that would be epic.

    3. Aiden

      Aiden

      A birthday present from the server xD

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      January 13, oh please be on jan 13th.

  8. Brain + Difficult Maths = Migrane.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Brain + Easy Maths = A+, Brain + Hard Maths = Migrane and B.

    3. Lym

      Lym

      *puts his hand on Ionmaster's shoulder, tightens his grip and pulls him into hell with himself*

      TONIGHT, WE TWO DINE IN HELL AND YOU SHALL TEACH ME SUM MAFFS!

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      *notices hold in ground* Oh, better fix that. * proceeds to seal hole to over-world*

  9. Had an interesting RP with Amras being stabbed with a syringe that had poison in it. Fun times...

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      What? Oh now I can get him on this too!

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      A syringe would have some trouble penetrating clothing, unless its a damn big needle thats some gosh-darn power gaming right there ;3

    4. Amorphbutt
  10. Which VIP gives you one more character slot?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Well one more character like /createcard

    3. Aiden

      Aiden

      Hm, I'll look at the newsletter and see if that's listed in donator perks

    4. Aiden

      Aiden

      Nothing about that in the list of perks. Perhaps you could make a thread in the ideas section about it?

  11. Ooga booga!

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      The Hobbit. I applaud you. Oh and that movie is the most amazing thing ever. :3

    3. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Agreed my good man *strokes non-existant moustache

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Agreed my good man *strokes non-existant moustache

  12. Alieu be preggers with Grey's baby/babies.

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    2. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      xD Deal with it ICly :3

    3. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Great..I was going to hit on her...

  13. Doo dee doo, creating a wood elf...

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    2. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      Another elf character? Why don't you expand?

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      Make a real one, not a human with pointy ears!

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I've never played a wood elf, and I like elves.

  14. If anyone is having crashing problems, it's MPM, there's something buggy with it, and if you want to stop crashing, you'll need to take it off.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Nevermind, it is. xD

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Make up yo' mind! j/k.

    4. 。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm

      。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm

      I have the fixed version of MPM. Modpack update coming soon

  15. It's a proven fact that Halflings have the sweetest flesh and are the best Noble Race to put in stews.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      no. humans, elves, dwarfs and orcs aint noble son. and halflings aint no race.

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      Put in stews? I thought they make stews themselves... :o

    4. Dalek348

      Dalek348

      Halflings are a race, and don't taste nearly as good as people make out

  16. I just won Mass Effect 1, guess who died? No one except for Kaidan.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But Garrus, Tali, and everybuddeh survived 'cept him!

    3. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      ME1 Ash - Great character, a little racist.

      ME2 Ash - Okay character, trust issues, but she'll be okay.

      ME3 Ash - Facelift and b3wbjob with no character and awful dialogue.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Yeah... I should've killed Ash along with Kaiden...

  17. I wonder... Does it burn? Does it scream? Does it cry?! Nah, it's just a pie.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      No, it's apple you donk.

    3. DrakeHaze.
    4. Tythus

      Tythus

      chickens go in pies go out!......what flavour?......I hope its Apple!

  18. -stab stab stab stab stab stab-

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    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      -Burn burn burn burn burn torch the body burn burn-

    3. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      -nom on the charred remains once no body is looking- owo

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      -Add joke here that repeats-

  19. Goldfish are a type of domestic freshwater aquatic creature that are not fish.They are powered by by a tiny hamster in their lungs. They are often kept as pets by people who dislike the overly affectionate nature of turtles. Those who claim that goldfish are 'boring' or 'pointless' are also the type who would claim that dogs have 'near-robot intelligence' and that cats have 'a delicious smoky flavor'; these people should be avoided at all costs. The lifespan of...

  20. ..and then Jack cut down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge at what he had done. Which just proves that you can be excused of anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.

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    2. Geo

      Geo

      What website did you nab that from, Ion, dear?

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      From Terry Pratchet's Hogfather, just finished reading the book, and watched the movie ^-^

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      There is a joke mentioning the Druids lying somewhere, but I can't find it.

  21. -pumps shotgun, points at head-

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -denies those two and fires shotgun, blowing off the head of cabbage-

    3. Dargene

      Dargene

      /modreq Powa gamma over here

    4. SparehoeCakes
  22. Do the Harlem Shake

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Bael has just been Exterminated for denying the word of the High Dalek Emperor, and has been shamed. His family shall now be Deleted from life.

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost
    4. Beneh

      Beneh

      Surely you should have said exterminated from life..

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