Kairn.

I'm saying mean things about Arik in my status update. *mean things*

Anyone know if there is a lore page on phoenixes?

Over the course of the past two days, both a canister of unrefined uranium and a bear pelt escaped my clutches. :/

The primary reason I'm not on the app team is because I would have instantly accepted Cythres's app after reading the title.

I think we need a Nug team, composed entirely of Nug.

My orcs got eaten by parents.

I've been reading through the recent completed ban reports. Glad we got a certain somebody out of the picture.

The Kingdom of Cakemania

I'm debating whether or not I should make a guide on improving the Roleplay concentration of a region. Anyone have some tips on the subject?

The Delvers in a nut shell: http://imgur.com/a/brBl1#0

I accidentally deleted my skin from the file i was storing it, but it's still working in game. Is there a folder I can copy it from some where?

If you fancy wearing other players as jewelry, then Ac'Talarah's the place for you! #hexisbadatlore

The Kairn award for best character goes to... Heial the ender pearl!

I leave a suit of iron armor out on purpose to get stolen in RP, but they didn't leave any signs or traces for me to find them.

"In Dothraki culture, a wedding without three deaths is considered a dull affair." This rule also applies to LoTC

I just realized Iron nuggets aren't a thing.My whole life got flip-turned up-side down.

You take one little girl on a mining expedition and suddenly everyone's calling you careless.

I never Rp'd with Mog personally, so take the following sentence with a grain of salt: If he chose not to remain active on the server because of his revoked adminship, then I believe that validates the 'easily angered' triat that the rest of the admins were concerned about. Mog also didn't deny any of the other accusations on his behavior.

I should make a business of selling IMMOLATION insurance.

While I didn't find any mages at the college yesterday, I kept stumbling across insane characters, and when you're asking a glowing ornament for directions, no one takes you seriously.

After spending three days with the delvers, I've been: accused of espionage, locked in a tower, bunked with a dark elf, got my own hollow, dueled using fish as a weapon, went on a group hike, got chased around by endermen, and charged into a drunken brawl with a mug and an ender pearl.

This list of status updates is really making me lose the game.