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zaezae

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  1. I heard you guys aren’t nailing elves to pieces of wood. I’m disappointed.

    1. drfate786

      drfate786

      No, we’re nailing Orenians instead.

  2. I miss reading public ban reports

    1. Heero

      Heero

      Apply for GM or dev

    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      I want to read them, not have to deal with them. So I will join the gm team.

    3. Heero

      Heero

      usually it be the latter but godspeed my screamer friendo bendo

  3. Are goblins just goofy humans?

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      Yes, goblins were the first creations. 

    3. _Jandy_

      _Jandy_

      No, they’ve got different racial curses and blessings

    4. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Goblins are just waluigi but green

  4. Is the CB system a mistake?

  5. No elf is king but Malin!

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    2. Bhased

      Bhased

      the man works at coldstone give him a break

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      Fine, fine, you have a point.

    4. PosidonX7

      PosidonX7

      lol I wonder where Malin is right now... ?

  6. I think we should shelf all races/magic/lore/energy/matter and role play as ethereal sentient personalities that float in a void. 

  7. I legitimately need help with writing a piece of lore if anyone wants to help.

     

    It’s bi-pedal hedgehogs.

    1. Elennanore

      Elennanore

      Tbh, I was actually excited for a moment till I clicked your status and saw bi-pedal hedgehogs. I feel blueballed...

  8. Halflings should just get a plot. Seriously, they have interesting culture. Orcs don’t really though, so they shouldn’t.

  9. Haven’t been able to log onto the server consistently for two weeks. Why not? I cannot play right now and haven’t been able to for weeks. 

  10. I can’t log on and I was in the middle of rp with a bunch of people wtf man

  11. Let's retcon magic and elves who's with me

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      You know a brainlet just might quote you there and use that against one of your decisions. 

    3. Narthok
    4. FreeHongKong
  12. Only an elf to be that pretentious

    1. Zacho

      Zacho

      thats toxic

  13. reeeee elves 

  14. Replace monks with goo girl nurses.

  15. Make a heathen spirit/ancestor/moon worshiping pagan dark elf today!

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      I am a dark elf who worships things. Big time heathen time. 

    3. blago

      blago

      oh okay, thank u

    4. StarGazzer

      StarGazzer

      dark elves are pretty cool

  16. The real problem with the server is that there are players who have the audacity of not liking what I like. 

    1. FreeHongKong

      FreeHongKong

      Excuse me sir, stop liking that.

    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      Everyone should only like what I like. If they don't they are literally Hitler.

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      He's a danger to our democracy.

  17. Any guesses on who might replace the president in 2020?

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      I only posted this because I knew people would reply =c

    3. blago
    4. Sky

      Sky

      Trump 2020, then an additional third term because #TrumpBestPresident.

  18. Where on the map is the caliph seated?

  19. Ur mom is lore breaking

  20. You try'n to get some oats boi?

    1. blago

      blago

      do you have oats? please give me oats

    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      I only have 295 oats.

    3. blago

      blago

      get that tish outta here. I want exactly 300. 

  21. Daily reminder reminder reminding daily.

  22. "Why would anyone change the dungeon rules like the critical hits?"

     

    First move by first enemy crits for 28 damage on a 26 max health Vestal. 

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    2. Killmatronix

      Killmatronix

      That is incorrect. REAL men roll with virtue builds.

    3. FreeHongKong

      FreeHongKong

      Real men roll double healers.

    4. zaezae

      zaezae

      True chad thundercock men take only the sheriff and edit the game files so that every encounter he says "We're really in for it now Scoob!"

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