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  1. OOC MC Name: Herwann07/Guck. Skype Name: Raptor has it. Do you have/can obtain Teamspeak 3?: I do. Professions?: Chef. Past RP achievements/prideful events of note?: Ward of a Baron. IC Name: Alric. Age(roughly): Seventeen. Race: Human. Skills (professions): A decent chef. Are you prepared to swear a binding oath of fealty?: Yes, I do.
  2. why is lucrezia borgia becoming a trend avatar on the forums?

  3. ***** better have my money :)))

  4. Nonchalantly memeing...

  5. how much guck can a cuckhold suck?

  6. yo fudes hows it going ayy?

    1. Ford

      Ford

      heeeeey nothin much how about you fude?

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    2. Harri

      Harri

      death to staunton reee

    3. Morinehtar

      Morinehtar

      Your Sex life is a plague, because once people get it. They Die.

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      rip holly staunton :^))))))

  7. nice meme

    1. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      thanks, nice meme to you 2

  8. *sniffs in memes* "Whoa that's a big dose."

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      I'm going to have to see your license and memeistration.

    2. Slic3man
  9. oysters clams and cockles

    1. BartOhYeah

      BartOhYeah

      you're blind

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      how much for ur little...?

  10. its been a long day.. without u my friend and i'll tell u all about it when i see u again....

  11. alpineal has stolen my avatar this is plagiarism

  12. philip_2011 has left LotC, what a shame.

  13. Licius Dalma. -LadyCake Optional ambiance music/theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQvc7Ne5mok Description. Licius stands at the satisfactory height of 5’9, his body build somewhat lissome, yet his limbs retaining the right amount of sinew and muscle. The skin has an ash grey hue, rather smooth and obviously taken care of. His teeth are hygienic, along with his fingernails, which remain well trimmed. His nose is humble and small scaled, nostrils very compact, and the bold red eyes have a lecherous and greedy shade, impish bags laying under his mentioned orbs, beside his high and salient cheekbones. Well groomed and glossy hair rests upon his cranium, the fringe pushed sternly to the right side of his forehead, the bangs slid behind his scathing ears that slip out of his sleek black curls. He’d clearly be seen as luxurious, his well customized clothing sported neatly by his figure. A few pouches made of prosperous leather are carried on him, attached around his waist and above his shoulders. A roguish dirk is kept in a pocket on the right side of his inner coat, sheathed in an elegantly crafted scabbard, and at times, a gladius can be draped in it’s holster, clipped to his waist’ sash. A faint aroma of fresh linen spoors around Licius’ figure.
  14. Altiak's a pretty wacky dude!

    1. Vanir

      Vanir

      What a goof!

    2. InfamousGerman

      InfamousGerman

      he's a pretty crazy guy!

    3. Altiak
  15. this is not a roleplay thread, better watch yourself, barnett.....
  16. Luka of Flotsam Description Luka is a middle aged man, reaching the height of 6’3 and weighing around 230 lbs, with a robust build. His jaw seems rather hefty, and badly shaven. Luka’s nose is chunky and rather round then pointy. The right side of Luka's visage remains badly burned, the eyesight on one of his orbs gone completely. The lips are plump and swollen, teeth keeping a yellow layer, some of them rather chipped and badly treated, same going for his nails. Luka keeps his hair shaven, a few age spots and lumps on the right side of his forehead, trailing to the back of side of it. He is often to be seen wearing in a poorly crafted tunic, a sharp bastard sword usually resting in it’s feeble scabbard attached to Luka’s waist belt, along with a few pouches holding small bundles of food and daily needed items. A simple crossbow rests slung onto his back, the stock made of strong oak wood, leather bandolier stuck to it. On his left hip rests a fastened quiver, six or seven quarrel bolts resting inside of it, along with one or two war darts. The scent around Luka is of sweat, carrion black and fresh pine. His tone of voice botched, a large scar seen behind the cloth worn around his stocky neck.
  17. Pureimp's a pretty funny guy.

  18. jacko's a pretty wacky dude

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