Dragonslayerelf

A Graven, outfitted in a rusted, corroded suit of Sirame mail, his face a half charred skull, the other half that of a translucent distorted Wood Elf, wreathed in a sickly blue-green flame, would look cynically at a recruitment poster depicting the theme and ideals of the group. The Graven, then, as tormented and full of anguish as he was, would be hard pressed not to laugh at the sheet of paper he was holding, shaking his head afterwards and saying "I will guard the gates... against this type of incompetence...", emitting the horrid odor of charred flesh as he speaks.

+1 one question however: How the hell would a 100 foot colossus get moved from Athera to Vailor on boats alone, and deactivated? I'm incredibly perplexed by the weight that this thing would have, and how it would actually be feasible to move, literally, a mountain on a collection of boats, unless the boats were manned by 10,000+ men and literally the size of the Isle of Malin in Axios. TL;DR

((Guys can you meme gator, we need this post to have a degree of seriousness.

Taiwanese monkeys? Ok! +1

How many (not self-signed, from past events) et items would it cost for you to art a really old char of mine, and I'd give you a thorough description over Skype? Skype is Dragonslayerelf2 btw

DAH RICKEDI DINGI Need a canoe, kayak, or dingi? Peep nub further! At the Rickedi Dingi Mi sells boats for cheap, so lats nub need to make it on lats own or find another maker-of-boats. Each of mi's boats are mi-made, and made so that lat am nub going to sink into the water when riding in them. Mi also makes other things, which will be listed in the menu below! Mi makes -Canoes, Dingis and Kayaks ~ 15m for Uruk, 25m for Nub-Uruk (3 for 35 and 65 respectively) ~Bows - 15-25m for Uruk, 25-45m for Nub-Uruk Mi also makes special boats on occasion, so lat nub needs to have a boring boat! Also, lat can watch mi make these boats if lat request mi to make one (Note: Requests cost more shinies) ~Prices am different depending upon effort and quality of custom boat BUY LATSELF A BOAT TODAY, FROM KRUGMAR'S BEST STOCK ((Note: My canoe and boat shop will function much like Wrynn's shoe shop, in that it will occasionally contain new and exciting signed boats, though they will be expensive-ish, and made on the rare occasion when I'm NOT doing ET events for all of you lovely people! Also, I'll be doing boat-making RP if you ask me to and hang around. If there are any issues with this and the ET lead/GM team, or this falls under the category of abusing of ET pex, do alert me and I'll cease immediately.))

+1 He knows what he's ****** doing, and he created what orcs were and meant in Vailor.

Lindrael would grunt grumpily at the poster, facing it with his scarred and eternally-grimacing face before going on a crusade around Linandria and repaint all of the rainbow letters a nice earthy green. He'd then nod at his work, and then grumble out in his raspy and harsh voice "'ow did I let this ass in with rainbow paints...?" Afterwards he'd shake his head, grumbling as he moves about. ASS REPOSITORY

...no You have the skills to write, but you're writing a meme. This won't and shouldn't be accepted This shouldn't happen, it's literally an elongated meme and it aligns more along the lines of 'no, scifi'. I like fantasy in my fantasy server, sci-fi is like putting creamer in lemonade.

1-4. No 5. This is a FANTASY server 6. This isn't a SCI FI server 7. NO 8. -1

For the uzg!

Thornweed Bushes General use: -The Twigs The twigs aren't really used for much, but they have a multitude of thorns that one might be able to use for a dart of some sort -The Leaves The leaves, if burnt, produce a green smoke that gives the person who inhales the fumes a sense of calm and peace - though if too much is taken, it can cause one to cough -The Roots The roots have no special property, but they do have a lovely taste if cooked in a kettle for tea. Description: The bushes themselves are hardly deservant of the title, and look more like small green shrubs, but each branch has a multitude of leaves that cover sharp and irritating thorns. These thorns often cling to clothes and, when on the ground, act as a form of seed, giving rise to new Thornweed bushes They grow wild, and are found all across the lands. Author: Dragonslayerelf LM Approval Required: No

This looks like Bryos. 2.0. It kinda has the same feel to it as that lore, with just slight changes. It does sound a little original, but we had these late Athera/Early Vailor. I'm not convinced, but it's still interesting. +1 Here's that lore, for the record. And the new one.

HAIL LORD NURGLE

Approval

Did this not exist then?

"The lore team was kind enough to let me know that there is no accepted lore whatsoever on Druidism. So I am posting the original Druidism lore accepted by the MAT, who at the time were over the acceptance and revision of magics and subyptes/archetypes. When a post was made calling for all lore not submitted, we, having submitted our lore through not just the MAT but to various LT several times thought we had nothing to worry about. Anyways here's the lore. Should you choose to accept it. " Wtf, there've been druids since time immemorial...