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    Gukdan'Raguk would read the letter, glad that Angathgul is beginning to reach out for their lost brethren. "Diz am hozh... Mi hope dat mi will peep upon mi lozt bruddah's azh more... Afâr'Ilzgûl, Lûp'Ilzgûl!"
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    Orcs WILL kill you or your friend's parents.
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    Gukdan would be extremely upset, knowing that he will never again taste the secret Momo sauce specially made by Wud.
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    Awoken, the shaman peered around him through a thick fog, his visage blinded. He pushed himself up from the soft ground beneath him, wiping the dirt off of his rough hands. Shaken and muddled, the Uruk stumbled forward, still weary from the sudden awakening. Looking around him, he noticed what seemed to be a boggy plain surrounding him. Pointed rocks, large and small, seemed to pierce the fog around him: disappearing into the unknown. The sound of rushing water could be heard to his left, a small river was flowing from a cluster of dark rocks. The river flashed a colour of red in his eyes, sharp pains could be felt in the his head. The Uruk's stomach felt as if it was twisting, pulling, eating at its self, the abrupt sound of a falling stone altered his thoughts back to the reality around him. An icy chill ran down the Uruk's spine, like a steel blade pressed upon his warm skin. He felt as if he was being watched; prey to whatever would become his predator in this wasteland. This place, felt... familiar: as if a memory had been plucked from the depths of his mind and was now displayed in front of him. The Uruk's eyes began to close, he felt weary and cold, a surge of warmth en wrapped his frame and... Awake again, he saw the comforting familiar stone walls that formed his home. With heavy breathing, the Uruk collapsed backwards onto the cold stone, chuckling to himself as he thought about his next meal.
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    Indeed, I am waiting for a bounty to be placed upon my bald, red head
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    Everyone, this is just a game. Please do not hurt me, for I am innocent. Artimec engulfs the flower
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    Gukdan shakes his head at the news "Da ztupidity ub Oren duz nub peep tu end... Nub unly du dey hate da Uruk whu klomped dem, but dah Zhomos agh der folluwers whu had nub'tin tu du wid it..."
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    Gukdan'Raguk would be making breakfast, having no idea that Shagarath had a vision of Orgon.
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    Gukdan'Raguk quickly catches wind of this party, greatly upset, he wonders if they would allow the Uruk to eat the leftovers.
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    Gukdan'Raguk sat in his blargh, pondering over the recent war; his large mouth twitched and fell into a frown as he stared at the floor. "Rezt in Stargush'Stroh now Bruddahz."
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    That's some glorious artwork you have there, where could I find it?
  12. Moby_Derp
    I must say, the choice of Pillar man theme was a good one.
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    Gukdan would be pleased to hear about the recent news, glad that the druids and shamans could be at peace and prosper together. "Dis am hozh. Very hozh"
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    Interesting. I'm a bit dissapointed at one aspect however... "He has no particular hate for orcs" You could have been more original here... 90% of LOTC don't hate Orcs(Truth) You should have given him a hatred for Orcs as that is much more original :/
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    Good read when watching Christians get kidnapped by Vikings ;)
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    As long as it's not OP and is as fast as horses or boats then hell yeah! +1
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    Oi Oi, calm down Smawton. +1
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    Pretty smexy.
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    Gukdan sharpens his Orener. He then realises he is not allied with Malg and goes home depressed.
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    Gukdan frowns at the news. He did not know Yuglix well but stills mourns for him. "Rezt now and mey dah zpiridz gyde lat."
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    Gukdan signs his name.
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    Gukdan would wonder how Wud would cook the food...
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    I like it, I like it a lot ;) +1
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    Gukdan would scratch his chin, "It peeps dat mi hab ahn excuuz tuh klomp ah hoomie.."
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    Who got this, I wonder?
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