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THE PETRAN PIECE Vol. 2.5 Issued and averred by The Mayor AIMO OF ASTOR BREAKING NEWS: RABBITS RAMPAGE Hot off the press we have victory at Whitespire. After Stassionites murdered in cold blood the King of Aaun and many others, a group of men from Balian, Haense, and our own Commonwealth of Petra rendered aid as they were already on their way due to hopes for peace talks. Getting to the city and finding out the news they swiftly cut down the would be usurpers. Soon after a group of Stassionites, Veletzians, Orks, and Celianorians came upon those avenging the murder. One spoke up and singled out our Queen Catherine, a princeling who was cut down for not holding out his tongue. In the end it was a massacre for those who stood against virtue and honor with Balaian, Haense, and the Commonwealth of Petra slaughtering them to a man. Even still, our stalwart new allies the Dwed were on route to our aid, sealing that no matter the outcome they would not have walked away. A man for a hand? An army for a man and then some. A Knightly Surge As a result of the valor of several members of the Commonwealth of Petra during the battle at Whitespire the Knight Commander of the Order of the Petran Laurel. Inducted into the Order are the following; -Artel von Theonus -Atticus Reinhold -Wilford Reinhold -Xavier Adiler They all have earned the right to be called sirs of the realm. Artel von Theonus has even managed to earn his story, netting him a full induction and his hedge knight moniker of “The Flamebringer.” to be kept. For the rest their stories have still not fully been written, though they have earned the right to fight for such. Honor Those Present Catherine I Konstantin von Theonus Theoderic von Theonus Artel von Theonus Khorm von Theonus Marcel Galken Sarah Artenin Atticus Reinhold Wilford Reinhold Aimo of Astor Marisol Solis Xavier Adiler Azrael Adiler Faeran'duil Reinhold Pinebaron Therese von Theonus Gavilar Soltee Faeryel Catriona’s Comics [!] A depiction of the young Queen Catherine at the battle. [!] Another depiction from the view of Queen Catherine before the bloodshed. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight Commander of the Petrine Laurel

Aimo spat on the corpse of the prince he felled after the dust settled. "What ye get for wanting the queen's head. Ye get what ye deserve ye faithless trash." He followed up his words with a kick to the body's side.

"Long live Petra, long live the commonwealth, long live Bingleburg." Aimo declared this in his newsroom with the new news. Soon after though he went back to mulling over his conspiracy board.

Aimo, newly reelected thought on the results of things which transpired in his short absence. They had taken and kill Ghorm, for what? Because he had showed mercy, he should have listened to those without the power he had in the situation and just killed the man and been done with it. That way he wouldn't have cried like a child to the rest of his people begging for people to help him due to the "grave injustice" he thought done against him. Surely, in his mind, he thought these men knew nothing of virtue.

THE PETRAN PIECE Vol. 2 Issued and averred by Mayor Elect AIMO OF ASTOR Demons Abound A most worrying occurrence has happened within our great city. A demon has appeared, though it is no longer here anymore the people of the Commonwealth must remain vigilant and stalwart against such things. As such there are a few tips which ought to be shared around to the people. It is advised that one’s skin must be fully covered, with goggles possibly even in order to make sure the eyes are not hit. A wall of steel with range is also advised, spears, halberd, and whatever else behind shields. Further, it is also recommended that one should not try and fight one also, that in every point possible it should be fought by a larger force so as to wear it down from attacks on all sides. Beware the smell of brimstone, for it heralds the arrival of one. Abdication Since the last Petran Piece there has been much to talk about. One such thing is that of the abdication of the Lioness Renilde I. Such was a somber occasion for all gathered, for the Queen kept relative peace throughout many years of the realm. It is no doubt to those loyal to the Realm of Petra that the Lioness has earned her rest. Giant Spider and Manspider? A man dressed in red and blue has been spotted with a spider symbol on their chest within Petra. Should one see them I advise caution on approaching them, we know not yet what their intention is. Then later on the court was attacked by giant spiders, it could be coincidence but with the current goings on in the world who truly knows? Until then, I want more sketches of manspider! [!] A picture of the potential manspider An Interview with Catherine I at age 10 Interviewer: So, how are you adjusting to the change? Catherine I: You see, I’d say rather well. I have began to compartmentalize myself between Queen and child. I invited the Palatine of Haense into my treehouse for a meeting the other day, I must do my duty to both my country, and my childhood. Interviewer: So you would say that besides for your age you were prepared properly to undertake your duties? Catherine I: Absolutely not. Interviewer: Care to elaborate? Catherine I: I’m not too sure, there’s not really a guidebook. I was given this strange pamphlet by my grandmother that had something to do with being good, but that’s besides the point. I went to a lot of meetings, but I'm not really sure I paid attention enough at most of them. Interviewer: Well, if you only got a pamphlet from your grandmother dealing with something good to help guide you, what qualities do you think you have which will aid you well in your rule? Catherine I: Well, you see, I am honest and scared. So I think I’ll be good. Because if I’m scared, then I’ll try to do my best, and if I'm honest, then people can trust that I’m trying my best. Interviewer: Well, do you have anything you’d like to state to have be put in the Petran Piece? Anything you might want. Catherine I: I want friends. Please tell families that they need to come live in Petra so that I can be friends with their children. I am lonely. Catriona’s Comics [!] A depiction of the former Queen Renilde enjoying her favorite hobby Aimo’s Astoran Word of the Volume Sol: Day/Light Upcoming Garmont Bills As of current, there are no more Garmont bills as of this Petran Piece’s publication. The Petran Piece wishes all whom are running for elected positions the best of luck. Ask the Mayor Question: Have you sold houses? Answer: No, I am not a steward. Question: Has the settlement of Solland had a noticeable impact on the Petran Trout population, either positive or negative? Answer: I would be concerned if it were having an impact on the Petran Trout population. They are landlocked and part of the idea is farmsteads so to try and overfish the river would be of notable concern. As of yet there has been no effect though. Advertisements Are you a teenager? Do you have lack of all to do with your day? Then does this paper have the prospect for you! The queen is lonely, her station is one which demands much and needs people to support her. For a potentially limited time YOU could possibly be the Queen of Petra’s friend! PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight Commander of the Petrine Laurel

Username: Coldestpepsi Persona Name: Sir Aimo of Astor Persona Age: 38 Place of Residence / Street Address: Dame Catherine vii

Aimo sat in Artel's attic, resting after the long day. He thought of everything which had happened, the queen stepping down, his promotion, and more. "She was a good Queen to have been knighted under, there is ne denying that." he said to himself as he continued to think over the relative peace during his time under her reign, certainly a thing of beauty.

As Aimo left the meeting in which the paper had been worked out he could only think of how much his legs were killing him. Truly, this was his response to the events which had led up to this missive and nothing else could take his mind off of it at the moment. Nevertheless he and the rest of his compatriots at the meeting rode off, most of the ones with him likely feeling quite the same even if they weren't allowed to let such be known.

MAYORAL ANNOUNCEMENT A Mild Annoyance Issued and averred by The Mayor SIR AIMO OF ASTOR BY THE WORD OF MAYOR SIR AIMO “THE ECCENTRIC” OF ASTOR, A mild annoyance, that is all which those who seek to deface and target our humble church are. They are nothing but that, for our realm shall continue on having swiftly rectified the damages done to it and it having been swiftly reconsecrated by the Church. No amount done by Rat Cowards committing a juvenile act in the dead of night will shake the faith of the Petra. All this shall do is strengthen conviction and lead to more displays of such. For as the young Princess Catriona declared: For every act of vandalism against Canonism, A new shrine shall be erected within the Commonwealth. Until our borders are guarded by the Blessed, Our streets are lined with the Saints, And the Venerated watch the walls of Vallagne. This makes three to be constructed. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight of the Petrine Laurel Her Serene Highness, Princess Catherine of the Petra, Archduchess of Vallagne and the Protector of Dogs

Aimo walked into the Church, he was more annoyed than anything else. "Why is it always the same thing? It always seems to be blood and symbols of the deceiver, it is never original with these types. With how long these types seem to go on ye would think they would have some new ideas some time. Like, was it really necessary to etch into stone the queen shall die? Ne shit she'll die, she's ne trying to be immortal. I'm just at a loss for words at the lack of creativity at this point, ne excuse for ne coming up with something better after so long. At least Deadmund changes things up, makes it interesting. God, these people could learn a thing or two from him."

THE PETRAN PIECE Vol. 1 Issued and averred by The Mayor AIMO OF ASTOR An Update on the Petran Trout Despite the recent struggle of the Petran Trout the temporary ban on net fishing still in effect has helped lead to a significant resurgence of the fish within the river. Though this has helped the majestic creature rebound it must be noted that the trout still do not use the rocky gravel shallows of the River Petra for the production of smaller trout like they should likely do given it is the ideal environment for such. Though steady progress has been made more will need to be done on a community wide level in order to see the fish brought back fully from the brink. Magical City Manifests A new city has popped up in the commonwealth, the mages have finally, after many years brought the vision of their city to life! People flock from all across Aevos to see the mighty place. Some of the comments heard about the city have been: “wow” “amazing” and stunned silence. The city is welcoming to all people who wish to learn of the arcane, keep your eyes out for events hosted by the city in the coming weeks! New Stalls From within our great city we have had many changes, one of which is the creation of more market space for the burgeoning merchant class within the city. Stalls of both River Run and Star of the Republic contain more than enough space for merchants of small and large variety. It is the opinion of this newspaper that more of the Petran Commonwealth’s citizens should step into the market in an attempt to strike it big, be it with jewelry, ore, narcotics, and many other great commodities. Prices for these stalls go initially for 30 mina and are taxed about 20 mina a saint week. An Interview with the Chancellor Interviewer: Do you have any projects coming up within the Commonwealth? Konstantin: The Solland Settlement Act is nearing completion, which will hopefully stimulate economic development, alongside settlements of the regions outside of Vallagne. Interviewer: Could you go more in depth on a project? Konstantin: The Solland Settlement Act, despite its name, encompasses the regions surrounding Vallagne. These being of course, Solland, alongside Notrebanc and Mardonland. At current, there are a few vassals landed throughout the region, though ample farmlands still need to be tended. Thus, the aim of the act is to encourage intrepid Petran settlers to take advantage of this fact, and establish farmsteads or small hamlets. It is aimed primarily to families, veterans of the River Guard, and any who seek to eke out their existence outside of the capital. For any reader paying attention, I may be willing to fund the first few farmstead payments from my own bank, this is how much I desire to see the project thrive! Interviewer: Do you have anything else you might wish to say to anyone within our great commonwealth? Konstantin: The Commonwealth is a land filled with diverse peoples and opinions. As Chancellor I’ve tried to seek out the good denizens of the realm, though I always encourage any with questions, desires to find work within the government or just if they wished to discuss policy to send me a bird. I do not bite, and I recently had a very good conversation with a man of Chambery who, despite our disagreements in policy, did remind me of the ideals upon which the Commonwealth stands. I hope to help steer to maintain these ideals in the coming years. Gossip Column Gather 'round, dear readers, as we delve into the most enthralling segment of this cherished column. Join us in uncovering Petra's most scandalous revelations. So lend us your attention for a moment, and together, we shall explore the afflictions of this illustrious nation: What's this about an endless supply of pastries? Insider reports speak of a recent revelation within the palace confines – a surplus of delectable confections that mysteriously materialize in the young royal's hands. There seems to be no end to this madness. -The Pale Elf Catriona’s Comics [!] A depiction of Catriona practicing her new flute technique, flute beat-boxing Aimo’s Astoran Word of the Volume Wingles: Bird Upcoming Garmont Bills As of current there are two Garmont bills publicly put out to the assembly for members to see. One bill which seeks to bring a site of recent national sadness to be turned into something which can be remembered for generations to come and brought to be something which shall never be forgotten. The other bill is one which seeks to uproot the mayor’s office, trying to both push out the current mayor and vastly limit what they might do. Such it is in this paper and its contributor’s opinions that this second bill will lead to naught but bureaucratic bloat. Ask the Mayor It is the idea of this section that I wish for any of the dear readers of this paper to have their questions answered in future editions, all I ask is that these questions be birded to me and I will do my best to answer the most pertinent of these. Advertisements Imagine, your advertisement in this very section, future volumes are hoped to be funded in part by ads which the people may submit for 25 mina, 15 if you are a noble of Petra or own a home within the commonwealth. Such ads will be reviewed though I suspect any which some may wish to put out will be approved with haste. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight of the Petrine Laurel

MAYORAL EDICT The Vallagne District Cultural Initiative Issued and averred by The Mayor AIMO OF ASTOR BY THE WORD OF MAYOR SIR AIMO “THE ECCENTRIC” OF ASTOR, As it may at times be necessary to make changes to the order of things for things to come into their own. As such I see fit to bring forth the following District Enhancement Policies for The Vallagne District Cultural Initiative. These policies are to bring forth variety and enhance the cultural feelings for the various streets within our glorious commonwealth. Catherine's way homes inhabited must have a minimum of three frogs cohabiting in or around said home. Residents of Commonwealth Lane and Commonwealth Boulevard must use the tic tac toe board in the tavern in order for inter street disputes to establish the victor and who is the better commonwealth street. Salvian Court homes must not contain plants larger than a meter cubed. Anyone who owns a River Run stall must assist maintaining the River Petra's running. Houses in Godric's Path must contain a portrait of a Godric. Star of the Republic stall owners must know how to find true north using the stars. Do not fear, for the mayor is merciful and understands the time needed in order to adjust, as such there will be a grace period of the next Saint’s Year in order to enact the changes needed. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight of the Petrine Laurel Deputy Commissaire Sir Artel ‘The Flame Bringer’ von Theonus Commissaire Ophelia von Wittenbach Sir Theoderic “The Resilient” von Theonus, The Grand Treasurer of Petra, Castillan of Vissingren HER EXCELLENCY, Thérèse von Theonus, Vice-Chanzlé of the Petra, Deputy Defender of Liberty His Excellency, Sir Konstantin von Theonus, Knight of the Petrine Laurel, Chanzlé of the Commonwealth of the Petra, Hero of Faubourg Her Highness, Princess Catherine of the Petra, Archduchess of Vallagne, Protector of Dogs

MAYORAL ANNOUNCEMENT A Curse Broken Issued and averred by The Mayor AIMO OF ASTOR BY THE WORD OF MAYOR SIR AIMO “THE ECCENTRIC” OF ASTOR, As I stood guard in a meeting for our royals I was assailed by unknown forces which caused me to falter through the reality we know. One moment I was where I should be, the next I was in a hallway of fabric flooring, yellow walls enhanced by the lighting which was lodged into the roof of it, almost everything looking nearly the same. Getting my bearings I sought to use the old method of dealing with mazes, pick a wall and hug it, as I did so I happened upon a pipe and went in. This area was different, I had to cross an opening and cross through rooms which looked like sewers, these rooms I trudged through knee deep water. Something was behind me, something which was following me and coming quick, it sounded like a child. I picked up my pace, not trusting who I did not know in a place I knew not where. I made sure to cover my tracks and limit the progress of what was following me before I was cornered between what seemed like an infinite fall and it. I decided to take the plunge and as I looked back I saw that which had pursued me. It looked like a cultist adorned in all black, a same colored veil which covered the crimson eyes which stared at me during my plummet. The fall seemed to be endless and yet also instant. Either an eternity or a moment later I landed back in the room I left. I know not where I landed the first time I seemingly warped in and out of reality, yet I know that the curse of the mayor dying to the first unfortunate thing to happen to them has ended. As of current my witnesses are the following: Queen Renilde The Heir Catriona The Chanzle Konstantin With this I declare the curse of the mayor broken. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor

Aimo having just gotten over his illness looked over the missive with interest. He got up from off the bank of the River Petra where he was continuing to watch the river for anyone using nets to fish and began to make early preparations to partake in the events.

MAYORAL EDICT A Halt to Net Fishing Issued and averred by The Mayor AIMO OF ASTOR BY THE ORDER OF MAYOR AIMO OF ASTOR, For years now the Petran trout population of the River Petra has languished due to a lack of care and excess pollution by actors within our great nation’s population, both malicious and unknowing. As the population of the trout continues to decline so too will the ability to catch it as food for our people. Thus measures must be taken to ensure the sustainability and longevity of this valuable source of food. With this in mind my first act to help bring back the Petran trout is the temporary halting of the allowance of net fishing the River Petra. While this may reduce the amount of trout brought in at the moment it will be the first step in larger hauls in the future when the population of the beloved fish swells from the initiatives I plan to enact. The trout will be protected, for our children and our children’s children. PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Mayor Aimo of Astor Deputy Commissaire Sir Artel 'The Flame Bringer' von Theonus

Looked over the notice, nodding to himself. "Ye." he said to himself ruminating over the events of the day. "Ye."

A SHEATHED SWORD PISACEN ZWY KONGZEM Issued by Ser Conrad Barclay On this 2nd of Vzmey and Hyff of 471 E.S. For 58 years now I have served the kingdom on my path to and through Knighthood, since I was twelve years of age. However, these things must come to an end eventually. Having taken a step back to focus on more administrative duties I have seen myself begin to falter at times. This truth makes this both easier and harder as I now end my time and retire from being an active Crow Knight of Haense and as the Knight Paramount. Demons, ibleesspawn, skinwalkers, and more close and distant to heart I have dealt with much during my time. I began my journey as a knight under King Sigismund the Third, was knighted under King Karl and rose through the ranks under him to the top, where I would try to figure out reforms for his son King Georg. I pray for the success of the table under whomever King Georg wishes to ascend to the status of Knight Paramount. Should the crown wish to ask any service of me in the future, body able, I shall seek to carry it out nonetheless. GOTT MIT UNS Ser Conrad “The Bulwark” Barclay

Conrad did not feel fear nor anything of the sort with the second murder of someone close to him happened so soon after the last time. This senseless murder didn't make him feel like there was any real threat, anyone could commit a murder outside of the walls, a common bandit was in that sense more of a threat. From his daughter's death all Conrad felt was anger, anger on top of the other he'd lost so recently.

Conrad looked over the missive, calmly setting it down and to the side before he began to slam his head against his desk several times in frustration.

Conrad prepares to have to deal with the royal nipple piercing once more.

"Didn't know her well, yet she was usually pretty respectful and didn't interfere in things where it would have just muddied everything." Conrad paused thinking it all over. "Overall, not the worst queen in the slightest. Fact she went so soon after His Majesty shows that they cared for each other."

"When I had to put down my wife the man was one of the first people to hear me out and understand. When Ser Jakob was whipped for trying to carry out testing His Majesty stood by us, trying his best to not scorn the knights when he had the chance. He gave us towers, allowed us to continue to flourish, stood by the order. His Majesty was a warrior and ally to the Order of the Crow. I expected death in battle but I am glad you found peace either way." Conrad lit up a cigarette, going to take his first drink of carrion in years in memory of the late king.

Conrad picked up a missive put on his desk, giving it a quick look over. He promptly folded it neatly and tucked it away, going to store it for another time perhaps.

Conrad read over the missive with a grin, testing would be needed, and perhaps his old friend Adele would finally understand his view of the darkspawn.

Conrad read over the letter, a small hum escaping him as he did so. "Knew something like this was coming, didn't expect to have to thrash the kid so soon."