Mister_Gavin

Inanimate objects terrify me. This is not a joke, that tree can, will, and has kicked my ass. I live in fear of light colored woods both IRL and in Minecraft. I hate Birch. It's course, rough, and gets everywhere. Not like spruce. It's smooth.

Gawain sighs as he puts down his spatula and picks up his Longsword. "I guess the next war is never as far away as we hope..." He half grumbled, half mused as he made ready for a potential conflict.

no u

This post is cringe.

As a chronic sufferer of Loss of Thrust Control, I would appreciate increased awareness for my condition.

boo womp

Right now you bastard. You impacted my gains. I demand $74.68 for my protein and preworkout order as restitution. I'll see you in court, you RODENT.

What's really funny to me is how quickly tones and attitudes changed. The obvious troll of "69 person CRP defender default," was almost instantly met with "Your terms are acceptable,". When the world's biggest brain IQ play was countered, ridiculous demands like "I want a list of everyone in your turn order from both Tornado and Hugh in the next 5 minutes or you're in trouble," and then "I'm not going to go through the effort of adding you on Discord." I shouldn't have to explain or comment on how ridiculous a demand this was for either side and an obvious cop out from a Moderator who had no intention of honoring such a ridiculous request as a 69 player CRP fight, but had to find an excuse to NOT go ahead with it. And then itdontmatta logged on and it somehow got even more comical. The pronouncement that any 'Haensers and Ferrymen,' would be banned in the next 5 minutes if they didn't leave was funny, but the list that he then produced was even funnier. I am a well known associate of Hugh and have been registered to the server and infrequently active since 2019 but since I had only been added to the region in the past few days I wound up on the list as an alt or a Haenser or a Ferryman. I would like to point out there is no rule stating that you have to be added to a region for x amount of days or else you're excluded from conflict roleplay with threat of a ban to back it up. I find the entire situation and ruling comical, and anyone quoting 'cope and seethe' and screeching 'AVE ORENIA, GET OUTPLAYED,' - remember this when you get hit by the same freight train of stupid next time. It all comes around eventually, and I wouldn't wish a 69 player CRP on my worst enemy.

Look at my Warhammer miniature, he's my most upvoted Reddit post :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No.

I needed to go to the gym. itdontmatta has impacted my gains. He will pay for this.

Should've stopped there. This place kind of suck nut.

This was a lot better and more appropriate. Stinky poop.

She's a stinky poop.

Based. I don’t share your view of Bandit RP as a lost art (Lord knows I got exasperated with it at times) – but I do think the new rules are ****. Rather than dealing with some of the problems related to Bandit RP (repeatedly bushwhacking the same people/town over and over again, poor RP on both sides, and meta rallies and moderation scuffles) they seem to have decided to go for the lazy approach and just eliminate it – which is a damn shame. Bandit RP was and will almost always be rough around the edges and painful when you’re on the wrong side, but you are right – it stimulates RP and gives military nerds something to do rather than faff about in a town square in a pretty skin waiting for the next war claim, so there is potential to it.

Thing you find most infuriating about LoTC?

You will get clicked on without walls.

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” I can see this whole thing going very terribly. But good on you for making your monthly post before you inevitably do nothing and disappear.

Malgonius, are you addicted to posting these shitty propaganda pieces?

Karl Kaltheim reads through the sub par Ork propaganda and shrugs, “Should make excellent toilet paper, I suppose...Now where did I leave my prune juice?”

None of these are suitable for high impact medieval violence and thus disappointing in the extreme.

Jean Robert Laurent frowns at the missive.

Powerful.

Edited, hope it’s better now.