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Mykei

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About Mykei

  • Birthday 03/29/2002

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    At Jazloviecki meme estate
  • Interests
    Your mom

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  • Character Name
    Mikhail Jazloviecki
  • Character Race
    Jazlovieckan Human

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  1. "GOD BLESS" Said Baron of Triglav while chilling in his tower (barony)
  2. Top five COA's on LoTC (I know the top 3 is mine) Ten reasons why elves are worse than humans Top ten High pontiffs?????? And last question....How's life in Poland?
  3. Holy Ser August snorted in the seven skies "This guy overdosed on Salmon and now became a brainlet"
  4. Mikhail Jazloviecki cleaned up cannons as he said out loud to his lechian artillerymen "Let's show them how we, Jazloviecki family defend Savoy"
  5. Mikhail Jazloviecki bellowed out a heartily laugh "Tho the **** is he to decide that?"
  6. Mikhail Jazloviecki would stay at night in the church, praying for King Charles' soul and his safe passage to seven skies
  7. Double Crispy Holy Sir August nodded as he read the note from seven skies "Shieeet, Ottomar 'Nickolas II' von Alstreim isn't ballin"
  8. Mikhail Jazloviecki would wipe his arse with this paper before proceeding with the rest of the day!
  9. [♪] It was a sunny day in the realm of the Argent Sun. A Holy Knight, named August Jazloviecki-Buckfort was sitting in his old armchair that remembers the golden era of Savoy, while smoking his cigar. The sun was shining on his old, hairy face and the man simply smiled at the distant star. He was old, he sensed that his end would come sooner or later. He puffed his cigar one more time before extinguishing it and standing up “It’s time” he thought to himself before walking back inside the old Triglav Keep. The man put his sword on the clothed table and prayed for a moment. Once he was sure of his intentions he went down to the cellar and took out a barrel of Uruk Guzzoline. “I once cheated death, it’s due time to embrace it” he said to himself before walking out with the said barrel and putting it on his horse. It took several days for the Knight to reach the heartlands that have been like a second home for him ever since his beloved Savoy fell. There was one thought in his head - Dumapalooza. So as he did exactly what he has planned - August approached the gate, and greeted his nephew Aleksander Wilhelm with a smile, as none of his relatives knew of his intentions. He went in carrying the barrel in his bag,after that the Old Knight went for a peaceful walk toward the building, while entering he moved through the crowd to find himself standing near the fireplace that was close to the podium where the candidates for a new Duke of Adria were standing. He hesitated a bit, but after a short prayer he glanced at the gathered Adrians and opened the barrel. The smell was quite distinct, though due to the crowd it didn’t spread quickly. August raised his arms and poured all the content of the barrel over himself. He was certain that his decision was righteous and thus this action will be the best and only possible way to purify his soul. Moments later the elderly man reached into the fireplace and immediately caught on fire. The crowd turned their heads towards the Knight but it was too late. Holy Knight screamed his last words as his body stood in flames… His goal was simple - hit the representatives of House von Draco, enemies of his relatives and of his own. Then the most unexpected of all possible things happened - a poor recruit stepped in to stop the burning Knight. He could not stop therefore he rushed into the boy, causing burn damage to his clothes and skin. He did not succeed, but he tried. His duty was fulfilled and his soul cleansed. The last Argent Legionnaire, last living Savoyard and last Jazloviecki Holy Knight dropped dead as his body burned in agony. August Mikołaj Jazloviecki-Buckfort lived 109 years, now he departed on his last journey, to find eternal peace and finally reconnect with his lost friends and family.
  10. Holy Ser August would wipe his tears slowly as he heard of the news "Another friend that I outlived...." - "Hopefully I'll see you again, Emil"
  11. Mikhail would salute to the other Sokolists "Vigour in Faith, Brothers" - "Vigour in Faith"
  12. Young Mikhail Jazloviecki would prepare the uniforms for the Sokolites, while doing so the lad would sing Lechitic songs Vigour in Faith
  13. "A Savoyard only in name...." Holy Ser August said slowly as he cried missing his beloved San Luciano
  14. "Knife-ears got angry" Said the old knight
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