gam 386 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Dwarf babies are all made from anonymous bar wenches. It's canon lore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agith 224 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Men roleplay as women too you know. So stop being biased towards ones own gender. And I am sure men can have just as much scientific knowledge about pregnancy as women. Without the shitty part of actually needing to give birth to it. But since we're not talking about birth, there is no bias male view. If people want to debate that a woman carrying a large weight in front of their stomach which often causes back problems, difficulty walking alongside other issues with mobility? Then there is no biased male perspective, there is what we can observe, and deduce from that. And once more exclude modern examples because unlike many men...They are biased towards modern laws which do in fact change the results of things which may otherwise turn out differently. And as for dwarf babies? Clearly they come from when a dwarf wins a drinking contest, the excess beard in their hair resulting in a new full grown dwarf hacking his way free with his axe to see the light of day, and plastering part of the beard of the old dwarf to his face, hence beginning his own beard. This offspring is known as a beardling. The guide however is well written, so good job on that :) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkins 550 Share Posted March 4, 2014 +1 for a good guide, although I am indeed a man. I was told to read this, don't judge me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted March 5, 2014 The dwarf section is incorrect. As of posting, there has never been a pregnant dwarf. Ever. They probably build more dwarves or something. We pull them out of our beards. Grow em like potato's in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You didn't mention Kha, Halflings, our halfbreeds, as well as your point is completely offset. A pregant lady can easily kick a man's ass and is more likely to. My suggestion, leave this topic to WOMEN, not to a bias male pov. I am a full time employee of my local government. I take training courses such as first aid, handling and lifting and fire marshal. I was taught by medical professionals such as Paramedics, Firemen and Red Cross First Aid Specialists that pregnant women cannot lift anything that is heavy, run that fast or perform first aid. This is to do with the weight of the child they bare, they can't reach to far in front, bend down and mostly have to lean back slightly while they walk. So if they can't do any of that please explain to me how they can fight? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragoonCrow 346 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I am a full time employee of my local government. I take training courses such as first aid, handling and lifting and fire marshal. I was taught by medical professionals such as paramedics, firemen and Red Cross First Aid Specialists that pregnant women cannot lift anything that is heavy, run that fast or perform first aid. This is to do with the weight of the child they bare, they can't reach to far in front, bend down and mostly have to lean back slightly while they walk. So if they can't do any of that please explain to me how they can fight? He is right, we went through some sex courses in school, and a girl asked if she could continue running or do any heavy-weight work. The guy said no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted March 22, 2014 This is fantasy and people run around in plate armor. Pregnant women can fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466 Share Posted March 22, 2014 This is fantasy and people run around in plate armor. Pregnant women can fight. Because you can run in plate armour, its entirely possible. But Pregnant women fighting and winning is not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
argonian 14254 Share Posted March 22, 2014 This is fantasy and people run around in plate armor. Pregnant women can fight. She was talking about real life and gave real life examples. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Share Posted March 22, 2014 This is fantasy and people run around in plate armor. Pregnant women can fight. Fantasy=/= people can do whatever they please. And pregnant women CAN fight. It's just very very unlikely they'd win. But I suppose that'd be situational. Like, a pregnant Orc fighting a Hobbit. That would make sense for them winning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Because you can run in plate armour, its entirely possible. But Pregnant women fighting and winning is not. She was talking about real life and gave real life examples. Fantasy=/= people can do whatever they please. And pregnant women CAN fight. It's just very very unlikely they'd win. But I suppose that'd be situational. Like, a pregnant Orc fighting a Hobbit. That would make sense for them winning. --> the point --> your head If people powergame so often, especially with magic and armor and things that give them an unfair advantage, why can't others powergame to counteract a disadvantage (albeit unfairly)? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466 Share Posted March 23, 2014 --> the point --> your head If people powergame so often, especially with magic and armor and things that give them an unfair advantage, why can't others powergame to counteract a disadvantage (albeit unfairly)? Its not powergaming to run with plate armour on because its not unrealistic as it can be done in real life. However a pregnant woman fighting and winning? Thats just ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted March 23, 2014 HERESY Clearly though doth not realize how halfling children are made. First the halfling mother and father eat and drink the best foods and ales. Then they make love. Then they take a magical seed, go into a pumpkin patch under the full moon of Knox. And plant it. After 9 months the halfling baby crawls out of the pumpkin and a great festival is thrown. Actually this is truth please make small halfling section please. Lorik: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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