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........I'm 22, and I've seen 90% of my female friends go throught their pregancy.  And yes Sunshine and a few others did beat their husbands and boyfriends senseless.  

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........I'm 22, and I've seen 90% of my female friends go throught their pregancy.  And yes Sunshine and a few others did beat their husbands and boyfriends senseless.  

Your female friends beat an orc, or a medieval man senseless? well i never

 

hey my name isnt sunshine thats rude!

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I'm talking real life -_- idiot.

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YES. YOUR FRIENDS LET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS/WIVES ATTACK THEM. A MEDIEVAL MAN, OR AN ORC, WOULD BEAT SAID WOMAN SENSELESS, AND LIKELY KILL HER.

 

You proved my own point. LOTC is not reality, 'Sunshine'.

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........I'm 22, and I've seen 90% of my female friends go throught their pregancy.  And yes Sunshine and a few others did beat their husbands and boyfriends senseless.  

I'M CALLING THE COPS. THAT'S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE MA'AM.

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Sunshine is a name of someone -_-

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Believe it nor, Sha, these days, you can get arrested if you take a swing back. They most likely just endured it, for the sake of their child and wife/partner, not because of any sort of boost because of pregnancy, but simply because they endured. Your arguments are bad, and you should feel bad. Please remove the stupid from the vicinity.

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I think it is time for someone to form a guild dedicated to defeating the raging pregnant women. They can arm themselves with Clubs and Shovels then go play Pinata with the insane's stomach, for if they are this crazy while pregnant their child must be Iblees reincarnated. Spread the Word!

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Guys why is no one taking into account instincts?

Yes in a fight a pregnant woman would risk losing the baby if the other party were to attack her back.

However a key point I would just like to leave here.

If in danger, pregnant women naturally try to protect their stomach regions. If punched at they will automatically attempt to block it from hitting an area that hurts the baby. A mother's instincts to keep their child safe are incredibly strong. Most pregnant women would run from a brawl if it looked dangerous for their child but if they had no choice then yes instincts could make them a fierce opponent. Think mama grizzly bear when you touch her cub.

 

Anyways tho I'd love to see Kha info added to this post (as of me writing this I didn't see any and they are my favorite race). And I agree with Ouity that you make elves sound a bit /too/ fragile.

 

Btw little edit before anyone asks how I know this stuff. I have been around multiple pregnant women and was actually pregnant myself at one point. So yes I know what I am talking about, and yes at one point I did have someone punch at my stomach and without even thinking about it I managed to stop them from hitting me. Instincts are a magical thing.

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Guys why is no one taking into account instincts?

Yes in a fight a pregnant woman would risk losing the baby if the other party were to attack her back.

However a key point I would just like to leave here.

If in danger, pregnant women naturally try to protect their stomach regions. If punched at they will automatically attempt to block it from hitting an area that hurts the baby. A mother's instincts to keep their child safe are incredibly strong. Most pregnant women would run from a brawl if it looked dangerous for their child but if they had no choice then yes instincts could make them a fierce opponent. Think mama grizzly bear when you touch her cub.

 

Anyways tho I'd love to see Kha info added to this post (as of me writing this I didn't see any and they are my favorite race). And I agree with Ouity that you make elves sound a bit /too/ fragile.

 

Btw little edit before anyone asks how I know this stuff. I have been around multiple pregnant women and was actually pregnant myself at one point. So yes I know what I am talking about, and yes at one point I did have someone punch at my stomach and without even thinking about it I managed to stop them from hitting me. Instincts are a magical thing.

Well, there is a difference between protective instincts, and picking a fight with everyone you see.

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The young Rhod name of Artyom was walking around in Kalos once with his crew. He heard the cries of pregnancy from some weird manor besides him. They listened to the drama of a female child being born (dad mad) and someone threw the placenta out the window, which a goblin came up and ate.

 

8/10 guide, it's o.k.

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Keep up the good work, bud.

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