[War] Dwarven Surrender Terms

[John Ivory 4547]

A letter is written to Grand King Wulfgar Grandaxe of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

 

To Grand King Wulfgar Grandaxe of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan,

 

With the decimation of your forces and the surrender of many more, we the Holy Kingdom of Oren will write out to you our terms of surrender for you and your nation. At this very moment your soldiers perish and your citizens panic. The Holy Kingdom of Oren grows in numbers daily, as even the most mentally deficient of men and women come to our side, understanding who will succeed.

 

However, we the Orenians are not savages. We understand moral concepts and fully know that warfare in itself is an act of horrid inhumanity. In an efforts to put a stop to the war, we now will accept your surrender under the following terms...

 

- The Grand Kingdom of Urguan surrenders the land of the town of Redpoint (Valles) to the Holy Kingdom of Oren

- The Grand Kingdom of Urguan surrenders 25,000 Minas to the Holy Kingdom of Oren

- The Grand Kingdom splinters all defensive treaties and alliances it currently has (Orcish Defensive Pact, Treaty of Zion,) and forever more remains neutral in the conflict at hand

- The Grand Kingdom of Urguan strips all titles from Zahrer Irongrinder

 

Eagerly waiting reply,

Lord Chancellor Wilfriche Buron

[Knox213 10]

nods in agreement.

[Jachnun 566]

 

- The Grand Kingdom of Urguan strips all titles from Zahrer Irongrinder

 

 

Bran grins. 

[Hiebe 2493]

Hiebe Irongut laugh when the terms come. 

 

"Une battle nae decides da war. Dem younglins understand su little"

[aron. 427]

Leonidas takes his tinfoil hat from his head, and holds it against his chest.

[Lago 2572]

Braidek takes the letter from the courier at delivers it directly to the Grand King, still sealed. (meaning nobody responds to it before Zezimus does)

[Naj 545]

*Laughs as he continues to sharpen his sword*

"T'ey t'ink t'ey 'ave won, t'is be onleh' gutting' started"

[Vanir 693]

Decterum Vindicator Ser Abner Rahl nods as he hears of the terms being sent off. He terms and looks to the Lord Marshal. "They'd be wise to accept them. They declared war on us in Anthos and we took the land up to their city. If they don't pull out of the war, it'll happen to them again, except we won't stop there."

[Devland99 180]

*Begins laughing*

"I love how they think they won."

[Vanir 693]

Decterum Vindicator Ser Abner Rahl nods as he hears of the terms being sent off. He terms and looks to the Lord Marshal. "They'd be wise to accept them. They declared war on us in Anthos and we took the land up to their city. If they don't pull out of the war, it'll happen to them again, except we won't stop there."

[seannie 7443]

there's nothing stopping us from invading further into dwarf land now that we aren't in Anthos

[Josh3738 3137]

The Orenian messenger is sent back from the border with lollipops and some apple juice. Lord Protector Zahrer is given the note from one of his legionnaires. He promptly uses the paper as wrapping paper, using it to enclose a lollipop laced with alchemist fire for the King Heinrik. :D

[Cracker 4570]

 

The Orenian messenger is sent back from the border with lollipops and and some apple juice. Lord Protector Zahrer is given the note from one of his legionnaires. He promptly uses the paper as wrapping paper, using it to enclose a lollipop laced with alchemist fire for the King Heinrik. :D

 

 

Balthar Blackaxe shouts

 

"Our Lord Protector is sittin' round lickin' bleedin' fuckin' lollies while we out t'ere losing our war! Maybe t'ese humans gut eh point in replacin' this ninny"

[seannie 7443]

 

The Orenian messenger is sent back from the border with lollipops and some apple juice. Lord Protector Zahrer is given the note from one of his legionnaires. He promptly uses the paper as wrapping paper, using it to enclose a lollipop laced with alchemist fire for the King Heinrik. :D

 

definition of edgy -.- ))

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

 

The Orenian messenger is sent back from the border with lollipops and some apple juice. Lord Protector Zahrer is given the note from one of his legionnaires. He promptly uses the paper as wrapping paper, using it to enclose a lollipop laced with alchemist fire for the King Heinrik. :D

 

Heinrik's bastard child, Georgi, would find the lollipop wrapped in paper. He would take it, beginning to suck on the tasty treat before bursting into flames and dying.