Threat To The Oren Nobility

[Helvetius 314]

*Posters are pinned in the Oren Empire along the roads*

 

"People of Oren. Pay the Red Tide 4,000 minas to keep your nobility safe from harm for one elven month or we, as an organization spreading from Alras to Oren, will target your nobles directly. We will rip the Creator's Blessing from their bodies and cut their fingers so that they may never hold a blade nor quill again. Should no payment be received we will act upon our words. If you are infact interested in this deal, we will then send a sole man to collect."

[dank 413]

"Who are you, again?"

[mmat 7460]

"We'll just kill them all beforehand. No worries."

[Temp 2006]

"Who are you, again?"

Nods, looking to the apperant 'threat,' "I've the same question.

Then again.. I don't think I'll extend ear to a group with lesser numbers than the 'Snelves.'"

[Samson Option 9652]

Theodosius rolls his eyes, a dour grimace worn on his face.

 

[Abeam 511]

*Randall Maplewood peers at the posters, unable to read.

 

 

"Oi' loik' thah' way thah' lettah's' ahh' green!"

[Anawkin 247]

"Dear creator.." Pierre sighs, moving to grab his sword.

[Rhia 936]

Caterina Horen sees the poster and raises her brow, finding the threat deeply amusing. She promptly heads home and speaks with the maid. 

She pulls the maid aside and speaks with her in whispers...The maid gives her a puzzled look but nods and hurries off in confusion. In the morning the maid brings the contents of every chamber pot in the house and sets it just outside the noble district in the capital city.

 

Caterina wakes and heads to the market to take in the air, as she passes the pot she tosses a few mina in. 

 

She smirks "Come and get it." and goes about her day.

 

[Helvetius 314]

Rand opens up a scroll, reading it thoroughly before speaking.

 

"Well while these fools 'round muttering, some of the nobility are willing to pay separate funds to keep their households safe. Send this Noble Household our approval of their offered sum."

 

A member of the Red Tide walks out of the hideout to meet with the noble house who sent the private letter.

[Devland99 180]

Adarin Chuckles with his patrol

"You and what army?"

[Proddy 2415]

Leonitius hears of this, spluttering up some wine he was drinking and going into a laughing fit. So much is his hysteria, that he pisses himself in his drunken state and very nearly chokes on his drink.

[Jachnun 566]

Haskel known as the "Red Tide" slayer! Shall now go hunt this monster! 

[bungo 3965]

Yuri has his greatest ally Ivaylo's elderly grandmother read the message.  Once it is finished being read, the two erupt into laughter as Yuri begins to say:

 

"Hahahaha!  What say you we spit in eye of chicken and send to as message of great might of the Yuri-Ivaylo alliance that cannot be defeat!"

[Heff 2460]

Fumble uses the red tide letters as toilet paper.

[Anderssn 1115]

Daren smirks slightly after reading the post.