Bring Back Brothels

[Ford 1996]

I suggest we bring back brothels and I have 10 reasons why

1. I, as well as others, miss that sweet pixel booty that you just can't get in real life.

2. It was an RP hub back in Kalos/Elysium and brought some good tavern/spicy rp.

3. I miss ftb I could just pay for ;(

4. nice place for soldiers to hang out before or after a battle or when on break

5. funny inappropriate role play :)

6. Using the transitive property, if pixelated girls ftb with someones pixelated character, then that character will gain higher self esteem which means irl guy will get higher self esteem. actually I thinks that's substitution.

7. people can finally role play STDs/STI's

8. sweet Jesus the ftb...whooh momma...

9. brothel owners have to do background checks of brothel wenches(not in debt, no children, no diseases, as well as a good grip of cyber rules on server and test of role play)

10. give me a reason why this wouldn't work hah yeah you can't thought so

11. role playing a pimp is baller and minas income is stronk

what say you lotc community? Gms?

this is a joke

[Areon 947]

Leave it to Ford to want to be a pimp.

 

[Cooonie 55]

Lol, honestly, this is a good idea and all..

but first of all, you put  this in the 'off topic' section you little troll.

 

Second of all, no one

i mean no one

can't have no brothels without me.

 

so don't leave me out, keep pimping fordbooty.

 

+1 omgod so good

              +1                    +1

+1

[Nekkore 641]

+1

You deserve it. You had the guts to say what has been missing in LoTC. :P

[Samoblivion 532]

Nice idea atmospherically, as well as good for creating RP opportunities, but in execution it will almost always devolve into something poor. Sadly an idea that must remain confined to the abyss.

[Jchizz 115]

yh heer take mi rep +420

 

Edit: Look at all the people who didn't read the spoiler!

[Bucky_24 132]

Brothels or Riot?

[Areon 947]

this is a joke

To anyone who missed this other than the few people who obviously didn't.

[Praetor 1550]

 

 

Sasha Grey approves

 

[hearth_ 1023]

I can't tell if you're being serious due to.. the multiple mentions of the amazing FTB and pixel booty. Sooo, if you are being serious  I'll respond with a serious opionion.

 

I do not think brothel's should be brought back and I'll give you ten reasons why.

 

1. If you can't get the booty IRL, don't come onto a Minecraft server to try and get it.. 

 

2. Yeah, it was an RP hub, yet it seemed a bit obnoxious in Abresi to be in combat in the main square hearing "AWWW YISSSS" Etc.

 

3. Eh, prostitution wasn't allowed... That was in the old rules, methinks.

 

4. Soldiers should just go to a bar, you don't need to get your jollies excited before charging into gore. Bit ridiculous.

 

5. Degrading roleplay as well sometimes.

 

6. Can't you just... Feel better about yourself without three letters? Really? How does this turn a guy on. "kisses him as she would FTB". Like what.

 

7. You can't RP STD's on the server. Like, at all. Seeing nudity isn't allowed .-.

 

8. Ah yis, the FTB for the people who can't work for it :3

 

9. I guess if brothel owners had to have background checks?...

 

10. It wouldn't work because it would degrade and spam the community with more brothel's and cybering incidents.

 

11. You said ten, damnit.

 

 

[Edit] JUST FOUND THE GOD FORSAKEN SPOILER

[monkeypoacher 8055]

I wish that this wasn't a joke because I want my ***** money back.

[hearth_ 1023]

I wish that this wasn't a joke because I want my ***** money back.

Didn't you own a brothel in Abresi?

[Nekkore 641]

 

 

 

[Edit] JUST FOUND THE GOD FORSAKEN SPOILER

 

And you wrote A LOT. XD

 

[DISCOLIQUID 2702]

-1.

I don't even need to explain why, but I will.

Brothels ruin family values!

[hearth_ 1023]

 

 

 

 

And you wrote A LOT. XD

 

 

There goes 15 minutes of my life..