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How To Smith With The New System

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How to be a Blacksmith using the new system:

Start smithing a full suit of iron armor.

Go watch a movie.

Repeat until you have enough armor for an army.

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How to make bread.

Put dough in water pot.

Go make an IRL sandwich.

Collect bread.

Repeat.

 

10/10 accurately represents how I make bread with nexus

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How to make a sign

 

1.) Hit crafting button

2.) Stare at your computer screen for TWO MINUTES.

3.) Collect sign and post vulgar message.

 

I love Nexus.

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How to Blacksmith with the new system; Lark Edition

 

Step 1) Choose your metalworking craft

Step 2) ???

Step 3) Play League or Dota while you wait

Step 4) Profit

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Smithing without nexus

1. Make Sword Shape.

2. Profit.

 

Eh. Nexus is better.

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How to Craft Items For The Halfling Community ;

-Find teh stack of crafting tables, couldrons, tinker tables, tanner rack, etc. 

-Put in what you wanna make

-Go watch youtube videos, completely forgetting about the game

-Return 15 mintues later

-???

-Profit

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If only this server specialized in some kind of activity you could do while waiting for skills to finish :(

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If only this server specialized in some kind of activity you could do while waiting for skills to finish :(

You've won it.

You are the Lord of the Craft.

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If only this server specialized in some kind of activity you could do while waiting for skills to finish :(

 

Are you a wizard

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Steps to making armor on LoTC:

 

1) Start crafting the armor set

2) Go **** some broad

3) Be pissed that the server restarted while you were *******

4) Repeat

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