Pinsir99 526 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Almost a year ago, this was posted in Delver chat. Many are still scarred from reading it. The Dead Stranger The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Art strode along the path, making for Crafty Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Colorful Blender, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ear. A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her manly llama just in time to face the iridescent man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled. The man struck slowly, and Art barely raised her llama to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict. At last, Art found herself forced to one knee, the man's llama pressed to her stinky nose. "I am Smoke of Crafty Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Colorful Blender. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a tornado." But Art had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her llama with a twist, overpowered Smoke and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Art said, looking down upon him. Smoke's hair shimmered like a monkey throwing feces. "I have underestimated you, Art. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more." Art's desire was enflamed. Her nose throbbed and all her thoughts were to lick Smoke like a Celebi. Art caressed Smoke's Happy hair and he responded. They came together magically, and their joining was as feminine as their battle, and also much louder. "Ah, my sweet egg!" Art groaned and licked Smoke as slowly as she could. "Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?" "Oh," Art said. "That's where I put the Colorful Blender for safekeeping. Sorry." When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Horrifically on the grass, forgetful of all but their purple love. "We will stay together forever," Smoke said, and they began all over again. And so it was that the Wizard Ear never got the Colorful Blender and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out. I'm sorry Leo :) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Times were hard for us delvers in August 2013...we all did what we had to to get by... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quavinir_Twiceborn 1050 Share Posted August 12, 2014 ... That was-- Wow... I will never be happy again... Until the sequel comes out. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Evocation 3728 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I have lost my ability to even. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuyose 3285 Share Posted August 12, 2014 P-Please no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17580 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Hahahahahaha. I remember that, lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted August 12, 2014 wut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
๖ۣۜ§osa (E.G.I.E.) 520 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'm so odd because I can't even right now.. When's the sequel? I want to be happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkelos 1027 Share Posted August 12, 2014 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse 324 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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