Undead Fortress Discovered

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

((Posters have been nailed to noticeboards in every nation capital, and one to the front gate of the undead fortress.))

 

 

((Flip the page?))

[Lima 774]

"Weh literally had ah sneak attack planned with the ascended while te' enemy unaware weh knew te' location...And you go and tell 'em weh know te' location."

"This is why people think te' order 'es stupid, te' leak information." Says a dwarf.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"There's always some stupid reason why it won't be that easy."

Mutters Art, who knows how stuff like this works after long years of weary repitition.

[Kardel 1054]

Kardel thinks Lori just ruined the sneak attack further.

[Tentoa 3161]

"...Yes please, post this on public notice boards, making direct threats so they can bolster defenses. instead of bringing it to the nation leaders so this won't get out. Apparently an ANGUEL DOESN'T ****ING MAKE YOU ANY SMARTER!" Malineer roars, kicking over his chair.

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

Meanwhile in Heial's secret lair...

 

 

Heial taps his pipe against his ashtray, "Why did we lose Aegis? Because nobody ever bothered taking initiative. Everyone always played defense. Kramoroe, Alk'hazar, Snowy Fields, Urguan, the list goes on and on. It was the same bloody mess when the Scourge tried to take over the world too. Leanniel, Luminaire, that one elven city that was really cool for like a week but then everyone gave up on because it kept getting raided."

 

Heial spins his tassle around, "No sireee bob, we gotta grab the bull by the horns this time around. No dillydallying. Nip this thing in the bud by doing the exact opposite thing we did in the past. Burn 'em like a dark elf heretic in Oren, take the offensive, let 'em know we mean business."

 

He then proceeds to blow bubbles out of his pipe.

[Blundermore 2741]

*Wonders how many people staring at these posters actually know what they're on about when they say they can plan a sneak attack against an Undead fortress... Distinctly remembering that such attempts during the Second great war of Aegis were futile. He then realises that not many veterans of those wars remain, and decides to move on heading to Oren, with great haste in his step and purpose on his lips. 

[AlmondTree 418]

 

"Weh literally had ah sneak attack planned with the ascended while te' enemy unaware weh knew te' location...And you go and tell 'em weh know te' location."

"This is why people think te' order 'es stupid, te' leak information." Says a dwarf.

 

 

"An now thes fockin lad spoil'd tha suprise attack, wha ah stupi' feck caus tha infermation wasen' public.." Says a dwarf.

[Lark 2227]

Avgust immediately begins to prepare. "So it has begun.."

[Lima 774]

Lori feels they missed the joke...

The plan was ruined as soon as the undead knew we knew it was there.

[Zarsies 6795]

A blanched, paled hand tears off the page stuck to the Undead fortress, letting the sheet slip from its grasp and wander on down through the heated air, plummeting into a nearby pool of churning magma.

[Dromui 755]

Skale kinda just wanders around, looking for this fortress as he's interested.

[Lark 2227]

Avgust stands in his workshop, admiring a large hulking piece of human engineering. "Wait till the Undead get a load of this.."

[Sky 0]

Virak wonders how an orb had the ability to write, let alone threaten.

[Lark 2227]

Virak wonders how an orb had the ability to write, let alone threaten.

The following words flow into Virak's thought process as if to respond to the thought, "Magic. Mech Suit. Telekinesis. Ender Pearl Chef"