Throw The High Elf Down The Well

[hellfiazz 879]

"Duh Kri'Dagul am nub fret. Pulariz wull kumply ur Pulariz wull fohl. Urukim agh Gazatim, u strigz!"

[SonOfAragorn 7]

Count Amondir recieves the scroll from the scouts "Hm. Interesting," he sais raising a brow as he reads over the document. He would shake his head after finishing reading "So many wars. Should the races not be focusing on the betrayer, whom has been unleashed? Why must they continue fighting one another." Count Amondir pins the scroll up in his office, and begans writing a message back to King Fimlin and Rex Rusk'dom

 

[!] The following letter is delivered to the leader/leaders of the orc and dwarf nations by a great hawk......

 

           This war, do you not think it to be a distraction from the true issue at hand? The betrayer, Iblees himself, has been unleashed. The races should be focusing on preparing to battle him yet again and to defeat him. We should not be wasting our time on eachother. As for your particular problem with us, well, I was not aware that you couldn't get to the Northern Wilds. The walls of Polaris only extend so far, and they take up not but a small piece of the Wilds. I would've assumed that you people would be clever enough to go around the walls. However, if you want passage under or through the city that is fine, we can manage to work that out. Through the city would be useless, as the city is atop a mountain-face. Under the city can be easily worked out. As for your other terms of peace, a defensive pact sounds to be a good idea. We have fought together with you in the past, assisting in whatever battles you may have had. Most recently we helped the dwarves reclaim their great city. Any land that is nearby Polaris or "vassalized" by it which is not currently inhabited, this being all the lands aside from the city of Polaris itself that I can think of, are most certainly open for the dwarves and orcs to divide amongst themselves. And it does seem quite reasonable that Polaris will not recieve taxation. I would ask that you reconsider your war, for it is a useless battle and a distraction from the true issue at hand.

 

                                  -Sincerely,

                             Amondir Chrometracker

[L0rdLawyer 2272]

Hu-din beats the crap out of Shreck till he reads the message for him. "Da hugh twiggehz muzt puy fur dar crumez! DUWN WUTH DA HUGH TWIGGEHZ!"

[Heff 2460]

Brennen scratches his head, realizing that the wars are only happening because the Undead arent giving us a threat to unify for. 

[Birdnerdy 1539]

*Ecthallion would cheer

 

"Down with Polaris!"

[Lima 774]

A dwarven lord seems to plot his pen, waiting for a national response from Polaris while he looks to the prestigious leaders of Krugmar and Urguan. He speaks up a some, however, in response to a list of public outcries expressed over the world.

"Polaris was no where to be seen in the war with the Undead, or the Ironborn. Their most recent battle was not the taking of our capital but a failed assault against Aesterwald in which they disgraced their vows to their parent state, and frankly the one high elf who spoke should probably go plow himself via jumping buttock first from eight thousand feet onto a church spire."

[Zhulik 3559]

"Lets burn zhem!"

[Kardel 1054]

Kardel privately visits Grand King Fimlin grandaxe, and begins urging him to declare war on Polaris.

 

"Me liege. . .dey be jos loike da snelves bot werse! Dey be werkin' under our eyes, benifiting frum our benefit! Dey be robbin' eur economy slowly an' deir hideous walls an' city make traveling loike da nedder! We can greatly benefit frum dis. Boi tearin' doun deir walls, we can 'ave all da masoned stone we want! We can also 'ave un easy passage en da woilds controlled partially boi us. Polaris must go. . .Yemekarr wills it!"

 

Kardel then goes to explain the same thing to all the dwarves in Karaad as well. "Yemekarr wills it!"

 

[Narthok 10416]

A dwarven lord seems to plot his pen, waiting for a national response from Polaris while he looks to the prestigious leaders of Krugmar and Urguan. He speaks up a some, however, in response to a list of public outcries expressed over the world.

"Polaris was no where to be seen in the war with the Undead, or the Ironborn. Their most recent battle was not the taking of our capital but a failed assault against Aesterwald in which they disgraced their vows to their parent state, and frankly the one high elf who spoke should probably go plow himself via jumping buttock first from eight thousand feet onto a church spire."

*sips tea having already sent a response

[W4hammer 1]

After listening to Kardel's explanation Gorim answers "if it's in'eed the Yemekarr's will, We shaall take polaris!" Gorim tells his brother to start crafting some new weapons for war
 

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath actually just wants that castle for... reasons?

[SonOfAragorn 7]

A dwarven lord seems to plot his pen, waiting for a national response from Polaris while he looks to the prestigious leaders of Krugmar and Urguan. He speaks up a some, however, in response to a list of public outcries expressed over the world.

"Polaris was no where to be seen in the war with the Undead, or the Ironborn. Their most recent battle was not the taking of our capital but a failed assault against Aesterwald in which they disgraced their vows to their parent state, and frankly the one high elf who spoke should probably go plow himself via jumping buttock first from eight thousand feet onto a church spire."

 

Count Amondir sips tea with the duke having already sent a response as well, slightly angered by the dwarf's comment and curious as to why everyone hate's all high elves. "Why, they are all more racist than the high elves themselves! Considering all high elves to be horrid based upon the actions of few," he mumbles to himself

[Adran 10]

Adran passes by one of the notices. "Hmm...perhaps it would be prudent to...stay away from Polaris for a while," he muses. "Discretion, as they say, is the better part of valor." He begins to walk quickly back the way he came. "I do wish, though, that people would stop confusing me with the high elves. It's like they've never heard of the Mali'Fenn before."

[James 425]

*Ritz'Dom can he heard by one of the notices yelling* "MI KLOMP FIR KRUG!!!!"

[Glyc 234]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.