A Gobo's Stroll To The Plateau

[Dreek 1633]

 A goblin is seen approaching the High Elven Plateau, headed towards the front gate. As he gets closer, he starts to straighten up and walks with a proud gaunt, almost arrogantly. When he reaches the gate however, he slows his pace and moves his hand towards the gate guard, offering him the letter, saying, “Diz am frum da Rex ob da War Natiun, he am gid diz tu latz leyduh. Latz er latz leyduh am tu return id.” With this, the goblin retreats away from the city, returning to the arid deserts.

“Albai, diz am Rex Lurtz’Gorkil ob War Natiun.

 

Latz hab dizhunured da Urukz agh latz hab uzed albai bandidz tu klomp agh flat mi bruddahz. Diz am nub hozh fur latz. Latz kyn am tu blayme fer deze offenzzez, agh mi wun retrybutiun. Diz am mi Termz.

Gib Rex ob War Natiun Dub(2) Ztackz ob Irun Blockz.

Gib Rex ob War Natiun azh ob latz leyduhz er officerz tu tayke da punizhment fer deze offenzez.

Ib latz nub compli, wi am kruzh latz. Ib latz du, latz actiunz am repayed, agh wi am hozh agen.

Mi expect latz tu gib termz en Dub Elvie deyz(2 IRL Days).

Diz am end ob termz agh ledder.”

High Elves, this is Rex Lurtz’Gorkil of War Nation.

You have dishonored the Orcs and you have used high elf bandits to fight and kill my brothers. This is not good for you. Your kin are to blame for this, and I want retribution. These are my terms.

Giv the Rex of the War Nation two stacks of Iron Blocks.

Give the Rex of the War Nation one of yuor leaders or officers so he may face the punishment for these offenses.

Ib you don’t comply, we will crush you. If you do, your actions are repaired, and we are good again. I expect you to give what I’ve asked for within Two Elven Days.

This is the end of terms and letter.

[Heff 2460]

Fumble senses the high elves are going to get stomped.

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik waits patiently for the response, the prospect of war exciting him. 

[Mizu/Uzim 694]

Urim sits in the arena stands hearing the news before letting the wardrums play as he lets out warchants along side his brothers. He moves over to Cleetus and Clydes den where they saty in their newly home before he speaks. "Cleetus agh Clyde id iz tyme."

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[Travista 1361]

"Skah'n ablia kuhntz, dunt dey gruk nub tew mezz wif duh mazta rayze?" Shreck'Dom says, pure truth flowing from his lips

 

 

 

 

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[Dakirennis 959]

Gorgron raises his axe high as he roars. "Waaaaaaaaagh!"

[Nug 2011]

Deja watches the orcs and their Rex state their demands from the road, raising a brow with a low laugh. "How do dey think dey gonnuh get through da walls?"

[Tirenas 677]

"Serves tha' fockin' 'igh Elves roight fer doin' t'ose 'orrible t'ings 'ta tha' Forest Elves." Uldar says upon hearing of it, nodding his head in agreement to the Rex's actions.

[ℤ∃ʁ∅ 823]

Ramza looks to the caged mushroom cow from across the road looking to his new neighbors. "Neat...."

[Man of Respect 5471]

Deja watches the orcs and their Rex state their demands from the road, raising a brow with a low laugh. "How do dey think dey gonnuh get through da walls?"

A bunch of orcs can be seen setting a trebuchet by the elven gates.

[Sky 0]

Lyrell would think openly to the nearest high elf.

 

"I wonder if the Uruk would ally us against the cursed cihi of elmali'ame if we give in to this tribute." 

[L0rdLawyer 2272]

Hu-din and his olog and goblin army begin to start moving all the siege weaponry to a hidden location. A gobo walks up to Hu-din and speaks, "Wi huv uvrithung. Dar uz uvrithung ruddi, da gurds wull ztuy heer und gurd."

[Jonificus 2741]

Wun stares up at the gates in the middle of the night, not exactly a pleasant sight for the guards. But luckily for the guards, the olog is soon distracted by a flock of birds passing by and stomps after them.

[Dreek 1633]

Lyrell would think openly to the nearest high elf.

 

"I wonder if the Uruk would ally us against the cursed cihi of elmali'ame if we give in to this tribute." 

Lurtz thinks to himself, outloud of course"Meybi mi wuud nub gid invulv'd wid da waagh betwiin elviez ib mi hab tribut."

[lawnmowerman 3040]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!" Kraaho roars a mighty roar.