Urahra 5781 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Hello, elf peoples! Let me introduce you to Pern. This is Pern. She is a wandering fortune teller / filthy hobo. She used to live under the elf docks in Anthos in a shack made out of driftwood and bits of rope that she found. Pern smells like sweat and garbage. She likes to lie around in trees and smoke terrible cigars. She also occasionally tells dubiously-accurate fortunes with her deck of magical cards. You clearly want this person stinking up your city. Give Pern a cozy trash bin to live in? Y/N Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted April 5, 2015 nein elfen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPT 771 Share Posted April 5, 2015 You make me want to find a trash bin. Can I make a Trash bin at DK base Vardak? CAN I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop 365 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Salvus is where all the farfolks live. You'll fit in perfectly. But in all seriousness we always are looking for more shady/weird people to run odd businesses in Leone (Salvus' capital) down south. Always fun RP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaLulu 1783 Share Posted April 5, 2015 my hobo senses are tingling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2524 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Potato. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Stigwig 1510 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Leuvaarden has plenty of hovels open to good God fearing people! I mean, who actually wants to live in an elven city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted April 5, 2015 All elfs return to the motherland...we'll find you a tree to sleep under. (Also, Cerulin just got a makeover and looks much better now.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leric 1097 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Live in Cerulin! You can get your own trashdump thingy to live in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaiKamikaze 652 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Dumpster... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithradites 1168 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Well, she's a wood elf... plenty of stinky, grassy spots to sleep in at the Cerulin. If no-where can be found, there's a nice, abandoned cave-camp in the caves above it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ Fiend ~ 611 Share Posted April 5, 2015 The Spring Grove has lots of piles of leaves in which a "sleeping" body could be concealed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero 4092 Share Posted April 5, 2015 All elfs return to the motherland...we'll find you a tree to sleep under. (Also, Cerulin just got a makeover and looks much better now.) Don't you mean Malinor? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Don't you mean Malinor? Think of what productive things you -could- have accomplished in the time you took to create this meme 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supremacy 3361 Share Posted April 5, 2015 By means mysterious a playing card, an Ace of Hearts finds its way into Pern's pocket. The card is inscribed with a glowing crimson text of eldritch origin. A home that ye' seek? A home ye' shall have. A tale of mysteries begin. For long ago in realms long past did mages and the eldritch arts slumber. But with a flash of light the void did burn and the arcane sept into the world. Tis' now the Crimson Heart doth grow, uniting mage o' the realm afar. Tis' there perhaps ye' might make yer' home. For we have no lofty morals. A guild o' spellswords, sellswords, scholars and magi. A guild o' the suit of Hearts. A fortune teller's dream. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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