MRW Urguan is Murica

[Dtrik 330]

 

Urguan is America

Okay so whenever I bring up Urguan being a replica of America, the dwarves attempt to deny it. Fam, it is like an exact replica, here is why.

• The ARTICLES of Urguan oddly resembles The Articles of Confederation
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan supports every rebellion in existence
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan always over stretches its boundaries
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan always has protectorates
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan has a mf senate
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan has been at war for most of its existence
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan is heavily militarized
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan gives second rate citizenship to non-dwarves
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan dislikes non-dwarves in their boarders
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan discontinued slavery
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan had a war on drugs
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan is proud of its beer
• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan is overly patriotic

 

The only thing that stops Urguan from being completely like America is

• Colored dwarves know their dads (but not their moms)
• Urguan's industry is pathetic
• Urguan never wins wars

 I held in a fart the entire time

 

[Space 2335]

you used the word fam unironically

-1

[zaezae 1098]

This is bait.

[Dizzy771 900]

Gonna be honest, who cares? 

[Dreek 1633]

why

[Parkins 550]

ok

[rathat 868]

 

 

[rathat 868]

 

• Colored dwarves know their dads (but not their moms)
• Urguan's industry is pathetic
• Urguan never wins wars

1. Dwarf women don't exist lol

(jk anyone can say Ameg and it will be fine)

2. Lies.

3. :(

[Heff 2460]

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

good meme friend

[Snake Plissken 637]

 

• The Grand Kingdom of Urguan is proud of its beer

>america
>beer
 

lol

[Fireheart 2777]

The only thing that stops Urguan from being completely like America is

• Colored dwarves know their dads (but not their moms)
• Urguan's industry is pathetic
• Urguan never wins wars

The end part sells it. 10/10

[Aislin 4354]

this is why memes are banned die 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.