ryno2 1285 Share Posted July 19, 2016 To the pig-******* menagerie of Orenian Dukes, Nobles, ***** Duchess’, and myriad other nameless individuals with meaningless titles: Your precious Crown Prince, John Owyn, presently (or perhaps formerly) Regent to the ‘Holy’ Orenian Empire in John Sigismund (the cowardly)’s stead, has for the past Elven day been fed rotten grapes of the Axis vine - being that said grapes were too wrinkled and worm-filled for our swines’ slop -, quenched his thirst with water from the drain after scurrying butchers and scullery maids have washed their hands in it (I bid you take a guess as to what was washed from their hands), and following a hard day’s work breaking pickaxe after pickaxe upon rocks in the quarry (this is occurring while children laugh and sling clumps of hot iron slag from the blacksmith’s forge against him) sleeps on a bed of damp straw in the wet, cool depths of the castle midden. While I would agree that his accommodations have been more than suitable for a man of his position and heritage, I would be remiss to not offer to his underlings a ransom for his return (as is the nature of these things) to an existence which, it can be safely said, we rescued him from. A pittance to the Empire, but the spare change would be convenient to us: 100,000 Standard Minas Payable to the gate guard of the Bone Fort within one week of this letter being sent. Your betters, The Southern Axis Powers 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir 693 Share Posted July 19, 2016 "Nah." Says Lyov 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted July 19, 2016 "I ******* hate Oren." says Vitallius as a joke before penning a letter to the mighty Axis powers. It reads. "This is getting a bit too despicable." Signed, Count of Lewes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted July 19, 2016 "Please **** off back off to whatever hole you came out of." Says Thomas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfamousGerman 1553 Share Posted July 19, 2016 "Wonder if they'll conscript carpets to fight for them...?" Fiske remarks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdnerdy 1539 Share Posted July 19, 2016 "**** Oren man." says Osgod, a feeble stab at communication. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pureimp10 5691 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Lukas would smoke some green in his pipe, reading the declaration as he calls out, "**** Oren, man." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzazul 2815 Share Posted July 20, 2016 John Owyn is confused, having been fed the finest greens of collard. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted July 20, 2016 "Non," remarks Andre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalashask 1112 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Elrach bumps into John at the cloud temple, a little confused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taketheshot 3834 Share Posted July 20, 2016 The rest of the orenian forces scour the bonefort and the surroundings picking through the dead rebels to find the crown prince "Hmmm where did he go??" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneLf 314 Share Posted July 20, 2016 "Did...ya fuckin' fed him dried grapes man?" Says a silverholt guard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurferDurfer1 2978 Share Posted July 20, 2016 "Dear god they fed him raisins , the scoundrels." remarks footman Kallor Wick 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Artimec pops a combination of larvae and salmon berries into his mouth, a wood elven delicacy. He wonders what the big deal is with the grapes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatpyrodude 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Mayor Bradshaw chuckles reading it "Silly rebels, thinking they could try and fight Oren." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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