How Oren stole Krugmas

[Kiiwi 1440]

~*How Oren stole Krugmas*~

 

Every Orc down in Azaghol like Krugmas a lot.. 

But the humans, Who lived just North of Oren 

Did NOT 

The humans hated  Krugmas 

The whole Krugmas season 

Now please dont ask why

No one quite knows the reason 

It could be their armor was just too tight 

Or maybe because they thought the holiday wasnt right 

But I think the most likely reason of all.. 

Was that their hands were TWO SIZES too small.. 

But, whatever the reason, 

Their armor or hands 

They stood there on Krugmas eve, hating Orc lands 

Staring down from their horses with a sour, salty frown 

As the screams of humans filled their town 

For they knew every Orc down in Azaghol beneath 

Was busy now, hanging a human-flesh wreath..

 

[Pando_ 446]

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[Silent™ 552]

GG

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

m3m3s

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

this forced meme ceased being funny 3 years ago

[Malgonious 2758]

Haha yeah **** Oren haha

[Aengoth 2890]

[Inkthorn 1434]

it hurt to read this. please cease.

[Kiiwi 1440]

I thought it was beautiful 

[SeventhCircle 460]

16 minutes ago, TheMostKawaliioftheAlices said:

I thought it was beautiful 

It was great had a good little laugh

[Caravaggio 146]

 

"And they're hanging some halflings!"

Oren snarled with a sneer.

"Tomorrow is Krugmas! It's practically here!"

Then they growled, their mailed fingers saltily drumming.

"We must find a way to stop Krugmas from coming!"

For tomorrow, they knew...

All the Orc girls and boys

Would wake bright and early.

They'd dance in the Goi!

And then, oh the noise!

Oh the Noise! The Noise!

Noise! Noise! Noise!

That's one thing Oren hated, the NOISE!

NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the Orcs, young and old

Would sit down to a feast.

And they’d feast!

And they’d feast!

And they’d FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

They would feast on Kha-pudding

And rare Halfling-roast-feet!

Which was something that Oren

Couldn’t stand in the least!

And then they’d do something they liked least of all!

Every Orc down in Azaghol,

The tall and the small,

Would stand close together,

With Krugmas bells ringing.

They’d stand hand in hand,

And the shamans would start chanting!

They’d chant! And they’d chant!

AND they’d CHANT! CHANT! CHANT! CHANT!

And the more Oren heard

Of these Orc shamans sing,

The more Oren thought,

“We must stop this whole thing!

Why, for fifty three years

We’ve put up with it now!

We MUST stop this Krugmas from coming!

.... but HOW?

 

 

 

[JEEGK 1367]

stop

[Shlidd 35]

8 minutes ago, Jake! said:

stop

 

[bumblefina 2766]

I thought it was cute

[Man of Respect 5471]

eath'lur laughs hahaha