How to Destroy Oren™

[mmat 7460]

Hello there my dear white brethren. I have noticed a few of you having trouble with some menial tasks on the server, such as:

 

- Utterly crushing the vile human empire of Oren and all traces of its existences.

 

Well my friends I am back to help. With some peaceful discussion, we can solve the conflict. I will present three simple steps for YOU to become the greatest destroyer of Oren there ever was. Without further ado, here we go:

 

1 - Stop slamming your head against it

A key mistake my dear friends, indeed. Oren has a rock solid foundation and will never die from sheer conflict. You must approach it from other angles. Even if you may win at first, you will lose in the end at war. The Orenic machine cannot be matched when it is awakened, despite Aelthir Tundrak's quite amazing combat prowess ™.

 

2 - Stop repeating past mistakes

Snow elves are stale and will never be good nor will they ever beat oren. Do something else! This my friends, is just an example, however I believe it is a good one. Having a scattered hodgepodge of things won't work long. Unify under one banner and do something interesting.

 

3 - Make your OWN glorious empire

The depth of orens foundations only go as deep as the lore and background that its couragous authors and lore guys have allowed it to. People play oren dudes because the experience is just better. If you wish to destroy it, you must become what you hate and actually roleplay :D Imagine that.

 

And there we go my friends, hopefully with this simple guide you too can be the ultimate Orenic destroyer machine. Thank you for reading my product and I hope it will make your skills better. Merry christmas my noble white friends.

 

have a nice photo of wales, taken by yours truly -

 

 

[lemontide331 1615]

thanks ill send this to kyle

[Nathan_Barnett36 1564]

Photo looks ****.

[_Jandy_ 3519]

6 minutes ago, iMattyz said:

The Orenic machine cannot be matched when it is awakened, despite Aelthir Tundrak's quite amazing combat prowess .

******* ded

[mmat 7460]

2 minutes ago, _Jandy_ said:

******* ded

 

just banter lads.

[Jonificus 2763]

"The vastness of Oren devours us."

[Angmarzku 1251]

The picture made my day

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Not bad but here's a picture of North Vancouver

Oh and while I'm here this picture I took of a happy seal while boating off Bowen Island

 

[Galendar 631]

nice guide! 

[Esterlen 4499]

If only they knew how accurate this is.

[Smaw 2376]

39 minutes ago, Nathan_Barnett36 said:

Photo looks ****.

 

You'd complain if you won the lottery, wouldn't you?

[Fimlin 1997]

3 hours ago, iMattyz said:

 

3 - Make your OWN glorious empire

The depth of orens foundations only go as deep as the lore and background that its couragous authors and lore guys have allowed it to. People play oren dudes because the experience is just better. If you wish to destroy it, you must become what you hate and actually roleplay :D Imagine that.

 

 

 

HAIL THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF  VANDERGUAN!!

[zaezae 1098]

Here I thought the best way was to lead a successful civil war, but ah, the beast may be defeated but never slain.

[Ethan the epic 115]

6 hours ago, Nathan_Barnett36 said:

Photo looks ****.

Piss off ye English tea clinker.

[Aengoth 2890]

3 hours ago, Fimlin said:

HAIL THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF  VANDERGUAN!!