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“Wew laddeh, slap belleh.”

-Faragram Irongrinder, Veteran Dwarven screamer.

 

On Dwarven Martial Efficiency

By

Caius Sigismund Horen

 

[!] Most of the page is blank, save for a picture and caption scrawled at the bottom of the parchment.


When your National Dwarven Legion consists of thirty child army screamers and repeatedly lose battle after battle to a horde of raging human supremacist Imperialists but its okay because you fended off a 3 Saints AM raid against a lone Imperial soldier and shouted 'victreh!', stating that even when you’re defeated repeatedly screeching ‘victreh’ at the top of your lungs will make you the real winner.

 

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"They're good at organized retreats at least." observes Prince Karl from a vantage point. 

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"At least zay do not lock zer own gate aun zer own people running from a pack auf hungry dwarves clearly passing zah sign vhich says not tu pass aur be smitten by zah sky gotts. Buht jo know, ist vhat ever. Ve respect zer sign at least," remarks Ser Romane the Unburned as he skims over the short treatise.

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Good one

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This kind of captivates why some people don't feel like playing the server anymore. When people talk about keeping everything in RP and admins not interfering with wars, you discredit that argument through these attempts at passive aggressive memeing.

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1 hour ago, joey calabreeni said:

On Dwarven Martial Efficiency

By

Caius Sigismund Horen

"Wait a minute. . ." Says a human peasant. . .

 

1 hour ago, joey calabreeni said:

Caius Sigismund Horen

1 hour ago, joey calabreeni said:

Horen

"Never knew the Emperor's goon was illiterate."

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Just now, keaton9011 said:

"Wait a minute. . ." Says a human peasant. . .

 

"Never knew the Emperor's goon was illiterate."

Caius sits there for a moment, blinking before holding his head.

 

"****, I've been btfo."

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Just now, joey calabreeni said:

Caius sits there for a moment, blinking before holding his head.

 

"****, I've been btfo."

The peasant would sit across from Caius, wondering how he got into his shack.

"Get out, you *****."

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Can we not have a meme war?

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3 hours ago, joey calabreeni said:

When your National Dwarven Legion consists of thirty child army screamers and repeatedly lose battle after battle to a horde of raging human supremacist Imperialists but its okay because you fended off a 3 Saints AM raid against a lone Imperial soldier and shouted 'victreh!', stating that even when you’re defeated repeatedly screeching ‘victreh’ at the top of your lungs will make you the real winner.

Why lower yourself to their level by making a post like this? Look at what you have written. You called these people screaming children and stated that your side has clearly beaten them in everything but one small, stupid battle, if you'd even call it that. Are you so thin-skinned to react when people you view as children try and get a rise out of you? You should have nothing to prove, and trying to just brings you down to their level, a child. You're better than that.

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1 minute ago, oblivionsbane said:

Why lower yourself to their level by making a post like this? Look at what you have written. You called these people screaming children and stated that your side has clearly beaten them in everything but one small, stupid battle, if you'd even call it that. Are you so thin-skinned to react when people you view as children try and get a rise out of you? You should have nothing to prove, and trying to just brings you down to their level, a child. You're better than that.

holy guacamole 

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2 minutes ago, oblivionsbane said:

Why lower yourself to their level by making a post like this? Look at what you have written. You called these people screaming children and stated that your side has clearly beaten them in everything but one small, stupid battle, if you'd even call it that. Are you so thin-skinned to react when people you view as children try and get a rise out of you? You should have nothing to prove, and trying to just brings you down to their level, a child. You're better than that.

((good-good-let-the-jimmies-rustle-through

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mfw im banned during warzone 

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