CHARLES THE BALD 2616 Share Posted October 2, 2017 This letter would be nailed on multiple boards and doors in Jornheim, an easy task when the city is always empty. Citizens of Kaz’Ulrah My spies have passed to me the rumor that Verthaik Frostbeard is currently missing and unable to be found by his own citizens. It’s a shame that your king would abandon you in these times of war. You should know that the Grand King of Urguan would never do such thing. You have to realise that your king has no honor. Verthaik is the most dishonorable dwarf I have ever seen. When I was captured by a bunch of Orcs and transferred to Kaz’Ulrah he had me walk to Jornheim naked as a jaybird. He even refused my proposition to settle the situation with a duel with him but he refused because he cannot actually fight. Did you know his own clan father banished him from the Frostbeard clan ? You heard it right, he's not even a ******* Frostbeard. Hamnil Frostbeard has been spreading Verthaik’s propaganda by claiming you guys have way more soldiers but this is false because the first person to travel around to realm to kneel for help was your own king. If you hear him talk, please take it lightly as he isn't himself anymore. Let’s face it, you cannot actually win this war as we have way more soldiers and gear than you have. Without any allies, we still have more soldiers than your whole kingdom can rally on a good day. I hope to see your faces around Kal’Omith, Your friend, Charles “The Bald”, Grand Champion of Urguan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted October 2, 2017 "Spoken like a true war hero." Illyr'maylu wiped a tear from his eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3662 Share Posted October 2, 2017 42 minutes ago, TheWitherKingHD said: "Spoken like a true war hero." Illyr'maylu wiped a tear from his eye. 0 Upvote Eleyim, being not too far away from the guard, makes a face, "That not even makes sense..." He shakes his head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornaedo 1249 Share Posted October 2, 2017 1 hour ago, TheWitherKingHD said: "Spoken like a true war hero." Illyr'maylu wiped a tear from his eye. 0 Upvote Antoine would frown when hearing the comment "What the hell is he on about? How is that anything related to being a true war hero." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateolog 1623 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Kerwyr II reads the letter "Ah Charles nevah sices tu make mi laugh weth his ridiculous claims." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraiseTheLord 868 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Hazurk'Raguk watches on from the spirit realm, wondering how flawed one's eyes must be to think Kaz'Ulrah outnumbered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterblood 11181 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Tee'Maeble laughs loudly upon reading one of the letters. "Bahaha! Oh, man..!" Her form was shaking from her laughter. "Frostbeards are not'ing but ah joke anymore." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serf 647 Share Posted October 2, 2017 -Thoak has the letter read over to him by whatever dwed stands near him.- "Heh.. is tis tae same Dwed t'at claims t'at his loyalty behind Urguan is based on tae fact t'at Zahrer gives him five sets 'o bluesteel armor, a big house, and horses? Wot a petty little dwed tis is. An' average Urguan hypocrite. I suppose 'oot is time to send out letters addressin' tis farce." “Throughout both the lands of Kaz’Ulrah, Urguan, and anything inbetween, letters are sent. These letters would land in the hands of anyone who would come across them. The letter would be sealed in an envelope of high quality, and sealed by wax stamped with what appears to be an anvil with a flame upon it” “To all Dwedmar of Axios, Urguan, and Kaz’Ulrah, Heed no mind to this pathetic attempt at propaganda. This flimsy claim has no backbone, and comes from a dishonorable Dwed that confessed to me that his loyalty is based in Urguan on the fact that King Zahrer of Urguan gives him five sets of bluesteel armor, a mansion, and horses exactly. This Charles the 'Bald' sits, and claims that Verthaik is not of Frostbeard descent, but as Clanfather of the Goldhands who harbored the original Frostbeards back in the times of Aegis, and Asulon when most of you now were still swinging in your father's sack, I can confirm that Verthaik is indeed of Frostbeard descemt. This Charles the 'Bald' isn't even of a clan or officially states what clan he is from. How can this clanless heathen even attempt to besmirch, and degrade another dwed's status in a clan when he himself doesn't even belong in one or make it public? The Kingdom of Urguan, and Kal'Omith is surely at its lowest point at this very moment. They're cornered like rabid dogs ready to be butchered, and thus they will go to great lengths to produce anything to try and slander, and sway the dumb into their fold to produce cannon folder against the Kaz'Ulrah war machine. To further falsify this pathetic claim, Verthaik is not missing. He has caught the flu, and now rests in the newly constructed city over watching New Jornheim. The city itself is quite a spectacle, and everyone should come to visit once its fully complete. It looks better than the rubble that is Kal'Omith! Regardless, do not be the one who is fooled by those who are the puppet to the puppeteer known as Oren. Beware of the feckless servants of Khorvad who only wish to see doom brought upon their race. His Blinded, Thoak Goldhand High Prelate of the Brathmordakin Lord High-Prelate of Kaz'Ulrah Clanfather, and Elder of the Goldhand Clan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMacMoMo 214 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Beorik Frostbeard shakes his head at the lies that are being spread. "This paper is filled wit' nothin' bu' lies." He crumples the paper and walks off to prepare his battle armor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzr 2050 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Thalrim would walk up to the paper , a bottle of mead in his one hand and pickaxe in the other, the drunken dwarf would have one good look at the paper and then exclaim in drunken speech "id be bloody drunk and even id be knowin' t'at t'is 'ere be 'orse sheit" he would then walk off to his tavern and keep on drinking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algoda 885 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Barradin smirks slightly as he reads until the end. "Not bad, its a decent hit piece for a nation without a PR department. Luckily we have one.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted October 2, 2017 6 hours ago, tornado241 said: Antoine would frown when hearing the comment "What the hell is he on about? How is that anything related to being a true war hero." 0 Upvote "Excuse me, I'm saying he is a war hero. Not that this makes him a war hero." Illyr'maylu explained. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatpyrodude 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2017 "Heard he's having homosex with a Wood Elf Prince." Comments Theodore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfamousGerman 1553 Share Posted October 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Charles The Bald said: t’s face it, you cannot actually win this war as we have way more soldiers and gear than you have. Without any allies, we still have more soldiers than your whole kingdom can rally on a good day. "It was going to be that until the false midgets started calling in Oren to win their war for them since they're too lethargic themselves" says John Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nordicg_d 1847 Share Posted October 2, 2017 "i heard that he once sucked off a horse" says manwell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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