Disgrace to Kaz'Ulrah

[CHARLES THE BALD 2615]

 

This letter would be inserted under every door of the city of Jornheim, while also being illegaly nailed to a few notice boards around the realm :

 

To all citizens of Kaz’Ulrah,

 

Verthaik has now breached the dwarven code of honor by marrying a human female, this is an abomination that is also supported by the High-Prelate of the Frostbeard rebellion. The woman he married is in fact a human midget, without any body hair and large eyes and squinty eyes resembling those of an elf. Her face resembles nothing like the dwarven woman I have seen in my life and if she doesn't prove she is a dwarven women by growing a beard, I will assume she's a woman. Disgusting. Very Disgusting.

 

Verthaik also calls his new kingdom, a new system full of chances but if you have the sufficient intellectual quotient, you will understand quickly that in order to be the next king, you need to become the best friend and servant of the current king. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan used to be about democracy and nominating who was the right candidate, not the best friend of the king.

 

The new system put in place by Verthaik is to give powerless titles to dwarves living in his own kingdom. The titles of Warden, Marshal and Overseer are working positions not administrative ones, they hold no power over the High King’s judgement. The new dwarves that join Kaz’Ulrah are employed for work while those who have been friend of the High King ever since he joined do not work but are rather given a chance at being the next king.

 

Charles “The Bald”,

 

Grand Champion of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan,

Kingsguard of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

 

[devvy 1348]

Signa read over the propaganda, a puzzled expression being displayed through brows that hooded over narrowed eyes. While passing the paper off to Verthaik, she thought aloud, "Do ye remembeh me sehin' oi was a 'uman? Oi dunnae recall.."

 

Finding herself infront of a mirror, Signa examined herself closely, finding that each and every one of her features matched those of her parents. "Strange.. did nae t'ink t'at 'umans were born wit 'eaveh accents n' extremeleh tineh bodies." She'd be speaking to her head in the mirror, as the rest of her body - which stood at 3'11" - did not fit in the frame.

[THUNDER37 162]

Kalgrym wonders.. "Didn' Gror marr'eh an' Elf..? C'mon, jus' let th' fella' make wee'un's however e' wants.. Th' Sutican lot crack th' whip wi' any'in tha's walkin' nowadays, wha' d'we care?"

[Zezimus 1523]

Wulfgar Blackaxe squints his eyes at one of the letter's attempts to besmirch his daughter's name.

 

"Well, now this unhinged oaf 'as really lost 'is grip on reality. Anbella, save 'is soul."

[Monkee 7369]

"T'ere's Frostbeards t' t'e left o' me, Urguanoites t' t'e right, an' 'ere I am stuck in t'e middle wif ye," comments Thorrak Ireheart, the stout Dwarf's gaze directed to the large mug of ale gripped by his stubby digits, before the grizzled veteran takes a long, drunken swig.

[BigMacMoMo 214]

Beorik Frostbeard the Warden of Kaz'Ulrah mutters to himself "Ye know nothin' about wot we do 'ere. Ye claim tha' t'e dwed o' Kaz'Ulrah 'ave nay chance o' livin' te there full potential yet in Urguan ah did nay see tha' happenin' either. T'e idea o' t'e wot ye call a council o' Urguan exemplifies tha' ye 'ave been misguided. T'e council picked their friends all o' t'e toime te be 'ave 'igh positions an' be king." He walks off shaking his head knowing that Charles the Bald probably won't show his face in Kaz'Ulrah for a long time after doing this.

 

[MissToni 3565]

Mergila would read the parchment. A mighty laughter escaped her mouth, followed by spit. She then shouted out in the city of Kaz'Ulrah for all the citizens in the kingdom to hear.

 

"T'a Queen moig't look a beardlin, an' 'er words tuu. But s'e wus just nae lucky enoug' ter be blessed boi Yemekar wit' a beard loike Oi wus. Du nay call 'er a umros. S'e 'as evereh roig't ter call 'erself a dwed loike all t'a ot'as. A dwed w'o attcks anot'ah dwed fer t'e way t'ey look 'as nay 'onor!"

 

Mergila then shook her head as she went to rip off all the letters she could find in Kaz'Ulrah and burn them.

[rukio 8924]

Being unable to read, Elle scratches the back of her head after hearing about the newest drama. 

 

"Why can't they just marry for love, why their race matter? All-Father wouldn't be so barbaric about this..." The elf mix says to her beloved pet.

[drfate786 1690]

8 minutes ago, rukio said:

Being unable to read, Elle scratches the back of her head after hearing about the newest drama. 

 

"Why can't they just marry for love, why their race matter? All-Father wouldn't be so barbaric about this..." The elf mix says to her beloved pet.

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Alifer Amice responds to her "I am more then positive that Verthaiks wife is a dwarf. After all, the very notion of a dwarf marrying a human disgusted him last I spoke with him. Was it not one of the many reasons for Kaz'Ulrah's conquest on Urguan? Urguan does not even exist anymore, yet as is written at the bottom of the flyer this dwarf calls himself the champion of Urguan, a dead kingdom that no longer exists."

[KarmaDelta 969]

Durack Ironborn would say inside his head, where no reasonable person would be able to hear and respond to,

 

"Super gross and nasty. If a Dwarven woman cant grow a beard they are no Dwarf at all! A dwarven woman is meant to be in the spitting image of the Dwarven man but with no meat rod. This is a horrible thing and all who follow this King should be shamed.

 

Also, with the inclusion of titles, that is just sad.

 

This Dwarf knows not how to run a kingdom other than to just pick up any Dwarf on the side of the road, color their face and hair, and pronounce them Frostbeard or other with fake papers and lineage. This also goes against the Dwarven Code of Honor where a Dwarf would go on a pilgrimage at any point of their life, lose their memory, and find their way back home on their own. Of course, since they can't remember this, they are easily misled and tricked by those with bad intentions, such as the Frostbeards. I remember just the other day where a young Frostbeard lad was bamboozled by me after telling him via bird after being told his name if I could join the Frostbeards because I realized I was sent out on a pilgrimage to find my family and race again, and wanted to see what would happen. Lo and behold, it happened and I was immediately brought into the capital city without so much of a weapons check and so on. I could have easily been an Irongrinder sympathizer and murdered everyone there. They were so intent on stealing young and old Dwed struck with amnesia. 

 

This new order of Dwarves is worse than the last. Shame upon the clans and Dwarves within those halls, and shame on the king for spelunking a human female while there are many other fine bearded Dwarven women around. ******* Gross. End your like king, you don't deserve the throne just as much as the Irongrinders did."

 

 

[Ixli 1472]

"'orry teh inform yeh, Charles, but t'ere is no more Urguan teh be Champion uv or aneh Kingsguard for a dissolved nation anywehs." sighs Deneryn Frostbeard in response to the post.

[Legoboy7984 3155]

On 11/12/2017 at 7:48 PM, Zezimus said:

Wulfgar Blackaxe squints his eyes at one of the letter's attempts to besmirch his daughter's name.

 

"Well, now this unhinged oaf 'as really lost 'is grip on reality. Anbella, save 'is soul."

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"Alwahs likes Wulfgar as Grand King... next timah I will du somethin' I should o' done years agu..." he'd tighten his fists. "Traitor..."

22 hours ago, Gargled said:

"'orry teh inform yeh, Charles, but t'ere is no more Urguan teh be Champion uv or aneh Kingsguard for a dissolved nation anywehs." sighs Deneryn Frostbeard in response to the post.

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"Ye dwed killin' idiot.. Urguan will always beh alive und when et's reformed yeh will be teh first tu go." Agnar Ireheart would state.

 

[Ixli 1472]

2 minutes ago, Legoboy7984 said:

"Alwahs likes Wulfgar as Grand King... next timah I will du somethin' I should o' done years agu..." he'd tighten his fists. "Traitor..."

"Ye dwed killin' idiot.. Urguan will always beh alive und when et's reformed yeh will be teh first tu go." Agnar Ireheart would state.

 

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"T'anks for 'ettin' me know, friend. I'll seh yeh when yeh lose anotheh rebellion." Deneryn Frostbeard chuckles.

[Legoboy7984 3155]

1 minute ago, Gargled said:

"T'anks for 'ettin' me know, friend. I'll seh yeh when yeh lose anotheh rebellion." Deneryn Frostbeard chuckles.

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"T'anks fer showin' me 'ow weak ye are as yeh 'ad to bring en allies." Agnar ireheart chuckles

[Ixli 1472]

21 minutes ago, Legoboy7984 said:

"T'anks fer showin' me 'ow weak ye are as yeh 'ad to bring en allies." Agnar ireheart chuckles

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"Do yeh forget teh Urguan brought in Oren? Which is whe we brought in teh allies? Silleh, silleh, Urguan. Bringin' in teh nation who has backstabbed 'em atleast twice." Deneryn shakes his head slowly, disappointed.