Pontifical Writ of 1655

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NUNTIUS PONTIFICALIS AD FIDEM TUENDAE CONTRA ALUERTIUS

PONTIFICAL WRIT IN DEFENCE OF THE FAITH AGAINST THE REPROBATE OF HALSWORTHY

 

The Fifteenth of Snow's Maiden, 1655

 

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His Holiness JUDE I, High Pontiff of the Church of the Canon, Metropolitan of Rhodesia and the Crownlands, Archbishop of Jorenus, Lotharum, Aleksandria, Phillipus, Enochas, Visigia and Erochland, Prince-Bishop of St. Thomas, Savoy, Mont St. Humbert, Holofernes, St. Judeburg-upon-Baltas, Johannesburg, Esheveurd, Luciensport, Huss, and Dibley, Prince-Abbot of Laureh’lin and Hariam, Abbot of Annsden, Bishop of Godfreo, Fernandus, the Westerweald, Versace, Mardon, Metz, and Carace, Successor of the High Priesthood of the Church, Supreme Pontiff of the Church of True Faith, Keeper of the Canon, Missionary to Aeldin and Svatum, High Servant to the Exalted's Testaments, Humble Servant of the Faithful and Vicar of GOD doth decree…

 

 

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Brethren of the Most Holy Church of the Canon, your Holy Father is displeased to announce to you all the appalling nature of the attacks upon the Holy Mother Church by the City-State of Halsworthy. Through both insult to Bishop Yurii of Haense, and Holy Mother Judith of the Order of Blessed Catherine they have shown themselves to purport to be above the Faith of GOD, decrying those who bore their cloth of Piety as untrustworthy threats to themselves, going so far as to deny entrance to them and instead calling down from their battlements insults and slander upon both their character and the Holy church in turn. Decrying themselves to be Pagans with great pride, and ushering distaste towards those of the cloth as if they were parasites.

 

This, dear Brothers and Sisters, was not the only act of malice towards the Holy Church of Canon. For as the Priests and Nuns departed from their lands, and the Holy Order of Saint Lucien began to spread alms to its populace, the people of Halsworthy turned upon Brother Heinrich, surrounding the man with insults and threats to his life before ultimately throwing a potion at him. Thus bringing to fruition the true nature of themselves in one decisive act, in a direct and palpable assault upon not only the Brother Heinrich, but on the Holy Church of Canon itself.

 

It is with regret but ultimate goodness and trust in GOD’s judgment that through careful deliberation by the Holy Synod, the City-State of Halsworthy be condemned by the Holy Canonist Church as a festering boil upon the lands of Atlas, home to Heathens, Pagans, and all manner of peculiar and unnatural beings.

 

Thus with the power held by His Vicar Pontiff Jude I and the Holy Synod, the Holy Mother Church calls upon all faithful from all realms and walks of life to take it upon themselves to defend themselves and their kin from this pool of faithless or otherwise reprehensible beings, and to keep them from spreading their plague upon the whole of Atlas.

 

Furthermore, to those men who wish to decapitate the ever growing Hydra of sin and heathenry, let it be known that their sins, both venial and mortal, are hereby forgiven, with the full authority of the occupant of the Exalted Throne: IUDAS PRIMUS, VICARIUS DEI.

 

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SANCTI APOSTOLI EVARISTUS ET CLEMENS: DE QUORUM POTESTATE ET AUCTORITATE CONFIDIMUS, IPSI INTERCEDANT PRO NOBIS AD DOMINUM.

 

☩ IN NOMINE PATRIS, et Horenus, et Exaltus Honorem. Amen.

 

 

 

 

Sunt etiamnum fidelium

[erikur 91]

john fat screams in prayer

[fat robert 307]

Heinrich gently rubs his belly at the sight of the delightful letter

[AGP 3169]

Constantine gets ready to slay.

[TheTri 384]

"This will certainly be interesting!" exclaimed a young elf at reading the missive, "Most cannonists are unfamiliar with me. How unfortunate. . ." He remarked cockily, an amused snort escaping him, accompanied by a few electrical sparks popping around his form.

[TankM1A2 840]

Carlovac saddles his horse, "Make remove of sin, da."

[chaotikal 2392]

"We are going hunting for heathens, PRAISE SIGISMUND." Yelled an ecstatic Istvan, readying the axes and spears for holy war!

[Chimp 528]

"Deus Vult!" - Yelled Pierre.

[HurferDurfer1 2978]

"fukin ***** pontiff more like ho" said coltaine

[LoLzboi 661]

Yurii would think Coltain was dead as he held the broken refactory of Coltaine within his hands

[BasicDoctor 91]

Dorondir Nria, the Greatest Half-Elven Barbarian, stands upon the castle walls of Halsworthy. With a robust roar of adrenaline, he howls "AVE WAR-DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!" as he remembers his glory days of battle in Vailor and Axios. His thirst to slay wanna-be Oreners grows stronger.

[HurferDurfer1 2978]

12 minutes ago, LoLzboi said:

Yurii would think Coltain was dead as he held the broken refactory of Coltaine within his hands

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"ya you fukin THOUGHT, got fooled into buying broken rocks." he sends out into the ether 

[holyterrain 173]

Mother Judith of Czena sends letters out to all of the abbeys, priories and convents of Atlas.

"The heathens will splinter before the MIGHT of GOD and His children!" 

[ibraheemc2000 2965]

The Old grand Imam prays for peace. He goes to sleep and remembers Mother Judith trying to beat him and torture him to convert, but luckily with Allah's help he remained firm, and she left him alone, but still has nightmares of her terrifying and might Unibrow!

[Archbishop 1784]

"Deus Vult!" Exclaims Walter as he prepares for holy war.