Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Share Posted May 22, 2018 In post-war Renatus-Marna, a new inn has opened up catering to the men returning home from battle. As you open the cantina doors and walk inside the dimly lit building, a waft of cactus green smoke hits your face. It’s difficult to make out but you catch glimpses of soldiers accompanied by Easterner women of questionable profession, a man playing piano in a dark corner by the bar and two Qalasheen youths taking puffs of smoke from the hookah at the bar. This was a place of decadence, you thought to yourself. Yet something was alluring about it. A respite in a world where everyone’s life expectancy was low with plague and constant wars if they were not lucky enough to be brought back by the heretical temple monks. You take a seat by a few veterans playing a foreign card game and not a minute goes by until a well spoken man of ambiguous ethnicity comes to your table. “I am Commodus! What will you be having today?” ______________________________________________________________________ The New Mos Le’Harmless Cantina The Watering Hole That Puts Hair On Your Chest Senntisten, 1664 Inspired by the infamous Mos Le’Harmless Cantina from the Westerlands, the new Mos Le’Harmless Cantina captures the unique blend of foods brought by the commingling of different humans on the brink of civilization after the Empire’s fall. Westerlands cuisine was noted for using the resources around them and while it was normally not appealing to the eye, it was well filling and developed a well distinguished taste of different spices used. Deals/free food for Renatian Crown Soldiers! Rules Like any civilized folks, we have rules at the Cantina. Don’t be a dark elf. Don’t be a tattle tale. Say grace before you eat/drink. Don’t kill each other (on Commodus’ property). "Don’t steal my things" -Commodus. Location The Mos Le’Harmless Cantina is located in Senntisten, Renatus-Marna at HOREN SQUARE 2, close by the Blackwell Trading Co. stall and San Marnatine State Penitentiary. Just make a right after going up the stairs and pass the feast tables. Looking for workers Mos Le’Harmless is seeking to expand their staff. Although no experience is needed, job applicants looking to work at Mos Le’Harmless should meet the following criteria: -Be a living, breathing individual (no spooks). -Be willing to hunt alligators/willing to learn how to hunt alligators (As well as other work.) -Be able to keep their mouth shut. -Be not a dark elf. We offer the following benefits: -Free health care when you see our provided doctors. -Free room and board at the Cantina (so you never have to be late for work. Rooms are limited so we only guarantee a bed and a crate for your stuff). If you wish to apply, contact Commodus de Jedih (Shady_Tales). Do business with us We are seeking suppliers for new foods and drinks to sell in the Cantina. If you have a bounty or job that needs doing, post it on our noticeboard. If you own an established business and are interested in doing business with us, contact Commodus de Jedih (Shady_Tales). Rent a room Albeit scarce, some rooms are available for yearly rent. See Commodus about cheap prices that will allow you to live in the city frugally (and avoid taxes wink wink). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonival 147 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Aldonza would change out of military uniform and head to the Cantina to prepare for the opening rush of customers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaw 2376 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Zaniil Isilioleth would hear of the cantina. "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrynn 1349 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Tedyn listens to the man speak of the cantina before muttering to himself. "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wrynn said: Tedyn listens to the man speak of the cantina before muttering to himself. "I didn't want to go anyways." 3 minutes ago, Smaw said: Zaniil Isilioleth would hear of the cantina. "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardmancer 942 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Arveia, sitting in her room with blackjack and hookahs, hears of the tavern. "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandasan 74 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Upon hearing news about the cantina, Feyrith frowned and held his instruments close to him."I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readicti 902 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Anlora hears the spreading word of a Cantina from her fellow citizens, only frowning at the rules. "Well... I didn't want to go anyway." With that she wanders towards a tavern that would welcome her patronage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
......... 43 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Serevik Isilioleth wiped his brow as he heard news of the Cantina. He frowns and continues his work at the forge, only muttering; "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macaroon 37 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Garoll Earl smiles upon hearing the news, although the face grows sad as he reads on. ”I didn’t want to go anyway.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat robert 307 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Ferdinand slapped his belly as he read the negative reviews obviously emerging from Dark Elven degenerates , laughing loudly as he began rubbing his hands against each other, his plan was coming along nicely. "I sure do love slaughtering queers" Ferdinand remarked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaw 2376 Share Posted May 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, fat robert said: Ferdinand slapped his belly as he read the negative reviews obviously emerging from Dark Elven degenerates , laughing loudly as he began rubbing his hands against each other, his plan was coming along nicely. "I sure do love slaughtering queers" Ferdinand remarked. Zaniil would hear of this."I didn't want to live anyways." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat robert 307 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, Smaw said: Zaniil would heard of this."I didn't want to live anyways." "Nor would I if I was you" Remarked yet again, slapping his belly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaw 2376 Share Posted May 22, 2018 1 minute ago, fat robert said: "Nor would I if I was you" Remarked yet again, slapping his belly Zaniil would hear of this."I didn't want to live if I was you being me anyways." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catarrh 720 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Maladem remarks, "I didn't want to go anyway." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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